Oh B.S. Those nips are PERFECT teeth pickers and in no way represent a boy’s nipples. If a man had nipples like that, then he might be Bruce Jenner. If you’ve got to dislocate your jaw to get them around a nip, then your nip might be too big. A little cold air, ice cubes etc. and nips like these could easily be used as floss. Oh, and the black hair and tan complexion is definitely a bonus.
Toejam’s back with a vengeance after a 10 day hiatus. Bam, the flu hit me like a sledge hammer last week. Came on in the early AM and lasted just about 24 hours. Severe aches, diarrhea, etc. It wasn’t pretty but the worst was yet to come. After recovering from the effects over the weekend I had to take my kid to college many, many miles away. Terrible drive, mediocre hotel and got lost a couple of times. The upside, of course, was that I got to ogle beaucoup young coeds dressed, or shall I say undressed in halter tops and shorts. So the agony of a 3 day trek was eased. Got a lot of “sneak” shots with my cellphone. There’s nothing like a 20 year old blonde with legs up to her neck bending over to pick up a cardboard box full of stuffed animals.
OK, I gotta make this one quick and get to the store. My food supply is at the lowest it’s been in months. Too bad the photo is in B&W. I prefer color cause it reveals lots of detail and flaws.
1) FACE: This scares me. She appears OK, but is it a “she”? Some instinct tells me this person was named William a few years ago. Nah, that’s too easy. I’ll go with the fact she was born and remains a woman. Actually, her face isn’t bad. Her jaw-line is kinda narrow and her eyes a bit big (like her tits) plus her hair is black. But she does have some redeeming value. I think it’s her lips. Just perfect for some flute playing. Rating: “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: As usual far too big. But the aureoles are somewhat out of proportion. I’m not saying they’re too small, but they are a wee bit undersized for the massive mounds they’re sitting on. In addition these bazungas have not been altered. They’re the real deal and are made to appear larger they really are by the pose. Gravity has contributed to their pendulous appearance. Rating: “B”.
3) ARMS/THIGHS: Hard to judge in the photo. But I’ll just give them a score cause I care. Rating: “C”.
Toejam overall rating: “C”.
I spoke earlier about taking stealth shots at the college of some fine babes. I then heard that the paparazzi were stalking England’s royals. Specifically, prince George and were warned by Scotland Yard that they were in danger of being shot if a terrorist attack were occurring and the coppers had to take the goat-fuckers down. I guess the shooting death of an UNARMED paparazzi would be the top news and hoards of the deceased comrades would riot and start tweeting: #paparazzilivesmatter. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if these shutter-bugs will declare themselves an endangered race.
Kudos to DDP for being so very patient. I know sex is important to her and my absence since the end of July has really left her wanting. However, Steely Dan probably got a good workout. But have no fear my dear. I’m tuning up the old shillelagh and I’ll be with her soon.
I’ll take her. She’s just fine for me. Nice face, black hair, and a good rack. I’d like a better A to B ratio though. The one you posted is nice Randy.
A busty lass on her hands and knees comes in handy when you’re building a structure and need to hang a plumb line to the center of the earth but don’t have a bob or string. Have her crawl to all four corners of the house. They hang straight and true. Problem solved.
Denny, this tip should come in handy if you’re still not done with your remodeling.
Wow. You used to hide these pics, with a link to them. Are you no longer a “safe for work” site? I LOVE the stuff you post, and I know it’s your site, and you can do whatever you want. But if I can’t safely open it at work I can’t come here anymore.
Thanks for pointing that out. I forgot to use the more tag. Fixed it. I’m already banned at some hotels for being a “porn” site even though I don’t post on first page.
Those nips would make the front page of nambla weekly, but hell she’s hot and she knows how to pose.
Oh B.S. Those nips are PERFECT teeth pickers and in no way represent a boy’s nipples. If a man had nipples like that, then he might be Bruce Jenner. If you’ve got to dislocate your jaw to get them around a nip, then your nip might be too big. A little cold air, ice cubes etc. and nips like these could easily be used as floss. Oh, and the black hair and tan complexion is definitely a bonus.
She is practicing her position for when she will help me commit suicide by suffocation, and she certainly is equipped for it.
Toejam’s back with a vengeance after a 10 day hiatus. Bam, the flu hit me like a sledge hammer last week. Came on in the early AM and lasted just about 24 hours. Severe aches, diarrhea, etc. It wasn’t pretty but the worst was yet to come. After recovering from the effects over the weekend I had to take my kid to college many, many miles away. Terrible drive, mediocre hotel and got lost a couple of times. The upside, of course, was that I got to ogle beaucoup young coeds dressed, or shall I say undressed in halter tops and shorts. So the agony of a 3 day trek was eased. Got a lot of “sneak” shots with my cellphone. There’s nothing like a 20 year old blonde with legs up to her neck bending over to pick up a cardboard box full of stuffed animals.
OK, I gotta make this one quick and get to the store. My food supply is at the lowest it’s been in months. Too bad the photo is in B&W. I prefer color cause it reveals lots of detail and flaws.
1) FACE: This scares me. She appears OK, but is it a “she”? Some instinct tells me this person was named William a few years ago. Nah, that’s too easy. I’ll go with the fact she was born and remains a woman. Actually, her face isn’t bad. Her jaw-line is kinda narrow and her eyes a bit big (like her tits) plus her hair is black. But she does have some redeeming value. I think it’s her lips. Just perfect for some flute playing. Rating: “C+”.
2) BOOBAGE: As usual far too big. But the aureoles are somewhat out of proportion. I’m not saying they’re too small, but they are a wee bit undersized for the massive mounds they’re sitting on. In addition these bazungas have not been altered. They’re the real deal and are made to appear larger they really are by the pose. Gravity has contributed to their pendulous appearance. Rating: “B”.
3) ARMS/THIGHS: Hard to judge in the photo. But I’ll just give them a score cause I care. Rating: “C”.
Toejam overall rating: “C”.
I spoke earlier about taking stealth shots at the college of some fine babes. I then heard that the paparazzi were stalking England’s royals. Specifically, prince George and were warned by Scotland Yard that they were in danger of being shot if a terrorist attack were occurring and the coppers had to take the goat-fuckers down. I guess the shooting death of an UNARMED paparazzi would be the top news and hoards of the deceased comrades would riot and start tweeting: #paparazzilivesmatter. I guess we’ll just have to wait and see if these shutter-bugs will declare themselves an endangered race.
Kudos to DDP for being so very patient. I know sex is important to her and my absence since the end of July has really left her wanting. However, Steely Dan probably got a good workout. But have no fear my dear. I’m tuning up the old shillelagh and I’ll be with her soon.
Ta-ta till next week.
And here I posted areolae the size you like them and you bitch about it? WTF?
Didn’t learn from the phone/computer incident, didja?
ooh…, burn.
Are you comparing TJ to Michael?
Not directly, just traits.
I’m hard to please….except when it comes to DDP. 🙂
Bleah! Toejam can have her.
Now THIS is a proper pair of boobs
http://40.media.tumblr.com/28e7e895cfe760fd24b7a825cf44e36c/tumblr_nsi700ef9Y1sjoolvo1_1280.jpg
I’ll take her. She’s just fine for me. Nice face, black hair, and a good rack. I’d like a better A to B ratio though. The one you posted is nice Randy.
A busty lass on her hands and knees comes in handy when you’re building a structure and need to hang a plumb line to the center of the earth but don’t have a bob or string. Have her crawl to all four corners of the house. They hang straight and true. Problem solved.
Denny, this tip should come in handy if you’re still not done with your remodeling.
Wow. You used to hide these pics, with a link to them. Are you no longer a “safe for work” site? I LOVE the stuff you post, and I know it’s your site, and you can do whatever you want. But if I can’t safely open it at work I can’t come here anymore.
Thanks for pointing that out. I forgot to use the more tag. Fixed it. I’m already banned at some hotels for being a “porn” site even though I don’t post on first page.
Thanks! I can keep coming back!