BOOBS: FAKE as Hillary Clinton’s whining excuses regarding her “server”. Even Slick Willie wouldn’t come to decorating her bloated aureoles with his “holy oil”.
Yes as the sun sets more rapidly in the west and the days grow shorter (no not literally, I mean the daylight hours) we’ll see fewer and fewer feminine beauties exposing their flesh in the great outdoors.
Denny is headed NW in his “gimp mobile” to destinations not revealed, but I suspect he’s on his way to San Francisco to check out the limp-wrist scenery. Time will tell.
Kinda tired this AM. Didn’t sleep too well last night. Lots on my mind. My I.R.A. dove like Ester Williams at a swimming pool spectacular. My darling daughter depends on the income to pay for her college expenses. If it gets any worse I’ll have to sell a kidney, a bit of my liver and slice a half foot off my monster divining rod, pack ’em in dry ice and ship ’em off to the Chinese transplant folks.
OK, in the final words of one of my many heroes, Gary Gilmore: “Let’s do it”.
1) FACE: Her finest asset. She’s cute. Got a nice innocent smile but that don’t mean she’s a neophyte at bobbing for apples or other stemmed objects. I’ll have to check President Clinton’s secret archives stored on Hillary’s private server…..OH, wait I meant I’ll have to check the recently released data from the Ashley Madison site hacking. Her nose looks a bit wide. Has Bill Cosby gone over the “bod-lite” side? Who knows? All in all I see a rating of “B-” here.
2) BOOBS: Way too phony. This babe should have taken advantage of the brain cell transplants rather than having had 6 pounds of silicon pumped into her chest. And the aureoles have either been enlarged through “photo-shopping” or they procured a couple of portabella mushroom caps from the local shroom dealer and used crazy glue to adhere them to the milk sacks. Rating: “D+”.
3) TUMMY: Sweet, and even sweeter the farther south you roam. I bet her flared hips make wonderful hand-holds for a little oral vulva surfing. I see no disgusting skin cankers. Smooth, tanned and sporting a fine “innie” makes for lusty thoughts. Rating: “A-“.
Toejam’s overall and expert rating: “C+”. A solid “A” would have been awarded if her boobs had not seen the amateur work of the local unlicensed plastic surgeon…aka: window frame caulker.
OK, it’s time to hop into my cammies and head off to the local indoor range. No, not shooting range. The local pole dancing range. It closes from 6 AM to 8 AM to give the lady’s time to shower, shave and douche. Sometimes they slip the douche to take time to make some extra bucks by easing the loin tensions of a few charter club members. Now that makes for some juicy nacho dip.
Denny, drive carefully and stay right of the center-line.
Sorry TJ, but her 36GG boobage is real. Banghard is also her real name. http://www.freeones.com/html/l_links/bio_Lacey_Banghard.php
She was born in England, but her parents are from India.
Not my cup of tea either, but she is a very cute gal.
Nope. And. not only that, which you fucked up, they ARE “Anchor Babies.” See, where you seem to fuck-up is failing to realize/acknowledge, that the gatecrashing birth-bitch(es) is they’re shitting out her “anchor fetus”.
Getting real tired of paying for all of y’alls little motherfuckers, anymore.
Nice pic. Pretty girl, great tits.TJ won’t like the normal size nips.
Those are real and succulent! TJ will be wrong, as usual. And, look at the nice gap between her legs.
I always considered that gap a ‘chin rest’.
Very pretty gal.
A fantastic, young, natural beauty.
This is Lacey Banghard, another one of those wonderful, natural busty women. She can be found regularly on Page 3.
Really? BANGHARD. Is that her “natural” name? That’s hysterical.
BOOBS: FAKE as Hillary Clinton’s whining excuses regarding her “server”. Even Slick Willie wouldn’t come to decorating her bloated aureoles with his “holy oil”.
Yes as the sun sets more rapidly in the west and the days grow shorter (no not literally, I mean the daylight hours) we’ll see fewer and fewer feminine beauties exposing their flesh in the great outdoors.
Denny is headed NW in his “gimp mobile” to destinations not revealed, but I suspect he’s on his way to San Francisco to check out the limp-wrist scenery. Time will tell.
Kinda tired this AM. Didn’t sleep too well last night. Lots on my mind. My I.R.A. dove like Ester Williams at a swimming pool spectacular. My darling daughter depends on the income to pay for her college expenses. If it gets any worse I’ll have to sell a kidney, a bit of my liver and slice a half foot off my monster divining rod, pack ’em in dry ice and ship ’em off to the Chinese transplant folks.
OK, in the final words of one of my many heroes, Gary Gilmore: “Let’s do it”.
1) FACE: Her finest asset. She’s cute. Got a nice innocent smile but that don’t mean she’s a neophyte at bobbing for apples or other stemmed objects. I’ll have to check President Clinton’s secret archives stored on Hillary’s private server…..OH, wait I meant I’ll have to check the recently released data from the Ashley Madison site hacking. Her nose looks a bit wide. Has Bill Cosby gone over the “bod-lite” side? Who knows? All in all I see a rating of “B-” here.
2) BOOBS: Way too phony. This babe should have taken advantage of the brain cell transplants rather than having had 6 pounds of silicon pumped into her chest. And the aureoles have either been enlarged through “photo-shopping” or they procured a couple of portabella mushroom caps from the local shroom dealer and used crazy glue to adhere them to the milk sacks. Rating: “D+”.
3) TUMMY: Sweet, and even sweeter the farther south you roam. I bet her flared hips make wonderful hand-holds for a little oral vulva surfing. I see no disgusting skin cankers. Smooth, tanned and sporting a fine “innie” makes for lusty thoughts. Rating: “A-“.
Toejam’s overall and expert rating: “C+”. A solid “A” would have been awarded if her boobs had not seen the amateur work of the local unlicensed plastic surgeon…aka: window frame caulker.
OK, it’s time to hop into my cammies and head off to the local indoor range. No, not shooting range. The local pole dancing range. It closes from 6 AM to 8 AM to give the lady’s time to shower, shave and douche. Sometimes they slip the douche to take time to make some extra bucks by easing the loin tensions of a few charter club members. Now that makes for some juicy nacho dip.
Denny, drive carefully and stay right of the center-line.
Sorry TJ, but her 36GG boobage is real. Banghard is also her real name.
http://www.freeones.com/html/l_links/bio_Lacey_Banghard.php
She was born in England, but her parents are from India.
Not my cup of tea either, but she is a very cute gal.
REAL, Jeremy?
Can you produce a certified document from the “Boobage Size Authentication Association” to back that up?
Well, if Jeremy can’t, I can: http://boobpedia.com/boobs/Lacey_Banghard
That’s ^ a helluva lot more reliable than some fatuous septuagenarian windbag’s *Saturday opinion.*
Toejam~
Looks like we are ships passing in the night again. Come see me sometime. It’s been too long!
~XxxOoo
In the Boobpedia photo her lips look pumped full of fat, also.
Nope. And. not only that, which you fucked up, they ARE “Anchor Babies.” See, where you seem to fuck-up is failing to realize/acknowledge, that the gatecrashing birth-bitch(es) is they’re shitting out her “anchor fetus”.
Getting real tired of paying for all of y’alls little motherfuckers, anymore.
Can’t we focus? Crikey!