This one is from Randy.
A doctor was explaining to an Uninformed Voter how nature adjusts for certain physical disabilities.
“For example, if a man is blind, he develops a keen sense of hearing and touch. If he’s stone deaf, he develops other senses.”
“I know what you mean,” said the Uninformed Voter. “I’ve noticed that if someone has one short leg, then the other one is always a bit longer.”
LOL, reminds me of the Monday Night Football commentary, experts at the obvious!
Is it Monday already
Some things are so obvious they must be pointed out, I guess. Brings to mind the old saying attributed to Mark Twain.
How many legs does a dog have?
Four.
If you call his tail a leg, how many legs does the dog have?
Four, ’cause your callinghisa tail a leg doesn’t make it so.