Ron sent me this one.

It’s like liberals fleeing high tax states like Mexifornia and New Jersey and then voting for the same stupid policies that they fled from.

Anyway, in a response to a note from Ron I came up with a solution for the immigration process. See, these people all want to came to countries that are run by evil white people. Instead of them coming to our countries, why don’t they invite us to their countries to fix them? It’s worked before. Look at Zimbabwe. When whites ran it as Rhodesia it was the bread basket of Africa exporting food while also being able to feed itself. But white people are eeeeevil, donthca know, so the rest of the world, including liberal white people, demanded that the white people of Rhodesia turn it over to the black people which they did. The smart white people left. The white farmers who stayed had their farms confiscated and in many cases, they were murdered. The black people turned Rhodesia into Zimbabwe and the bread basket of Africa turned into the basket case of Africa no longer able to even feed its own populace and having to import food. Inflation is rampant. All the other countries of Africa that drove out the white colonists are worse off now that the white people have left. South Africa will soon join their ranks as well. This is a perfect example of Heinlein’s quote.

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.”

Or Zimbabwe. Or colonial Africa.

This email has been circulating around the interweb and needs to get even more circulation. Comments by me in italics.

A short history lesson:
REMEMBER

In 732 AD the Muslim Army which was moving on Paris was defeated and turned back at Tours, France, by Charles Martell.

In 1571 AD the Muslim Army/ Navy was defeated by the Italians and Austrians as they tried to cross the Mediterranean to attack southern Europe in the Battle of Lepanto.

In 1683 AD the Turkish Muslim Army, attacking Eastern Europe, was finally defeated in the Battle of Vienna by German and Polish Christian Armies.

This crap has been going on for 1,400 years and half of these damn politicians don’t even know it!!!

Islam has been at war with us for 1400 years. Mooslimes know it yet our leaders refuse to believe it and we are taught by the progressives liberals rat bastard commies who have taken over our schools that we have to respect their barbarous culture because of multiculturism. All cultures are equal, even cultures that demean women and kill gays. Strangely, women and gays are quiet about this. Liberalism is a mental disease.

If these battles had not been won we might be speaking Arabic and Christianity could be non-existent; Judaism certainly would be… And let us not forget that Hitler was an admirer of Islam and that the Mufti of Jerusalem was Hitler’s guest in Berlin and raised Bosnian Muslim SS Divisions: the 13th and 21st Waffen SS Divisions who killed Jews, Russians, Gypsies, and any other “subhumans”.

In 1783 AD when the British Colonies that would become the United States of America gained independence from Great Britain, 5 Muslim countries of North Africa declared war on the newly independent country, hijacking and kidnapping merchant sailors and selling them for ransom, or into slavery. When the United States of America was established, we were forced to pay extortion fees amounting to 20 – 25% of our federal budget to those Muslim countries to keep them from their hijacking and kidnapping. It took two administrations, Washington and Adams, to build a sufficient Navy so that President Jefferson, in 1805, could send the Navy and Marines to conquer Tripoli and end the piracy. Islam has been at war with the USA since our founding.

Reflecting

A lot of Americans have become so insulated from reality that they imagine that America can suffer defeat without any inconvenience to themselves.

Pause a moment, reflect back. These events are actual events from history. They really happened!!

Do you remember?

1. In 1968, Bobby Kennedy was shot and killed by a Muslim male.

2. In 1972 at the Munich Olympics, athletes were kidnapped and massacred by Muslim males.

But they were Jews so who really cared other than Israel. Certainly not liberals progressives rat bastard commies.

3. In 1972 a Pan Am 747 was hijacked and eventually diverted to Cairo where a fuse was lit on final approach, it was blown up shortly after landing by Muslim males.

4. In 1973 a Pan Am 707 was destroyed in Rome, with 33 people killed, when it was attacked with grenades by Muslim males.

5. In 1979, the US embassy in Iran was taken over by Muslim males.

In violation of international law and the world went “ho hum” because the US was getting what we deserved. Had we had a decent president instead of the spineless Jimmah Carter, this thing would have been nipped in the bud and Khomeini would have gone on the ash heap of history.

6. During the 1980’s a number of Americans were kidnapped in Lebanon by Muslim males.

7. In 1983, the US Marine barracks in Beirut was blown up by Muslim males.

I fault Ronald Reagan for not sending a few cruise missiles up the Beka’a Valley when we withdrew the Marines back to ships offshore. Why were the Marines there? They were there to protect Arafat and the Paleoswinians as they escaped from Lebanon. We should have let the Israelis wipe them out. No good deed goes unpunished. We protected Mooslimes in Bosnia as well. They still hate us. Moral of the story: Never help Mooslimes. Unfortunately, we refuse to lean and are now gonna let hundreds of thousands of America hating Mooslimes into our country. Thanks Obumbler. Thanks Dimocrats. What you liberals progressives rat bastard commies don’t realize is that if the Mooselimes ever take over, you will be the first people killed and that goes for you idiots in Hollywood. They really hate you people.

8. In 1985, the cruise ship Achille Lauro was hijacked and a 70 year old American passenger was murdered and thrown overboard in his wheelchair by Muslim males.

But since he was a Jew no one really cared. BTW, Arafat’s hands were all over this. There was a time when we would not have stood for this. Instead, we kept giving Arafat and the Paleoswinians more money. We should have allowed the Jews to do a little ethnic cleansing and drive the Paleoswinians into Jordan or Egypt. The Arab countries won’t do anything for the Paleswinians because they hate them and their misery allows the Arabs to focus their hatred on Israel and not their own corrupt leaders. To the Arabs, the Paleoswinians are the niggers of the Middle East. The Arabs were allowed to drive Jews out of their countries. Why can’t the Israelis drive the Arabs out of Israel and the territories they have conquered? I have absolutely no use for the Paleoswinians. They cheered on 9/11 when the WTC went down. Fuck ’em!

9. In 1985, TWA flight 847 was hijacked at Athens, and a US Navy diver trying to rescue passengers was murdered by Muslim males.

10. In 1988, Pan Am Flight 103 was bombed by Muslim males.

11. In 1993, the World Trade Center was bombed the first time by Muslim males.

12. In 1998, the US embassies in Kenya and Tanzania were bombed by Muslim males.

13. On 9/11/01, four airliners were hijacked; two were used as missiles to take down the World Trade Centers and of the remaining two, one crashed into the US Pentagon and the other was diverted and crashed by the passengers. Thousands of people were killed by Muslim males.

14. In 2002, the United States fought a war in Afghanistan against Muslim males.

15. In 2002, reporter Daniel Pearl was kidnapped and beheaded by—you guessed it was a— Muslim male.

15. In Nov. 2008 the United States of America elects its’ first “non citizen” President—-a Muslim male.

But the Stupid Party candidate, Johnny Maverick McRINO, castigated people for saying that because it wasn’t politically correct. Obungler’s father was a Mooslime. His stepfather was a Mooslime. Right off the bat, that makes him a Mooslime. He went to Mooslime schools for the first few years of his life in Indonesia. He never repudiated his Mooslime faith. In fact, in an interview with Georgie Snuffaluffagus he actually said, “my Mooslime faith” and Georgie had to correct him and say, “My Christian faith.” Freudian slip? He has come out in support of Islam many, many times since he was elected.

16. In 2013, Boston Marathon Bombing 4 Innocent people including a child killed, 264 injured by Muslim males.

Who were refugees. So let’s let more Mooslime “refugees” into this country. What could possibly go wrong?

17. In 2014, thousands of Christian men, women, and children are slaughtered, defiled, and beheaded by Muslim males.

No, I really don’t see a pattern here to justify profiling, do you? So, to ensure we Americans never offend anyone, particularly fanatics intent on killing us, airport security screeners will no longer be allowed to profile certain people.

Absolutely No Profiling! They must conduct random searches of 80-year-old women, little kids, airline pilots with proper identification, secret agents who are members of the President’s security detail, 85-year old, Congressmen with metal hips, and Medal of Honor winner and former Governor Joe Foss, but leave Muslim males, alone lest they be guilty of profiling.

Have the American people completely lost their Minds, or just their Power of Reason???

Both. Meanwhile, while countless numbers of knives and guns have slipped through TSA checkpoints, the TSA has not captured any terrorists. Not one!

Let’s send this to as many people as we can so that the Gloria Aldreds and other stupid attorneys along with Federal Justices that want to thwart common sense, feel ashamed of themselves — if they have any such sense.

Liberals Progressives Rat bastard commies have no sense and absolutely no sense of shame. Liberalism is a mental disease and often it is fatal like the decision to let 7th Century barbarians who hate us and our culture, into our country.

As the writer of the award winning story ‘Forrest Gump’ so aptly put it, ‘Stupid Is As Stupid Does’.

Each opportunity that you have to send this to a friend or media outlet…

Do It!

Karl U sent me this. His wife, Peggy U, found it here.

I read in this morning’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation that the death toll from the stampede at Mecca has been revised upward to 1100 people. Hooray!

Pat tells it like it is.

Dear Germany,

I have a few tidbits of advice for you on how to handle your invaders.

1. These people are not refugees. They are invaders. They do not like your customs and culture. They will not assimilate. They are your enemies. Get this through your warped minds. This is a clash of civilizations that has been going on for 1400 years. It’s Islam against Western Civilization. And to you stupid liberal multiculturists, if Islam does take over, you idiots will be the first ones who will be killed.

2. Build plenty of prisons. You will need them. Better yet, build some concentration camps. You guys were pretty good at that back in the 20th Century. Here’s an idea. You’ve got Auschwitz just sitting around as a memorial. It wouldn’t take too much to refurbish it and make it a holding pen for the Mooslime invaders. What a delicious irony that would be.

3. Quit surrendering to these savages. Grow a pair. I’ve been reading about how you are cautioning your female citizens not to wear provocative dress for fear of offending these barbarian savages. In Bavaria you asked a school near one of the holding areas to cover up the girls so they wouldn’t offend the Mooslimes since they were wearing short skirts. WTF? It’s time to tell these savages that if they are offended by your culture it’s time for them to move back to the shitholestans they escaped from. This is your country, not theirs. If they attack any of your women, they and their families will be sent to a concentration camp and shipped back to where they came from.

4. You people are making a big mistake by letting any of these people into your country. You will pay a big price for this mistake just like we in the US will pay a big price because the Mooslime in the White House and the traitorous Dimocrat Party are allowing more Mooslimes to enter this country.

As I said, this is a war that has been going on for 1400 years and this wave of “refugees” is an invasion. There’s plenty of room in Arab countries and they are the ones who should be taking in these “refugees” and not EUrope and the US. Islam knows it is at war with us. Unfortunately, too many people in EUrope and the US do not know that we are at war with Islam. This is the start of WWIII and we have a fifth column of Mooslimes in our countries. When the shooting starts, they will pledge allegiance to Islam and not EUrope and the US.

It ain’t gonna be pretty.

AlphaDelta sent me this.

In a little over 200 years we went from a giant to a pygmy. Thanks uninformed voters. Thanks Stupid Party for running the only Republican who couldn’t run against Obummercare and who allowed a fat tub of lard like Candy Crowley push him around in the second debate.

When I opened the editorial page of the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation this AM, I came across Paul Krugman’s latest column and read his latest whopper, to whit,

private-sector employment has grown much faster under President Barack Obama’s “job killing” policies thaqn it did under Bush’s brother’s administration.

WTF? Is that why the job participation rate under Obungler is at a 50 year low? Is that why black unemployment is at record levels? JHFC! If you look at the real unemployment under Obumbler we are in a jobs recession if not a jobs depression. The gummint is really cooking the numbers when it comes to unemployment since they don’t count the people who have given up looking for work in the Oblunder economy. They don’t count the people who are part time who want to be full time. Many of those people saw their full time jobs turn into part time jobs because of Obummercare which is one of Obongo’s and the Dimocrat’s “job killing” policies. If Krugman had said public-sector employment had grown faster under Obeauzeau than Bush he would be correct.

When Krugman sits down to write one of his bullshit columns does he just ask himself what kind of lies he’s gonna spew? In the post I wrote last week about a column he wrote where he compared the California economy to the Kansas economy he claimed that California with its environment and high tax policies was doing better than Kansas’s low tax economy. Jeremy, in the comments, set the record straight on that whopper.

Kansas has been beating the national average since Brownback was elected. The GOP hate him because he is a true conservative. Unemployment here is at 4.6 compared to a national 5.1. Mexifornia sits at 6.1. Moonbat claims there are 1.06 million fewer unemployed. I guess that means half a million went back to Mexico, and the others spread out across the nation.

At this point in the Reagan administration the economy was booming. His tax cuts worked. The LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party has been trying for the last seven years to convince us that we are in a recovery. Remember “green shoots”? Remember “recovery summer”? Remember “funemployment” when they tried to convince us that losing your job was a good thing?

As Vox Day sez, “Social Justice Warriors always lie. He wrote a book with that title. Krugman is a fine example of that. As I always say, the only thing you need to know about Krugman is he worked for Enron.

Carl and Ron sent me this one.

DeAnn sent me this one. Maybe not a pun but close enough.

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