Wow! It’s like it was written for the guitar instead of the cello.

From Russ.

An uninformed voter and her husband are lying in bed listening to the next door neighbor’s dog. It has been in the backyard barking for hours and hours. The uninformed voter jumps up out of bed and says, “I’ve had enough of this”. She goes downstairs. She finally comes back up to bed and her husband says, “The dog is still barking; what have you been doing?”

She says, “I’ve put the dog in our backyard, let’s see how they like it!!

Sumpin’ I don’t understand. How come the barking dog never bothers the owners? I had this problem once so I called my neighbor in the middle of the night and said her dog was keeping the neighborhood awake so I thought she should join the rest of us. She took her dog inside. The dog never bothered us again.

Summer is almost over. Another one from AlphaDelta. (more…)