Ron sent me this one.
If she gets the nomination she’ll get at least 47% of the vote and since she’s running against the Stupid Party, she may win the election. Remember, it’s the Stupid Party that gave us McRINO who refused to take the fight to Obungler and ran as a “maverick” who promised to stab Republicans in the back if he got elected. He started the backstabbing before the election by letting his staffers undercut his running mate, Sarah Palin. Now there’s a winning recipe right there isn’t it?
And what crap sandwich did the Stupid Party give us in 2012? The only Republican who couldn’t run against Obummercare since it was based on Mittenscare. The Stupid Party and their stupid consultants insist on listening to the New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that fits our views) and the Dimocrat National Committee for advice on how to win elections. Run RINOs. How’s that working out? What did Einstein say about insanity?
Dear RNC: The New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that’s fit to distort) and the DNC do not want you to win elections. Quit listening to their advice. When was the last time you won a presidential election in a landslide? When you ran a real conservative. Ronald Reagan – 1980. Ronald Reagan – 1984. Bush 41 – 1988 when he ran as Reagan’s third term. Unfortunately, he didn’t govern as Reagan and was defeated by a failed governor of a failed Southern state. Since then you have never received more than 50% of the vote.
This advice is worth more than all of the money you are paying those high priced loser consultants. I’m giving it to you for free.
Sincerely,
GOC
Another example of the stupidity of the American voter is electing a one term senator who had never run anything other than his mouth. You also saw the stupidity of “conservative” pundits like Peggy Noonan (who permanently destroyed her brand. sorry Peggy, I refuse to read anything you write anymore) Kathleen Parker (same), and David Brooks (same) who thought that the most liberal senator in Congress who ran as an unabashed liberal would somehow govern as a moderate. And they voted for him! And these are conservative pundits? Why these three even have jobs (well Brooks does work for the Slimes and he is their pet conservative) is beyond me. They are all too stupid to be “pundits”. It was obvious to the most casual observer how Obumbler would govern. He freaking told us! Wasn’t anyone but me listening? JHFC! The stupid, it burns!
But the Dimocrats were aided and abetted by the Stupid Party in 2008 by their running McRINO. And after the disastrous four years of Oblunder’s first term the Stupid Party did it again by nominating Mittens. He actually won the first debate but the highly paid consultants must have told him to take it easy on the black dude because he allowed himself to be rolled by that fat tub of lard Candy Crowley who disgracefully took Obongo’s side and lied about what he had said after Benghazi. And when confronteed with the truth the next day said she would do it again anyway. In a sane world, she would have lost her job but since the LSM is the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party she prolly got a raise. Do you think Reagan would have stood for that bullshit?
Have you Gentry GOP booger eatin’ moh-rons figgered out why Trump is doing so well in the polls? Because he fights! Americans love fighters. Mittens’ poll numbers went up after the first debate because he fought. But after he wimped out in the second debate and let Crowley and Obeauzeau double-team him he lost the last debate and he lost the election. Now you idiots want to nominate Jeb! who won’t fight, just like his daddy didn’t fight against BJ and allowed himself to be defeated by a sexual harasser, a rapist, a crook, and a draft dodger. BJ was a gift from the gods. Bush 41 had so much crap to throw against BJ (Mike Royko wrote a hilarious column about this) but he insisted on “taking the high road”. It is such a crying shame that Lee Atwater died. Had he lived, we would not have had to put up with the Clintons. They would have stayed in Arkansas where they belonged. He’s white trash and they’re both crooks who should be spending the rest of their lives in jail.
I happen to know a lot of people I thought were smart who voted for Obambi. Some of them are libs so they have a mental disease. One of my friends told me he voted for him because he “kept us out of a depression”. This guy actually is mentally ill. He’s bipolar and was off his meds at the time.
There are an incredible amount of stupid people who will vote for Thunder Rodent Thighs no matter what. Women think she’s a feminist which is bullshit. Look at how she destroyed the women whom her husband harassed. That’s a tenet of feminism. Destroy the victims of sexual harassment because the harasser is a Dimocrat who supports abortion. What hypocrites! Many of the voters think they are getting BJ even though she is running against all of the accomplishments that Newt Gingrich forced on him like welfare reform for one.
And, of course, there are also an incredible amount of stupid people running the Stupid Party who think that running RINOs is the way to win elections because that worked so well in 1992, 1996, 2008, and 2012. So, I know I’m smarter than the PIAP voters and the leadership of the Stupid Party. Alas, I’m a member of a minority group. America has gone from a meritocracy to an idiotocracy and the lunatics are running the asylum.
We’re doomed!
If the downward trend continues, after eight years of Hillary we’re going to get eight years of Joe Biden, then eight years of Kanye West, then eight years of Kim Kardashian, and then eight years of a sack of soggy elephant shit.
Formerlib, we’re not gonna survive long enough to get our eight of soggy elephant shit.
And Denny, I wish to hell you were wrong. Jonathon Gruber was right, nasty little snot-nose that he be.
Start boning up on the Koran.
Then start boning your four-year-old niece.
“You can’t stop me from practicing my religion!”
Is that liberalism or Islam? Both are based on narcissism.
Shall we fly a plane into one of their buildings today?
Oh, yeah. Don’t don’t know how to make either planes or buildings.
We need to give them our prosperity – otherwise it isn’t fair.
This is the kind of post that keeps me comin’ back daily, sir. Well, this and the Boobage, and the puns, and the comments and…
WTF is going on in this country?? I’m 58 and I’ll say it again. This IS NOT the nation that I grew up in anymore. Everyday, another swift kick in the balls happens to America. WHY is this Hitllary witch still in America’s face? Please go away and die old hag!!! Presidential candidates?? MY ASS!!!
The greatest stupidity of the American voter is believing there’s actually a difference between the D-imwits and R-etards, and that there’s actually a choice to be made in the voting booth. It’s only an illusion of choice.
Both sets of sock puppets are owned by the same ruling members of the oligarchy. This is why voter apathy is at a record high. It’s also the reason they shoved Trump on to the stage from behind the curtains. The facade is crumbling and they know it.
This is perhaps the most accurate response I’ve read on GOC–and I’m practically a lifetime member. By tagging our elections “an illusion of choice,” WhiskyTangoFoxtrot reveals that he understands this game that the powers-that-be have been playing for many decades. No matter who sits in the Oval Office, the American people will continue to lose jobs, the country’s debt will keep stacking, and our Constitutional rights will continue to erode. Meanwhile, most candidates proclaim to have a remedy for these problems, which is outright lie.
There are two parts to spitting game: tell people what they want to hear, and make sure they believe you. Master this skill, and you can have anything you want–any amount of money, anyone you wish to sleep with, any job, any home, and as much power as one can steal away from the masses. Of course, it’s all B.S., but as the song goes, “We all know that crap is king.”
We are, indeed, doomed.
We have been sold out overtly, by the Dimocrat Party, and covertly, by the Gentry GOP. Every now and then we get a real Republican leader, like Reagan, who bucks the trend. We get one like Gingrich who is stabbed in the back by the Gentry GOP. Look at the Republican Senate leaders like Trent Lott and Mitch McConnell who sell out the conservative base. The last decent Republican Speaker was Newt and we saw what they did to him. This explains Trump. We finally have someone who is calling a spade a spade. We also have someone who claims to be a Republican who fights rather than plays nice like McRINO and Mittens.