Mexican chick metal. Sent to me by Karl U.

Some acoustic Ventures. I saw the Ventures back in the late 60’s at the EM Club in Guam. They put on a good show. Thanks to Paul for the link.

Yet another one from Russ.

A uninformed voter decided to redecorate her bedroom. She wasn’t sure how many rolls of wallpaper she would need, but she knew that her friend from next door, also an uninformed voter, had recently done the same job, and the two rooms were identical in size. “Buffy,” she said, “How many rolls of wallpaper did you buy for your bedroom?”

“Ten,” said Buffy.

So the uninformed voter bought the ten rolls of paper and did the job, but she had 2 rolls leftover. “Buffy,” she said. “I bought ten rolls of wallpaper for the bedroom, but I’ve got 2 leftover!”

“Yes,” said Buffy, “So did I.”

This reminds me of one of the bareboat charters I skippered down in the British Virgin Islands. We were sitting at anchor in Great Harbor at Peter Island. DO NOT DO THIS!! It is a deep anchorage so you have to anchor close in shore and will get eaten alive by mosquitoes. Anyway,I’m sitting up on deck enjoying a Stoli on the rocks when this other yacht pulls in. I could tell these people were not sailors. I had seen them earlier in the day and it was obvious. It was two old men and an old lady. Anyway, they decided to drop the hook about 100 yards away from us. One of the men yelled over, “How much water are you anchored in.”

I replied, “30 feet.”

He answered back, “It’s different over here.”

“No shit”, I said to myself.

AlphaDelta sent me a picture of a girl with black hair. I actually prefer the other girl he sent but I’m posting this one for Toejam because of the smaller areolae.

Update: AD sent me two pics of the same girl but I didn’t realize it so there is another one posted. I like the second one better. (more…)

I was thinking of doing a rant on the rat bastard commie pope going off on capitalism when capitalism has lifted more people out of poverty than socialism and how our poor in this evil capitalist nation live better than the majority of people on the planet.

Of course, we have the good news that Weepy Boner is resigning, but this is just a smokescreen since the Gentry GOP is gonna try to replace him with another RINO. They’re just trying to fool the base of the party into thinking they’ve won.

But I’m giving it to Huntington Beach High School. Didja hear about this.

A California teenager who rushed to help a blind classmate being beaten up by a bully has been kicked off the football team.

The high school junior was hailed as a hero for intervening after he saw the ‘visually impaired’ student being repeatedly hit round the head during lunch break at Huntington Beach High School, California on Wednesday.

Footage, filmed by a bystander, shows the teen knocking the bully to the ground with a single punch to stop the attack.

So what did the school do? They kicked the guy who stopped the bully off the football team because of their stupid “zero tolerance” policy. You know what “zero tolerance” policies are? They’re policies for people too stupid to think. These are the people who are educating your children. They should be giving him an award. At least, the school administrators are getting an award. Assholes!

From Woody.

In a sane world, both Thunder Rodent Thighs and BJ would both be behind bars for the rest of their lives.

And a celebration of liberal stupidity. Link from Toejam.

Arizona – -(Ammoland.com)- Washington State Fair is one of the few locations in the State that bans the legal carry of firearms. That policy is directly stated in the rules for the fair. From thefair.com:

The following items will not be allowed at the Washington State Fair,

Weapons of any kind, including knives and all firearms

The effect of creating a weapons free zone was not lost on a group of criminals. They used the fact that fair workers were known to be disarmed to their advantage. Three different armed robberies of State Fair workers were committed in less than 20 minutes, on the 15th of September, Sunday night, shortly after the Fair closed. From komonews.com:

But Strom had just finished a 10-hour shift selling items at the fair and had been paid $100 in cash.

“But then he pulled out a gun and he asked me for it all, and so I gave him $100 and just walked away before he asked me for my phone or anything,” Strom said.

Strom said the robber was only 5’8″ tall. Strom stand 6’6″ tall. Strom said the man’s gun made up for the size difference.

“I guess you feel pretty big when you have a gun,” he said.

Just 8 minutes later and a mile away on the complete other side of the fair grounds, two more pairs of State Fair workers were robbed at gunpoint. Police believe they were targeted by the same group of robbers.

How many times do we have to tell these twits that when you outlaw guns, only outlaws will have guns or that crooks don’t obey gun bans? A gun free zone is a target rich environment. Their pea brains are totally unable to comprehend these realities. Liberalism really is a mental disease.

Police presence at and around the fair has been increased in response to the armed robberies committed by four young black men in a white Buick or Oldsmobile.

Now I see the problem. The perps were black and were prolly unable to read the signs saying that guns weren’t allowed. Anyway, these white people who got robbed deserved it because of white privilege and Black Lives Matter and Slavery®. Also, they were stupid liberal twits.

One of Ron’s friends sent him this and he forwarded it to me.

I emailed Ron and asked him if he could write a song parody of John Lennon’s Imagine. In this case it would be about Islam. It didn’t take him long to come up with one and here it is.

Imagine there’s no Islam
No terrorists or bombs
Just ordinary churches
With happy songs and psalms
Imagine all the Muslims
Lying down to die . . .

Imagine there’s no jihad
No “refugees” to feed
No mullahs causing trouble
No victims to make bleed
Imagine Ayatollahs
Giving up their nukes . . .

You may say I’m just foolish
But the world would much advance
If the moon god just departed
And the mid-East could enhance

Imagine Dinglebarry
Behind steel bars for life
A rough-cut one-room cabin
For his profligate wife
Imagine all the leftards
Eating humble pie . . .

You may say I’m a racist
But I’m not the only one
I hope someday they’ll wake up
And impeach The Golden One

If only. If only.

On the good news front over 700 Mooslimes dead in stampede.

BEIRUT, Lebanon — At least 717 people were killed, and 863 were injured, in a stampede near Mecca, Saudi Arabia, on Thursday morning.

The deaths — at an intersection in Mina, about six miles east of the city — occurred around 9 a.m. on the first day of Eid al-Adha, one of the holiest holidays in the Muslim calendar, and as millions of Muslims were making their pilgrimage, or hajj, to Mecca.

It appeared to be the deadliest accident during the hajj since 1990, when 1,426 pilgrims perished in a stampede in a tunnel linking Mecca and Mina. And it occurred less than two weeks after a large construction crane toppled and crashed into the Grand Mosque in Mecca, killing at least 111 people and injuring 394 others.

The irony about the construction accident was the crane was owned by the construction company owned by the bin Laden family. Mooslime Lives Matter.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

I used to be a Fiorina fan but no more. Why? Because she wants a Mooslime president. Of course, her position on immigration disqualifies her as well.

Jimmy Fallon: Ben Carson is in a lot of trouble now because he is saying that he would not advocate a Muslim being president.

Carly Fiorina: Well, I think that’s wrong. It says in our Constitution that religion cannot be a test for office. It’s also true that this country was founded on the principle that we judge each individual and that anyone of any faith is welcome here. I actually believe that people of faith make better leaders. Where they are Christians, as I am, my faith has sustained me through some very bad times. I’ve battled cancer, I’ve lost a child, I’ve been tested. But, whether it’s a person of Christian faith, or Jewish faith, or Muslim faith, or other faiths, I think faith gives us humility and empathy and optimism and I think those are important.

Fallon: So you would be fine with that?

Fiorina: Yes, I would be fine with that.

Here she displays her total lack of knowledge of Islam. First off, Islam is not a religion as much as it is an ideology masquerading as a religion. Mohammed (Piss Be Upon Him) an insane pedophile, wanted to unite the Arabs. He stole portions of the Bible from both the Old Testament and the New Testament, elevated a minor Semitic moon god, Allah, to be a supreme being and Islam was born. What Carly fails to understand is that a Mooslime would put his religion ideology above the Constitution. Sharia Law trumps everything. Islam is totally incompatible with Western Civilization. A Mooslime president would want to turn this country into a theocracy. He certainly wouldn’t recognize American exceptionalism. He also wouldn’t recognize that this country was founded on Judeo-Christian principles and not Islamic principles. He would be anti-American and pro-Islam. He would be a disaster, like the dude we have in the White House now.

Sorry Carly. You’re dead to me.