AOTW 9-18-2015

I could give it to Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade for honoring a Mooslime boy who took a clock to school that looked like a bomb. I wonder what he would have done had the kid been a Christian? Nothing. He tries over and over again to prove that he’s a Mooslime. Ask yourself, what would he be doing differently if he was a Mooslime and then tell yourself he isn’t one.

But I’m giving it to yet another crazy liberal Brit Emily Blunt.

While filming a segment with other stars for The Hollywood Reporter at the Toronto International Film Festival this past weekend, British-born actress Emily Blunt said she regretted becoming a U.S. citizen after watching the Aug. 6 Fox News Republican debate.

While the actress did not expound on her anti-GOP comment, a number of statements made by her since she gained citizenship, along with her admiration for President Obama, tells us that in just six weeks, Blunt has already accepted in her own mind what most on the Left have been advocating for years: America is not an exceptional country, and the Republican Party is to blame for everything.

Blunt, 32, who hails from a place which is currently in the crosshairs of an Islamic invasion, officially became an American Aug. 4 in Los Angeles, CA, alongside Camila Alves, the wife of Matthew McConaughey.

Go back to Britain you twit!

Over the weekend, during one of a number of instances where Blunt has come off less-than excited about becoming an American, the actress said during a conversation about who she feels would make a good president, “I became an American citizen recently, and that night, we watched the Republican debate and I thought, ‘This was a terrible mistake. What have I done?’”

Exactly! What have you done? You don’t belong in this country. You belong in Britain which is being invaded by Mooslimes. So go home. You may never win an Oscar but you have won the AOTW Award.

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RIP Gary

I forgot to note that Gary Richrath, founding member of REO Speedwagon died last Sunday. He was only 65. After he left REO in 1989 (that long ago?) the group sucked because the jerkweed who replaced him was nowhere near the guitarist that he was. I saw them at a Braves game a couple of years ago and left before their set was over. That’s how bad they were without Gary. Gary could really make his guitar sing. I saw them live back in the ’80’s in St. Louis, at the height of their popularity. Since they came from Champagne Illinois they got a lot of airplay in St. Louis on KSHE before they hit it big nationally. I still maintain that their second album was their best. RIP Gary. You now get to jam with a lot of greats in the afterlife.

Little Queenie from their second album R.E.O/T.W.O. Boots Randolph on Sax.

The Washington Hypocrites

Ron wrote a parody song for crazy Uncle Joe. Sung to the tune of the Beverly Hillbillies.

Come an’ listen to my story ‘bout a man named Joe,
A poor senator with a mind that’s dull and slow.
And then one day he was huntin for a clue
When The One asked if he’d be number 2.

Veep, that is
Duty jerk
Ceremonial spear catcher

So the lib folks said, ” Joe, leave your Senate seat.
We need a figurehead since the Clintons have been beat.”
Said, “Give up makin laws and quit givin’ people lip.”
So he joined the guy that voters thought was ignorant but hip.

Messiah, that is
Hope and Change
Rock star

Now Joe is gonna travel to exotic distant lands,
He’ll spend his nights at dinners and his days a’shakin hands,
His senate job has made him good at shovelin shit,
Now he’s gonna be the Presidential Fool in charge of it.

Ass kissin, that is
Dictators
Funerals

Cue the banjo breakdown

It’s time for the Washington Hypocrites,
Starring Barry Obamateur as The Great Pretender
Joe Biden as The Village Idiot
Harry Reid as The Black Hole of Fun
Nancy Pelosi as The Dried-Up Well of Reason

Can I Date?

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From what I hear, he’s dating now, only on the sly. Fer sure Thunder Rodent Thighs knows about it but she still needs him so what can she do? Anyway, she’s a carpet muncher and she has Huma so it’s not like she’s missing out on any sex. Of course, if she does get elected, he’ll have to be a lot more careful since the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party won’t be able to cover for him, like they tried to do with Monica, now that we have the internet and alternate media.

War On Women

Didja hear Thunder Rodent Thighs’ latest? She said that women who have experienced rape or sexual assault “must be believed”. Here is her exact quote: “To every survivor of sexual assault…You have the right to be heard. You have the right to be believed. We’re with you.” Really? That’s sumpin’ new.

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Many people won’t remember this but Cankles was in charge of “bimbo eruptions” back when BJ was running for president and during his presidency. As such, she was responsible for destroying women who came forward accusing BJ of sexual harassment. Feminists didn’t support the victims either because BJ was a Dimocrat who supported abortion and abortion is far more important than protecting women from sexual harassment, unless, of course, the harasser is a conservative like Clarence Thomas. Talking about pubic hairs on Coke cans and porno movies is far more serious than getting BJs from a subordinate when the recipient of said fellatio is a Dimocrat. This is just another example of the hypocrisy of the feminist movement and of TRT.

Update: I forgot all about Dan Blather, a rabid Clinton supporter, who when asked about BJ’s rape of Juanita Brodderick claimed it was “a private sexual matter”. Rape is a private sexual matter? WTF? And BTW, the TANG memo was fake. I can state that as an expert on typewriters of that era. After all, I worked on typewriters for IBM for 4.5 years. There were only two machines that could have written that memo back then. One was a composer and the only people who had composers were print shops. The other was an executive typewriter with proportional spacing and, it would have had to have special typebars for the th superscript. Not very likely. Dan Blather was a partisan liberal hack who got caught.

So Why Are We Taking Them?

Damn! I wish I could find the article I saw the other day. It quoted some Arab offcial (might have been the Kuwaiti foreign minister) who said that the reason the Arab states weren’t taking any of the refugees is because there are terrorists among them. So why is EUrope dumb enough to take them in. Oh, I know, political correctness and multiculturalism. Idiots. Like Elin Krantz who was a nice pretty little liberal who liked Diversity (all Hail Diversity!) and who was raped and murdered by an African “refugee”.

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Elin and her rapist a “refugee” from Africa. I’m sure she was valuing Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) as she was being brutally raped. Here is the aftermath.

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Darwin snickers. Liberalism is a mental disease and in some cases it can be fatal.

This dude is the face of the Third World “refugees” EUrope is letting into its countries. These are the people Obungler, our first Third World president, and the Dimocrats want to let into our country. Oh yes, he wants to let Mooslime terrorists in as well like the Boston Marathon bombers. They were “refugees”.

We are being invaded on our southern border by Mexicans. We are welcoming Mooslimes who will not assimilate and demand that we honor their culture and their laws while refusing to honor our culture and obey our laws. Many of these are jihadis and terrorists. But we did value Diversity (All Hail Diversity!) by electing the first black president. Too bad he hates white people, America, and everything America stands for. This is what a nation committing suicide looks like.

Mona Nails It

In Monday’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation I read one of Mona Charen’s best columns ever. It sounded like I wrote it.

The Democratic Party has been weak-minded on defense for decades, but with the Iran capitulation, they’ve achieved a new threshold of cowardice and treachery.

While it’s true that an honorable handful of Democrats have resisted the president’s pressure, the overwhelming majority have chosen to go over the cliff with Barack Obama, a president who never met an enemy he didn’t wish to conciliate or an ally he didn’t seek to betray.

I think she’s talking about, among others, Chuck the schmuck Schumer which I think is Kabuki theater. I think there are enough Dimocrat senators to support it that people like Schumer can pretend they are against it. The proof of that will be if Chuckles becomes minority leader after Harry Reid retires. If he does, you know his voting against it was bullshit to fool his Jewish constituents.

Democrats have long tended toward appeasement of aggressors. Throughout the Cold War, they scared themselves (and everyone else) silly conjuring specters of nuclear holocaust. Then-Sen. John Kerry was one of many prominent Democrats who endorsed the “nuclear freeze.” It wasn’t America’s enemies that we should fear, the Democrats argued, but the weapons themselves.

Democrats rejected the insight of Ronald Reagan, Margaret Thatcher and others that the surest way to prevent war was “peace through strength.” Reagan was regularly accused of courting Armageddon because he described the Soviets accurately (something liberals were too intimidated to do) and because he declined unilaterally to disarm. The dumbfounding reality is that the Democrats have never acknowledged that Reagan’s approach succeeded. Instead, with Iran as our chief enemy now, they hope to replay the Cold War so that this time, we fully surrender.

Long time readers know that I have written many many times that the Dimocrats wanted to lose the Cold War. In fact, they want us to lose all wars so we can cut our military budget and create a socialist utopia in this country. We won all the battles on the battlefields of Viet Nam and lost the war here at home. After 9/11, the Dimocrats were gung ho and supported the wars in Iraq and Afghanistan but it didn’t take long for them to undermine the Iraq War. They pretended that Afghanistan was “the good war”. Even so, it didn’t take long for Obungler to campaign against both wars and to throw away the victory in Iraq. Europe is paying the price for his fecklessness.

At least the Soviets made it easy for them, playing up the “peace” angle at every opportunity and investing heavily in organizations with names like the “World Peace Council” and the “International Institute for Peace.” Soviet leaders and propagandists of the 1970s and 1980s spoke silkily of their desire for “peaceful coexistence” with the West even as, behind the curtain, they were engaged in every form of subversion, terror, espionage and violence.

Iran, by contrast, doesn’t bother to disguise its hatred for our country. There is no disingenuous talk of coexistence. “Death to America” is their motto, and the Supreme Leader (not some mythical “hardliners” in the background) has repeated it with grinning audacity even as his negotiators sat across from Kerry in Vienna.

Of course, Flipper was one of those people who contributed to the loss in Viet Nam by lying about atrocities by soldiers in front of the Senate. He’s also a coward who lied about purple hearts to get sent home from ‘Nam early.

No regime on Earth has been as diligent in executing attacks on Americans since 1979 as Iran. By itself or through proxies, the Islamic Republic took Americans hostage, bombed our embassy and the Marine barracks in Beirut, bombed our embassy in Kuwait, and destroyed the Khobar Towers complex in Saudi Arabia housing U.S. servicemen. Hezbollah’s tentacles extend far beyond the Middle East, with a flourishing branch in the tri-border area (Argentina, Paraguay and Brazil) of South America. During the Iraq War, Iran’s IEDs accounted for up to a quarter of the 4,400 casualties we suffered there. Even members of the Obama administration acknowledge that Iran has an ongoing cooperative arrangement with al-Qaida — though the administration declines to publish the extended evidence discovered at Osama bin Laden’s bunker.

Rather than negotiating with Iran we should be bombing them out of existence. They have been at war with us ever since 1979 when, in violation of international law, they took our diplomats hostage. Unfortunately, our cowardly leaders, of both parties, refuse to admit this.

The world’s leading terror state is expanding its hegemony and contributing, through its brutal support of Syria’s Assad, to the horrific refugee crisis now swamping Europe. Even the grotesque Sunni extremist group ISIS owes part of its success to Iran, which has so frightened the Sunnis that some have been willing to support such monsters of their own sect. And the Islamic Republic has threatened, unabashedly and consistently, to annihilate the state of Israel.

This is the regime the Obama Democrats propose to enrich, to grant international legitimacy to as a nuclear threshold state, and to invite to monitor its own nuclear sites. No other signatory to the nuclear non-proliferation treaty is permitted to enrich uranium. This is beyond naivete — it is sheer lunacy. The Democratic Party has forfeited any claim to national leadership.

And by doing so, is guilty of treason. One thing to remember, Valerie Jarrett is Iranian.

Republicans cannot simply shrug and announce that they lack the votes to stop this catastrophe. Majority Leader Mitch McConnell has a reputation as a shrewd inside player. He has many possible options. 1) Pass a rule by simple majority declaring that the filibuster cannot be used for grave matters of national security. 2) Announce, as David Rivkin and Rep. Mike Pompeo have proposed, that because the president is not in compliance with the Corker/Menendez legislation (which requires that all side deals be submitted to Congress), the 60-day review period has not yet begun. 3) Decide (as Andy McCarthy has suggested) that this agreement — so crucial to the security of the nation and the world — is clearly a treaty and can only be considered by Congress as such, requiring a two-thirds vote in both chambers for passage.

Which won’t happen because McConnell has no spine.

If this is not a time for considering every possible congressional strategy, what is? The Democrats trashed the filibuster for some second-tier appointments. Republicans can revive it to prevent terrorists from getting the bomb.

Not only does McConnell not have a spine but pretty much of the rest of the Stupid Party doesn’t either. Bunch of gutless pussies! Vote for Republicans. They’ll fix everything.

Bravo Mona! Great column!

Question

Another one from Catfish.

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Lberal logic.

But then, the ones on the left are not “real” black men even though they are more black than Obungler who is only half black. Maybe we’re racist because we don’t like half breeds?

This is one of the problems with blacks and why I think they are dumb. They should be admiring the people on the left because they became successful without gummint programs. These are the people who should be held up as role models for blacks instead of athletes, rappers, pimps, drug dealers, and RWPPs like Jesse “Hymietown” Jackson and Al Tawana Brawley Crown Heights Riots Freddie’s Fashion Mart Arson “Greek homos” Sharpton. These are the people who did well in school and got an education thereby “acting white”. That’s why they are called Uncle Toms and Oreos.

Meanwhile, we have Obungler who has very little in common with American blacks. He is not descended from slaves. In fact, on his white side he is descended from slave owners. I would not be surprised if the same were true on his black side. He was born in Kenya and went to Mooslime schools in Indonesia. He then moved to Hawaii.

And here is the ultimate irony. Under his reign blacks have done terribly. Black unemployment is higher than under Reagan, Clinton, and both Bushes. Obumbler has been a disaster for blacks.

And speaking of racism, why is a white person voting for another white person racist while a black person voting for a black person is not racist?

Crooks

Catfish sent me this one.

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BJ and Thunder Rodent Thighs make Nixon look like a choir boy. Nixon requested one FBI file, that he didn’t get, and that was one of the grounds for impeachment. The Clintons got a thousand FBI files and that was a “bureaucratic snafu”. Nixon was associated with Bebe Rebozo and was accused of some illegalities. Cankles made $100K in cattle futures, which was an obvious bribe. And then there was Whitewater which was a scam land deal. Nixon tried to sic the IRS on his enemies with no luck. Not so the Clintons. They were able to successfully politicize the IRS as has Obungler. It’s nice to be able to sic a gummint agency on your enemies. It’s also illegal but that doesn’t matter to Dimocrats. Republicans are evil and the ends justify the means. These are just a few of the numerous Clinton scandals.

And now we have the Clinton Foundation a “charity” that has only used 8% of it’s proceeds for any charitable work. The rest has gone to “travel and expenses”. It was a way for foreign gummints to bribe Thunder Rodent Thighs when she was secretary of state. There has never been a more corrupt pair of politicians in American history than the Clintons and they have gotten away with it because they have been covered by the Dimocrat Party and the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. If a Republican had done just half of what they have done he would have been thrown out of office in disgrace. A fine example is Richard Nixon. He did only a fraction of what BJ did and he resigned because he knew he would have been impeached and convicted in the Senate and his own party would not support him. Not so BJ. Dimocrats have no morals and no ethics. They covered for him and he was a bigger crook than Nixon.

And now there is a chance, although it’s fading, that Cankles might be the next president. In a sane world, both Clintons would be in prison for the rest of their lives. It’s nice to be a Dimocrat. You can get away with murder. Just ask the Floater. He murdered Mary Jo Kopechne and went on to become “the Lion of the Senate”.