Gun Control
Toejam sent me this one.
And now another image from this site.
Obungler’s solution (and now Thunder Rodent Thigh’s solution since she wants to surpass Obumbler as the greatest gun salesperson of all time) is more gun control laws. Keep in mind that Chicago has some of the strictest gun control laws in the country and, as Don Surber wrote, “More people are murdered on a holiday weekend in Chicago than were murdered at the school shooting in Oregon.” What does the school shooting and the Chicago shootings have in common? The school shooting and most of the shootings in Chicago were done by black males. Maybe we should pass some black male control laws. OMFG! That’s raaaaaaaaaacist! But it’s the truth. The murders in Chicago, St. Louis (often the murder capital of the country), Detoilet, Baltimore, and other large cities are committed primarily by black males and the victims are primarily black males. It ain’t the guns. It’s the people holding the guns.
But of course liberals progressives rat bastard commies will never admit that, just like they’ll never admit that their goal is the elimination of the Second Amendment and the confiscation of all of the guns. An armed populace endangers their dream of a socialist utopian dictatorship. It doesn’t matter that socialism has never worked anywhere it’s been tried. The only reason it failed was because the right people haven’t been in charge, people like Oblunder. How’s that hopey changey stuff working out? Labor participation rate at a 38 year low. The most sluggish recovery from a recession in my life (68 years). Black unemployment at record levels. Oh the irony! The Obamessiah has been a disaster for blacks. That right there gives me a big ol’ schadenboner. How’s that voting for skin color working out for you booger eatin’ moh-rons? Y’all did much better under Reagan and both Bushes than you have under Obongo. Y’all even did better under Jimmah Carter. BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!
But I digress.
Cankles thinks she can make it work. But first, she needs to take away all of our guns. There’s a great platform. Vote for me and I’ll take your guns. Please! Please keep talking about gun control you PIAP.
So just remember, it’s not about keeping us safe. It’s about disarming us. If Obeauzeau thinks he can do it by executive order, he will try. After all, who’s gonna stop him? Weepy Boner? McConnell? The rest of the Stupid Party? Spineless pussies. Putin pushes Obambi around and he turns around and bullies the Stupid Party because he knows they are afraid of him and the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party.
And one more thing. If gun free zones are such a great idea, let’s make the White House a gun free zone.

