Didja hear the latest? Playboy magazine is planning to stop showing nude women. WTF? They will still have women, but they will no longer be nude. So I guess that means people really will buy it to read the articles. Currently, it has about 800,000 subscribers. I guess that’s too many and they want to cut it back to 400,000 or so.

One of Playboy’s selling points was the Playmate as the girl next door, the innocent woman that you wouldn’t expect to pose nude. Alas, they don’t have too many of them anymore. If the women have large boobs, they’re usually fake.

So no more nudes. Damn! I was gonna write Hef and ask him to offer a million bucks to Charlotte McKinney to pose nude. No hope of that now.

Are ya gonna watch the Dimocrat debate tonight? Me neither. The party of inclusiveness is gonna have five white people, one of them positively ancient, who are rat bastard commies, presenting plans on how they are gonna continue Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade’s destruction of America. One irony here is that Thunder Rodent Thighs is running as BJ’s wife trying to convince uninformed voters that she will be BJ’s third term when she is running against almost all of his policies. Of course, she will be trying to convince uninformed voters so it won’t be very hard.

CNN’s ratings for this dog and pony show won’t be anywhere near the ratings they had with the Republican debates. Also, since this debate is on the Clinton News Network, there will be a lot of softball questions thrown to these candidates, especially to Cankles since they will be doing everything in their power to make the PIAP look presidential. They will also try to make her look human which will be an even harder task.