Rant From Ron
Here it is Monday and I can’t think of anything to write about. Fortunately, there is Ron.
I figgered to stay inside and read. Got bored with that pretty quickly and decided to whip up a rant about Obeyme. Had a lotta ideas, such as
Hands Up; Don’t Shoot
You can keep your doctor
Police acted stupidly
If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon
ISIS is the JV team
Not even a smidgin of corruption in IRS
Most transparent administration in history
and so on to characterize the Indo-Kenyan Republic-Destructor. But as I started compiling that list, I realized it was gonna go on forever and I’d never get anything actually written, just listed.
Here are some his monumental boners from the past few years:
The “Affordable” Care Act
Economic recovery
Alternate energy
Susan Rice
Jay Carney
Hillary
Kerry
Holder
Sebelius
Napolitano
Sharpton
Same-sex marriage
Pissing off Britain
Pissing off Israel
Apologizing for America Greatness
Misreading the Arab Spring
Abandoning the Kurds
Pulling out of Iraq like a prematurely ejaculating teenager
Proposing funding increase for Planned Parenthood
Having lobbyists in his administration after pledging never to do that
Bowing to Muslim king of Saudi Arabia
Caving to Cuba
Caving to Chavez
Caving to Putin
Caving to Khamanei
Swapping 5 Taliban field marshalls for a deserter
Firing flag officers who disagree with him
Supporting carbon cap & trade bills
Burning up hundreds of thousands of gallons of jet fuel for fundraiser trips
Saying America is not a Christian nation
Hiring a tax cheat as Treasury Secretary
Pushing for amnesty for illegal aliens
But that list could go on for hours, even days, so I gave up on that one too. Shouldn’t he pretty much have run out of mistakes to make by now? I mean, it’s as if he mistook what he was being elected for and thought he was President of the North American Society for Stupid Ideas.
His precedency has been the Hindenburg of administrations. If a visitor from another galaxy came along and saw what’s going on in Washington, he’d quickly conclude that if Obama was the answer, the question must have been REALLY stupid. I can’t think of anything of significance that’s come up under his leadership that hasn’t turned out badly.
It’s like he was in a choom cloud when horse sense was being handed out and thought they said “incense” so he said no ‘cause it would mess up the ambience. Every time an important decision comes up it’s as if he’s in the “Up” elevator headed for the penthouse ballroom when everybody else is on the mezzanine watching the info crawler.
The worst part of it all is that even if we get a conservative PotUS with a right-of-center Congress, the world will continue to disintegrate because of the failed policies of the Soetoro Keystone Kops regimme. And the tragedy will be complete when the mainstream media spins it all to blame the collapse on whoever has the misfortune to follow the Kenyan Klown.
Wise men often say that a lot can be learned about a man by the company he keeps. Well, Racism is the center pole of the Obamao Circus and Soundbyte Sharpton is the ringmaster. Together they have worked tirelessly to stem the tide of racial harmony that had been steadily rising for several decades.
Barack lies matter, and Fitty Cent is a better at managing money than the Halfrican and his bone-in-the-nose mate. The danger of the past was often that people were victimized by out-of-control despots. The danger of the future will be that the people will be victimized by runaway debts.
Given my druthers, I’d make being PotUS contingent upon having honorably served at least 3 years in active duty military service and complete disclosure of all financial, academic, medical, and travel records. And I’d make being Jacques Friggin Querrie a flogging offense. Open season on Klintoons, BTW.
To hell with it all. I’m goin’ to bed. My dreams are always more credible than what I see coming out of D.C.
