From Heironymus.

A devout Arab Mooslime entered a black cab in London. He curtly asked
the cabbie to turn off the radio because as decreed by his religious
teaching, he must not listen to music because in the time of the
prophet there was no music, especially Western music which is the music
of the infidel.

The cab driver politely switched off the radio, stopped the cab and
opened the door.

The Arab Mooslime asked him, “What are you doing?”

The cabbie answered, “In the time of the prophet there were no taxis,
so piss off and wait for a camel.”

I read a column this morning by some liberal twit named Mary Sanchez and she had her panties in a bunch about Trump hosting Saturday Night Live. Funny, I didn’t read anything about her writing a column about the SNL campaign commercial for Thunder Rodent Thighs in its season debut. Cankles on SNL good. Trump on SNL bad. If it weren’t for double standards, liberals wouldn’t have any standards at all. By the way, that episode of SNL did it for me. I’m done with SNL. As soon as the PIAP’s ugly face appeared on my TV screen, I turned the TV off before I threw sumpin’ through the screen. I read later that the episode was basically one big campaign commercial for Thunder Rodent Thighs.

Yeah, I know, SNL is liberal, but this time, they are really in the tank for Cankles. Anyway, the show has gone downhill lately. The cast is so large it’s hard to know who is who anymore. And the news? They sure ruined that. Colin Jost? Just because writers like Tina Fey and Seth Meyers could do the news, it doesn’t mean that any writer can. Meyers was already a performer when he started doing Weekend Update and Tina Fey had performing talent as well. Jost? Forget it.

Then they doubled down on failure by adding Michael Che to Weekend Update, prolly for Diversity (All Hail Diversity!). Or maybe it was an attempt to make Jost look good since Che is so bad. I mean really, really bad. In all of SNL I cannot think of anyone worse than this dude. But they do have a black dude who can take potshots at Ben Carson and tell all of us that he isn’t really black. Liberal blacks can get away with racism, yannow.

The only two really good parts of SNL are the opening skit and Weekend Update. Now, they’ve ruined Weekend Update. As for the musical guests? I always fast forwarded through them since they are almost always total crap. I never watched SNL in real time. Now I won’t bother at all, not even the episode that Trump will be in.

I also don’t watch the weekly one hour campaign commercial for Cankles known as Madame Secretary. Madame Secretary is the secretary of state that Hollywood wanted the PIAP to be like: competent and attractive. 0 for 2. Just like when BJ was president. They made movies about presidents that they wished he was like. Like Air Force One. Can you imagine BJ? He would be cowering in fear the entire movie. The only people he wouldn’t be afraid of would be the women staffers.