This one is from AlphaDelta.

I was sitting at a long stop light yesterday, thinking about what I would
do to keep busy for the rest of the week, minding my own business and
patiently waiting for the light to turn green, even though there was no
on-coming traffic.

An old Nissan full of bearded, young, loud Muslims, shouting Anti-American
slogans, with a half-burned American Flag duct-taped on the trunk of their
car, and a “Remember 9-11” slogan spray painted on the side, stopped next
to me.

Suddenly they yelled, “Allah Akbar! Praise Allah! Death to America” and took
off before the light changed.

Out of nowhere an 18-wheeler truck came speeding through the intersection
and ran directly over their car, crushing it completely and killing everyone
in it.

For several minutes I sat in my car thinking to myself ,”Man, that could
have been me!”

So today, bright and early, I went out and got a job as a truck driver.