Didja hear the news? The Chicago Cubs are moving to the Philippines and are changing their name to the Manila Folders.
How can you defeat the Cardinals, the best team in baseball, and then get swept by a team you owned in the regular season? The Curse of the Billy Goat continues. And they can’t blame it on Steve Bartman either.
No shit.., my hated boss went berserk with rage. The Cubs played worse than a Triple A baseball team. It was just pitiful. So much for all that bullshit about the movie Back to the Future part Two and the Cubs sweeping the World Series. The will be sweeping Wrigley Field and cleaning up and closing up another disappointing year, 104 of them if memory serves me correctly.
Sorry.., people for the bad grammar there. I just woke up and my public education is showing. I meant sweeping up at Wrigley Field.
… and there are so many good Cubs jokes …
Q: What’s the difference between dirt and the Chicago Cubs?
A: Nothing…they both always get swept.
Q: Whats the difference between the Chicago Cubs and a mosquito?
A: A mosquito stops sucking.
Q: What do the Chicago Cubs and possums have in common?
A: Both play dead at home and get killed on the road!
Q: How do you keep a Cubs fan from masterbating?
A: You paint his dick Cardinal red and white and he won’t beat it for 4 years!
Alas, the 4th one is not applicable since they beat my Cardinals this year. Now St. Louis knows how Atlanta felt those 14 straight years they won their division but lost in the first round of the playoffs at least three times. 14 straight division titles and only one World Series win (1995) to show for it.
Funny, I’m thinking about heading to the Philippines this winter. Could give two shits about goddamn sports (MLB = spiggers), however, a young yum-yum does interest me.
Pretty much feel the same way. Didn’t watch a single baseball game this year. It helped that the Braves sucked. The strike season when they canceled the World Series turned me off on baseball.