Are ya gonna watch the Dimocrat debate tonight? Me neither. The party of inclusiveness is gonna have five white people, one of them positively ancient, who are rat bastard commies, presenting plans on how they are gonna continue Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade’s destruction of America. One irony here is that Thunder Rodent Thighs is running as BJ’s wife trying to convince uninformed voters that she will be BJ’s third term when she is running against almost all of his policies. Of course, she will be trying to convince uninformed voters so it won’t be very hard.
CNN’s ratings for this dog and pony show won’t be anywhere near the ratings they had with the Republican debates. Also, since this debate is on the Clinton News Network, there will be a lot of softball questions thrown to these candidates, especially to Cankles since they will be doing everything in their power to make the PIAP look presidential. They will also try to make her look human which will be an even harder task.
Given the choice between watching that “debate” and a bunch of monkeys trying to fuck a football, I’ll take the monkeys.
Deflated football, bocopro?
Speaking of deflated footballs, Tom Brady is one of a minority of NFL pros who is not an ape/monkey.
I’m not gonna watch the Democrat show. I’d rather watch the surgeon remove my swollen hemorrhoids from my 73 year old asshole on a live monitor in the OR than watch a bunch of almost 73 year old assholes dribble out answers to CNN’s powder-puff questions.
I wish they would ask Hillary to give a “blow-by-blow” dissertaion on Bill’s extramarital sex life.
What cho talkin’ bout?
Monkeys fucking a football? This is Tuesday night, there’s no NFL game on.
Hillary headlines from The Onion over the years:
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Aides Gently Remind Hillary Clinton Not To Refer To Opponents As ‘Obstacles To Greatness’
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Campaign Staffers Making Progress Conditioning Hillary Clinton To Replicate Emotions
Hillary Clinton Assured Drop In Polls Just Indication People Haven’t Abandoned Ideals Yet
Hillary Clinton Suspended 3 Weeks By FEC For Spitting On Volunteer
Hillary Clinton Campaign Shuts Down After Blowing Through $2 Billion In First Month
Man Pleased To Find Most Of His Mid-’90s Anti-Hillary Rant Still Usable
Hillary Clinton: The Merciless, Unrelenting March To The Presidency
Hillary Clinton To Nation: ‘Do Not Fuck This Up For Me’
Hillary Clinton Hints At Presidential Ambitions By Concealing Information From American People
I’m Weighing Whether Or Not I Want To Go Through The Hell Of Appealing To You Idiotic, Uninformed Oafs
Hillary Clinton Launches Intimidating New Fragrance Line
Hillary Clinton Mouthing Along To Presidential Oath
Hillary Grabs ‘Hillary ’08’ Sign From Aide, Snaps It Over Knee
Hillary Receives 3 a.m. Phone Call From Drunken Bill Clinton
Hillary Clinton Threatened By Black Man
Could Hillary Clinton Have What It Takes To Defeat The Democrats In 2008?
Hillary’s Last Name Dropped From Senate Race
Hillary Clinton Reveals Zero In Non-Candid, Tell-Nothing Interview
Clinton Chastises Hillary For Failure To Produce Male Heir