Yet another one from Russ.

An uninformed voter bought two horses and could never remember which was which. A neighbor suggested that she cut off the tail of one horse, which worked great until the other horse got his tail caught in a bush. The second horse’s tail tore in the same place and looked exactly like the other horse’s tail. Our uninformed voter friend was stuck again.

The neighbor then suggested that she notch the ear of one horse, which worked fine until the other horse caught his ear on a barbed wire fence. Once again, our uninformed voter friend couldn’t tell the two horses apart.

The neighbor then suggested that she measure the horses for height. When she did that, the uninformed voter was very pleased to find that the white horse was 2 inches taller than the black one!!

Another one from AlphaDelta. Black hair. (more…)

Well, I was gonna give it to Colin Powell who said he was gonna remain a Republican “because it annoys them”. You simple tool! WTF does that mean? You ceased being a Republican when you put your skin color over your country and endorsed Obungler twice. You are not a Republican. You’re an asshole.

But, Colin was beat out by Obumbler who gets to add another AOTW Award to his massive collection. Before any of the facts were in about the shooting in Oregon he had to rush to a microphone and call for gun control. Yannow what one of the problems in this mass shooting was? It took place in a gun free zone target rich environment. Liberalism is a mental disease and in many cases, like this one, it is fatal. Gun free zones only guarantee that the victims will not be armed and will have no means of protecting themselves. They oughta take all of these stupid liberals who come up with these gun free zones and put them up against a wall and have them shot. What a bunch of booger eatin’ moh-rons.

When first reading this story I noticed that the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party had very little info about the shooter which automatically made me think he was a Mooselime, a black dude, or both. Surprise! Surprise! He was black. Once again, we don’t need gun control, we need black control. After all 12% of the population commits over 50% of the crime in this country. In Chicago, gun control central, with some of the strictest gun laws in the country, someone is shot very 2 hours and 49 minutes and someone is killed every 16 hours and 33 minutes (as of 9/30). Most of the shooters and the shootees are black, so maybe our black president might wanna stop talking about gun control and start talking about controlling his own people. BTW, it ain’t racist if it’s the truth. Also, this dude was asking people what their religion was. If they replied Christian, he shot them. Could this perhaps be a terrorist act? Not to Oblunder. He climbed on the bodies of these dead people and blamed guns rather than the shooter and his racist anti-Christian beliefs. Thunder Rodent Thighs predictably called for more gun control as well. But, since Obongo is racist and anti-Christian he’ll prolly find some way to portray this shooter as a victim of racism and make him a hero. I hope all of you Obeauzeau voters are proud of voting for this asshole.

From Toejam.

Saw this at Quick’s place. The Constitution versus Sharia Law.

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Forget “radical” Mooslime and “moderate” Mooslime. If a person is a Mooslime he must obey Sharia Law. If not, he’s an heretic and an apostate. So, no, a Mooslime should not be allowed to be president. Ben Carson is correct. Islam is incompatible with our Constitution. Islam is incompatible with Western Civilization. Islam is not a religion. It is an ideology, like communism or fascism, masquerading as a religion. It’s also a 7th Century barbarous death cult. Mohammed (Piss be upon him) wanted a way to unite the Arab tribes so he stole sections of the Bible from both the Old Testament and the New Testament, took a Semitic moon god, Allah, and elevated him into a supreme being, and Islam was born.

Just remember, the difference between a radical Mooslime and a moderate Mooslime is that the radical Mooslime wants to kill us. The moderate Mooslime wants the radical Mooslime to kill us.

Of course, I think we already have a Mooslime as president and he is practicing taqiyya. Technically, Obungler is a Mooslime since his both his father and stepfather were Mooslimes which automatically makes him one and during his first few years of life he was raised as a Mooslime. If he has renounced his Mooslime faith, then he is an heretic and an apostate and under Sharia Law is subject to death.