Here it is Monday and I can’t think of anything to write about. Fortunately, there is Ron.
I figgered to stay inside and read. Got bored with that pretty quickly and decided to whip up a rant about Obeyme. Had a lotta ideas, such as
Hands Up; Don’t Shoot
You can keep your doctor
Police acted stupidly
If I had a son, he’d look like Trayvon
ISIS is the JV team
Not even a smidgin of corruption in IRS
Most transparent administration in history
and so on to characterize the Indo-Kenyan Republic-Destructor. But as I started compiling that list, I realized it was gonna go on forever and I’d never get anything actually written, just listed.
Here are some his monumental boners from the past few years:
The “Affordable” Care Act
Economic recovery
Alternate energy
Susan Rice
Jay Carney
Hillary
Kerry
Holder
Sebelius
Napolitano
Sharpton
Same-sex marriage
Pissing off Britain
Pissing off Israel
Apologizing for America Greatness
Misreading the Arab Spring
Abandoning the Kurds
Pulling out of Iraq like a prematurely ejaculating teenager
Proposing funding increase for Planned Parenthood
Having lobbyists in his administration after pledging never to do that
Bowing to Muslim king of Saudi Arabia
Caving to Cuba
Caving to Chavez
Caving to Putin
Caving to Khamanei
Swapping 5 Taliban field marshalls for a deserter
Firing flag officers who disagree with him
Supporting carbon cap & trade bills
Burning up hundreds of thousands of gallons of jet fuel for fundraiser trips
Saying America is not a Christian nation
Hiring a tax cheat as Treasury Secretary
Pushing for amnesty for illegal aliens
But that list could go on for hours, even days, so I gave up on that one too. Shouldn’t he pretty much have run out of mistakes to make by now? I mean, it’s as if he mistook what he was being elected for and thought he was President of the North American Society for Stupid Ideas.
His precedency has been the Hindenburg of administrations. If a visitor from another galaxy came along and saw what’s going on in Washington, he’d quickly conclude that if Obama was the answer, the question must have been REALLY stupid. I can’t think of anything of significance that’s come up under his leadership that hasn’t turned out badly.
It’s like he was in a choom cloud when horse sense was being handed out and thought they said “incense” so he said no ‘cause it would mess up the ambience. Every time an important decision comes up it’s as if he’s in the “Up” elevator headed for the penthouse ballroom when everybody else is on the mezzanine watching the info crawler.
The worst part of it all is that even if we get a conservative PotUS with a right-of-center Congress, the world will continue to disintegrate because of the failed policies of the Soetoro Keystone Kops regimme. And the tragedy will be complete when the mainstream media spins it all to blame the collapse on whoever has the misfortune to follow the Kenyan Klown.
Wise men often say that a lot can be learned about a man by the company he keeps. Well, Racism is the center pole of the Obamao Circus and Soundbyte Sharpton is the ringmaster. Together they have worked tirelessly to stem the tide of racial harmony that had been steadily rising for several decades.
Barack lies matter, and Fitty Cent is a better at managing money than the Halfrican and his bone-in-the-nose mate. The danger of the past was often that people were victimized by out-of-control despots. The danger of the future will be that the people will be victimized by runaway debts.
Given my druthers, I’d make being PotUS contingent upon having honorably served at least 3 years in active duty military service and complete disclosure of all financial, academic, medical, and travel records. And I’d make being Jacques Friggin Querrie a flogging offense. Open season on Klintoons, BTW.
To hell with it all. I’m goin’ to bed. My dreams are always more credible than what I see coming out of D.C.
Yep. Sometimes ya just gotta say, “fuck it.”
Ps. I like the way ya dream, Ron.
Pps. they ain’t “mistakes” that the faggy mulatto-in-chief makes, they’re *features*.
“We are the ones we’ve been waiting for . . .”
M.O. — “For the first time in my adult lifetime, I’m really proud of my country . . .”
Rev. J.W. — “God DAMN America!”
Common Core (with RINO help)
Solyndra
“Shovel-ready” projects
“Give me eight years and I promise you won’t recognize your cities . . .”
Bill to repeal 22nd Amendment [?]
etc.
How’s about a joke if you need something to write?
The anthropology professor was well known for making sexist comments and jokes in class much to the dismay of the feminist female students. The women students got together outside class and decided that after the next sexist comment from the professor they would stand up and walk out of class in solidarity. The next day the professor, while lecturing on a certain African tribe, said: ” and you ladies will be glad to know that the average penis size of the tribesmen is 12 inches!” At that moment all the women in the class stood up and began filing out. The professor then said: “Wait! Wait ladies! The next flight to Nairobi doesn’t leave until tomorrow morning!”
Just FYI, Denny . . .
My e-mail is tits up . . . AGAIN! And ATT is no friggin help fixin it. So I haven’t sent anything out for around a week and prob’ly won’t for the undetermined future. Pissed me off, and for some reason, I can’t set up Outlook on this computer, so I’m just gonna be stubborn about it.
Did write a li’l update on George Jones’s “He Stopped Lovin Her Today” for when Cankles goes on record for the Gowdy crowd this week:
She said, “I’ll always tell a lie.
The voters will forget in time.”
As the hearings went on by,
She kept the secret of her crime.
Then she got backed against the wall
By things she’d said and done back then
Her server had preserved it all
And now they’ve come to light again.
Those e-mails she was sure were dead
Just like Chris Stevens and the rest,
Those stupid things we know she said
Can’t pass Trey Gowdy’s smell test.
She got the verdict just today,
And it’s the worst of all her fears,
And now she’ll have to go away,
To Leavenworth for 20 years.
She stopped telling lies today,
They put a boot up in her ass,
And soon she’ll be in jail to stay,
She stopped tellin lies today.
You know, Bill came to see her one last time
Yeah, we all wondered if he would
And a big smile lit up his face,
“This time I’m free of her for good.”
She stopped tellin lies today
They broke it off up in her ass
And now she’s going far away,
She stopped tellin lies today.
Read: http://theconservativetreehouse.com/2015/09/30/mark-levin-was-right-kevin-mccarthy-is-an-idiot/
And, that right there ^ is just how far the RNC/GOPe will go to make sure that either ¡Yeb! or Hillary are in the White House.
Perfect, sir. Now, what can you do with “Take the Ribbon From Your Hair”? Maybe somethin’ along the lines of Put the Rope Around Your Neck.
O.K. this is what ran outta my fingers when I let ’em have the reins. Gotta go do battle with AT &T, so no time to edit or revise.
Take the red tape from D.C.
Wad it up into a ball
Shove it deep inside your ass
‘Til it makes you want to bawl
Then go back and do the job
That you were elected for
Keep us safe and cut the waste
Act as if you know the score
You’re not there for a career
Don’t forget you work for us
Let the libr’als kiss my grits
Throw them under the short bus
Too bad Reagan’s dead and gone
And the debt is outta sight
I will keep my powder dry
For shari’a and shi’ite
I don’t care ‘bout red or blue
But you gotta understand
Let the Russians take the desert
There is gold in them tar sands
‘Merica ain’t dead just yet
And she still knows how to fight
We can work and we can sweat
You just do what you know’s right.
Damn, Ron, I’m in awe of folks like yourself. Intelligence such as this, and the ability to produce great stuff like these lyrics on demand, are you sure you were Navy?
Hey, give AT&T hell and you’ll be a hero to the whole country.
My greatest fear is that it will be beyond fixing when he leaves office.
His greatest fear is that it won’t be beyond fixing when he leaves office.
Kenya think of a solution?
That’s one hell of constructed assessment but “you didn’t build that”
My concern is who this radical Muslim will pardon on his last day. Presidents always pardon criminals but this guy is gonna throw quite the pardon party.
Providing of course there is a “last day” My biggest fear is the fact that back in the late 90’s when he was “selected” to become president he was given a to do list. He has yet to abolish our 2nd Amendment, seize control of our cell phones internet and broadcast TV, not to mention build his Civilian Security Force “equally as powerful and funded as our current military” and so on. Michelle and he are definitely gonna need more time, he’s got a pen and a phone.
Ah hell, the Great White North just elected a Jack Ass that will make your Obumjob look intelligent in comparison.