Hmm. Hate to admit it, but I need TJ’s greater age, wisdom and experience.
Those thumbnails look deadly, and designed to take out your eyes.
Is that a super-strong magnet in her belly-button?
Is she older than 17?
And if that is the wall of her house, she has been neglecting the paintwork.
Although Toejam’s assessments of the female figure are usually as useful as a steering wheel on a donkey, I must admit, when we have a tough call — and we have one here — we go running to Toe and his trained eye (and I mean “eye” in the singular sense — I’m not sure he has two.)
What say you, ‘Jam? The nation turns its lonely eyes to you…
Oh sweet! Those fantastic breasts are the finest I’ve enjoyed since I last visited DDP. Of course this lady’s boobage would fall way short of my darling’s perfect milk factories.
Today is the dreaded let the little brats roam free day. I use to like shelling out the goodies back in the 50’s and early 60’s when the kiddies were civilized and even said please and thank you. They even used the Halloween standard: “Trick or treat” politely and without emphasizing the “trick” half of the yin/yang jargon. Today the kittle fuckers, raised by asshole millennials show a different face. I blame a lot on the “Social Media” crapolla and the heavy use of cellphones. Now the little turds from the time they can walk have an iPhone slapped in their snot encrusted hands. Their Halloween ideology is: “I want it now cause I deserve it”. It’s all part of the Obungler/Socialist entitlement propaganda to destroy the fabric of America. Create drones controlled by Big Brother. The up-side is sometimes the little kiddie’s hot mothers, dressed in skimpy “Chamber-Maid” costumes accompany them. I save my Acapulco-Gold laced brownies for their treats.
Happily this morning we, the band of brothers are controlled by Big Boobage.
1) FACE: Porn generated make-up, but nice sculpted features. I like the way her lite brown hair seems to flow in the breeze. It would look great spread out over my pillow. I say this lady, like a derelict 1942 Ford coupe could be restored back to her natural beauty. It would take a loving hand and lots of moola, but the end result would be fit to display under the showroom lights. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Despite the prediction of several neophyte boobage judges commenting on this thread that I would state they’re silcon enhanced, I honestly believe every centimeter of them is Mother Nature’s creation. And what a creation they are. Round, firm and fully packed. Their size is only flawed by slightly over-sized aureoles but we can overlook that flaw since the offending aureoles are lightly hued. Not the crusty black color many of these boob caps often display. I think it’s a hormone + genetic thing. I did however have some success in altering the color of aureoles when I wrote my Doctorial thesis on the effect of negative air pressure on blood flow to breasts. This study entailed me placing a small Bell Jar over several thousand boobs and evacuating the air to see if breast and aureole texture and color changed at various negative pressures. It’s kind of detailed but it boils down to the lack of surface pressure causes the blood vessels and capillaries in the skin to expand and increase blood flow, thus deepen color. At any rate: Rating: “A++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+”.
Today besides being the day the little turds descend upon all us benevolent folks is the night the clock reverses 1 hour thus resulting in the dreaded black as Rev. Sharpton’s forehead early evenings. It’s the harbinger of a long, dreary, frigid, snowy winter. I may have to spend more time in the dreaded “Blue” State of California with the love of my life. I tried to get her to join me in my Southern Red State, but she said the folks here only eat road kill lke week old possum, coon and squirrel. I countered: “You know very well DDP my dietary habits are confined to munching on raw beavers and an occasional fur-bearing clam.” That kinda brought a smile to her lips and a small tear to her eye. Yea, sometimes my razor-sharp incisors go a little too far and “clip-the-clit”.
Anyway time to sign off and start filling the sandbags that will cover the front of my abode and deflect any psychotic brats from tossing a Molotov cocktail through my living room windows.
Toejam~
You should just spend the winter with me. It’s bikini weather all year round! And when the nights get a tiny bit cooler, it’s perfect for a nudie dip in my hot tub. What are you waiting for?
nice boobs. they are! Thank you, Denny.
To all you so-called men waiting on t.jam to make a call – GROW A PAIR!
y’all are big boys, aren’t you? make a decision some of you are worse than jon Boehner…
Her name is Hannah Elizabeth. Sorry to burst anyone’s bubbles, including TJ, but if she isn’t careful her bubbles could burst. According to Boobpeida.com her boobs are enhanced. Still very nice to look at!
nice.
Who holds em when she gets tired?
I’d be glad to help the young lady out with that task.
Hmm. Hate to admit it, but I need TJ’s greater age, wisdom and experience.
Those thumbnails look deadly, and designed to take out your eyes.
Is that a super-strong magnet in her belly-button?
Is she older than 17?
And if that is the wall of her house, she has been neglecting the paintwork.
Although Toejam’s assessments of the female figure are usually as useful as a steering wheel on a donkey, I must admit, when we have a tough call — and we have one here — we go running to Toe and his trained eye (and I mean “eye” in the singular sense — I’m not sure he has two.)
What say you, ‘Jam? The nation turns its lonely eyes to you…
Nice bit of work.
Upkeep: Very High Maintenance
Attitude: Probably bitchy unless you have money, lots of money.
Oh sweet! Those fantastic breasts are the finest I’ve enjoyed since I last visited DDP. Of course this lady’s boobage would fall way short of my darling’s perfect milk factories.
Today is the dreaded let the little brats roam free day. I use to like shelling out the goodies back in the 50’s and early 60’s when the kiddies were civilized and even said please and thank you. They even used the Halloween standard: “Trick or treat” politely and without emphasizing the “trick” half of the yin/yang jargon. Today the kittle fuckers, raised by asshole millennials show a different face. I blame a lot on the “Social Media” crapolla and the heavy use of cellphones. Now the little turds from the time they can walk have an iPhone slapped in their snot encrusted hands. Their Halloween ideology is: “I want it now cause I deserve it”. It’s all part of the Obungler/Socialist entitlement propaganda to destroy the fabric of America. Create drones controlled by Big Brother. The up-side is sometimes the little kiddie’s hot mothers, dressed in skimpy “Chamber-Maid” costumes accompany them. I save my Acapulco-Gold laced brownies for their treats.
Happily this morning we, the band of brothers are controlled by Big Boobage.
1) FACE: Porn generated make-up, but nice sculpted features. I like the way her lite brown hair seems to flow in the breeze. It would look great spread out over my pillow. I say this lady, like a derelict 1942 Ford coupe could be restored back to her natural beauty. It would take a loving hand and lots of moola, but the end result would be fit to display under the showroom lights. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Despite the prediction of several neophyte boobage judges commenting on this thread that I would state they’re silcon enhanced, I honestly believe every centimeter of them is Mother Nature’s creation. And what a creation they are. Round, firm and fully packed. Their size is only flawed by slightly over-sized aureoles but we can overlook that flaw since the offending aureoles are lightly hued. Not the crusty black color many of these boob caps often display. I think it’s a hormone + genetic thing. I did however have some success in altering the color of aureoles when I wrote my Doctorial thesis on the effect of negative air pressure on blood flow to breasts. This study entailed me placing a small Bell Jar over several thousand boobs and evacuating the air to see if breast and aureole texture and color changed at various negative pressures. It’s kind of detailed but it boils down to the lack of surface pressure causes the blood vessels and capillaries in the skin to expand and increase blood flow, thus deepen color. At any rate: Rating: “A++”.
Toejam overall rating: “A+”.
Today besides being the day the little turds descend upon all us benevolent folks is the night the clock reverses 1 hour thus resulting in the dreaded black as Rev. Sharpton’s forehead early evenings. It’s the harbinger of a long, dreary, frigid, snowy winter. I may have to spend more time in the dreaded “Blue” State of California with the love of my life. I tried to get her to join me in my Southern Red State, but she said the folks here only eat road kill lke week old possum, coon and squirrel. I countered: “You know very well DDP my dietary habits are confined to munching on raw beavers and an occasional fur-bearing clam.” That kinda brought a smile to her lips and a small tear to her eye. Yea, sometimes my razor-sharp incisors go a little too far and “clip-the-clit”.
Anyway time to sign off and start filling the sandbags that will cover the front of my abode and deflect any psychotic brats from tossing a Molotov cocktail through my living room windows.
Toejam~
You should just spend the winter with me. It’s bikini weather all year round! And when the nights get a tiny bit cooler, it’s perfect for a nudie dip in my hot tub. What are you waiting for?
~XxxOoo
Toejam ~
I just left her hot tub where she damn near wore me out.
You’re up next!
I’m cumin’ DDP, in more ways that one. Pant, pant, pant.
Love ya!
~XxxOoo
nice boobs. they are! Thank you, Denny.
To all you so-called men waiting on t.jam to make a call – GROW A PAIR!
y’all are big boys, aren’t you? make a decision some of you are worse than jon Boehner…
This gal is why men invented motor boating! What a fun time she would be!!
Her name is Hannah Elizabeth. Sorry to burst anyone’s bubbles, including TJ, but if she isn’t careful her bubbles could burst. According to Boobpeida.com her boobs are enhanced. Still very nice to look at!
Ya, glad you’re the one to burst bubbles about that li’l monkey-faced twat.
If they were in your face, they’d be real.