Saturday Guitar

My two favorite Spanish guitar pieces are Asturias and Recuerdos de la Alhambra. Last week I had Ana Vidovic playing Asturias. This week she plays Recuerdos de la Alhambra. I notice that she only uses two fingers when she plays tremolo. Most guitarists use three. I’m not the only one who noticed that. Other commenters did as well. One even said, “If she can do it, I can too.” Maybe I’ll try tremolo that way since I’ve failed miserably trying to learn three finger tremolo.

Who Attacked Paris?

Obungler made a statement on the Paris attacks and not once did he mention Islam or Mooslimes. I wonder why? Still think this asshole isn’t a closet Mooslime? Rememberr, Oblunder thinks the number one threat to the world today is climate change. Pretty much all of the Dimocrat Party agrees with him.

The French threatened all out war on the terrorists. Yeah. I believe that. That’s just like BJ threatening to bring the perps of the first WTC bombing, the USS Cole bombing, and the embassy bombings to justice. He did bomb an aspirin factory and some goats in Afghanistan so there’s that. Nothing like killing some Mooslime sex slaves. What France should do.

1. Close all mosques.

2. Outlaw Islam. It is not a religion but an ideological death cult.

3. Deport all Mooslimes, even French born.

What Europe should do.

1. Declare war on Saudi Arabia and Iran. They are the two biggest sponsors of Islamic terrorism.

2. Deport all of the Mooslime “refugees” entering Europe back to their countries of origin. It’s their 7th Century barbarian death cult that is responsible for all of this bullshit. Let them live with it.

3. Close down all of the mosques in Europe.

4. Outlaw Islam in Europe.

5. Deport all Mooslimes from Europe, or have the Germans fire up the ovens. They want to be martyrs? Let the Germans help them out.

What the US should do.

1. Impeach Obumbler and throw him out of office. He is a Mooslime sympathizer and a traitor.

2. Arrest Valerie Jarrett and try her for treason.

3. Build a wall on our southern border

4. Declare war on Saudi Arabia and Iran. They are the largest sponsors of Islamic terrorism. Most of the 9/11 terrorists were Saudis and 9/11 was paid for with Saudi money. Bush invaded the wrong countries after 9/11.

5. Close down all of the mosques. They are terrorist headquarters.

6. Outlaw Islam. It is not a religion. It is an ideological death cult and it is incompatible with the Constitution. There is no such thing as a “moderate Mooslime”.

7. Arrest all members of CAIR. It is a terrorist front group.

8. Deport all Mooslimes, including Congressman Keith Ellison. All Mooslimes are traitors.

Of course none of this will happen. We’ve just been issued another wakeup call and we will hit the snooze alarm once again.

Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

Michael L. sent me this one.

Carolyn, a rich uninformed voter, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.

She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the
car just won’t move at all.

After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any
luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer and they send out a
technician to her.

The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he
turns to the uninformed voter and asks: “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the
right gears?”

Full of anger, the uninformed voter replies: “You fool, you idiot, how on earth
could you ask such a question? I’m not stupid you know! Of course I
am using the right gears; I use ‘D’ during the day and ‘N’ at night.”