Toejam sent me this one.

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Who would ever think that the French president would show more balls than an American president. Thanks Obungler voters. Thanks a lot. I hope you booger eatin’ moh-rons are happy, especially “conservatives” like Colin Powell. Thanks black people. The only upside is that you racists who voted skin color are doing far worse under Obongo than you did under Reagan and both Bushes. That gives me a big ol’ schadenboner the way you screwed yourselves. Of course, you’ve been doing it for the last 50 years by voting for Dimocrats who have kept you poor, uneducated, and dependent upon the gummint. Just think of the useful idiots in the Congressional Black Caucus that you keep electing. Many of them, like Sheila Jackson Lee, live like royalty while you remain mired in poverty. Fuck you!

Jeffrey sent me this one.

And a good place to start is Saudi Arabia since it is providing money to ISIS. ISIS is a proxy for the Saudis in its ongoing war with the Shi’ites. Remember bin Laden was a Saudi and 16 of the 9/11 hijackers were Saudis. Saudi Arabia has been getting away with sponsoring terrorism for years because it has bought so many American politicians including Bush 41, BJ, Bush 43, and Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade. I’m sure they own Thunder Rodent Thighs as well. Bush 43 invaded the wrong countries after 9/11. The two countries he should have attacked were Saudi Arabia and Iran. That still stands. Now is the best time to attack Saudi Arabia since the world is awash in oil. Which city would I nuke? Easy. I would nuke Mecca. What about the one billion Mooslimes? Fuck ’em. They brought this on themselves. Tell them if they don’t behave, we’ll start nuking cities in other Mooslime countries. Islam is a cancer on civilization. It is composed of 7th Century barbarians.

We should also reserve a nuke for Iran. We owe them for the embassy takeover. They fund terrorism as well. They are the number two funder of terrorism right after the Saudis. They’re behind Hezbollah. One thing we could do is tell Israel to go ahead and attack Iran’s nuke facilities and we will provide tanker support for refueling their jets used in the attack.

The problem is Islam, both Sunni and Shi’ite, but we have clueless booger eatin’ moh-rons like Bernie Sanders and Obungler who say that the biggest problem facing us is climate change. In Sander’s case, like most Dimocrats, it’s because he’s a rat bastard commie and doesn’t want any distractions like the GWOT to get in the way of creating a socialist utopia. That’s why they said that getting bin Laden would signal the end of the GWOT. That’s why they undermined the war on Iraq. That’s why they threw away the victory in Iraq which led to the rise of ISIS.

In Obungler’s case, it’s because he’s a closet Mooslime. After all, what would he be doing differently if he were in fact a Mooslime, which I believe he is? He defends Islam at every turn. He refuses to use the word Islam or Mooslime if there is an Islamic terrorist attack like there was in France. During his statement after the attack he never once mentioned Islam or Mooslimes. QED: He is a Mooslime. Occam’s Razor. Another thing. Both his father and his stepfather were Mooslimes. During his years in Indonesia, he was raised as a Mooslime and went to Mooslime schools. Under Islamic law, he is a Mooslime and if he claims to be a Christian, he is an heretic and under Islamic law should be killed. I’m surprised no Islamic leaders are calling for his death. Maybe they think he is a Mooslime as well and is practicing taqiyya.

In Sunday’s Doonesbury, Trudeau made fun of the “23 million Republicans” (his words) who think Obumbler is a Mooslime. I would love to see his face if Oblunder announces after he leaves office that he is a Mooslime. Eat crow Garry!

The Dimocrats have declared war on climate change while totally ignoring the real threat, Islamic terrorism. Do you really want these idiots running the country? Do you want another eight years of Oblamebush’s policies? Yannow, the guy who last Friday told little Georgie that he had ISIS contained?

And as for the myth of the “moderate Mooslime”? A radical Mooslime wants to kill all of us. A moderate Mooslime wants a radical Mooslime to kill all of us.

This one is from Carson.

Patrick O’Reilly was lucky. Since the day he had found that four-leaf clover, everything good seemed to come his way. He had met the wonderful Rosie, and after a whirlwind romance, they were married. And now, a year later, he was the proud father of beautiful twins, a boy and a girl.

At work, the story was the same. He had been promoted and had received a substantial raise; now the firm had come up with a profit-sharing plan! Paddy was certain his good fortune was due to his four-leaf clover. Everywhere he went, he was certain to be carrying the talisman in his suit pocket.

One morning, Paddy could not find the clover. He searched the house, but it was not there. In panic, he tried to recall when he had last seen it. He finally recalled it was in his grey suit he had dropped off at the dry cleaners. He rushed to the cleaners, only to find that the work had been completed and his suit was ready to be picked up. He searched the suit and found the four-leaf clover, still in one piece, but now flattened from the dry cleaning. From that day on, Paddy’s fortunes changed. Life was good, but was no longer perfect. The little inconveniences were always there. He had a flat tire as he was driving to an important meeting. The twins developed measles when his boss and his wife were over for dinner.

No, Paddy’s luck (and life) had changed. He still carried the amulet, but he was certainly not living under the silver lining he was used to and had come to expect.
Finally, he had had enough. He visited the parish priest to see if he could help him understand what had happened. “This certainly was to be expected” he was told. “Ye should have known… (more…)