Now Obungler has decided to denigrate Thanksgiving. Didja hear what he said? He said the Syrian refugees were just like the Pilgrims. Really? Do you mean the Pilgrims who stole the Indians’ land and committed genocide on them? That’s what the left keeps saying about the Pilgrims so I guess that’s what the Syrian refugees are. They want to steal our land and commit genocide on us. Anyway, for politicizing yet another American tradition to try to support his anti-American policies, Obongo wins yet another AOTW Award.

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. It’s been hard to find lately. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought about it for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of ammo ‘ya got?”

From my BIL.