Ammo Is Hard To Find

This morning I lucked out and was able to buy two boxes of ammo. It’s been hard to find lately. I placed the boxes on the front seat and headed back home, but stopped at a gas station where a drop-dead gorgeous blonde in a short skirt was filling up her car at the next pump. She glanced at the two boxes of ammo, bent over and leaned in my passenger window, and said in a sexy voice, “I’m a big believer in barter, old fella. Would you be interested in trading sex for ammo?”

I thought about it for a few seconds and asked, “What kind of ammo ‘ya got?”

From my BIL.

7 comments on “Ammo Is Hard To Find

  1. I buy my ammo at the pawn shop. It’s cheaper there.

    Oh! This was a sex joke. Never mind. I don’t need any of that today. Always on the lookout for good ammo though.

  2. Way I heard, it was firewood, and the gal was wearing a white nylon jumpsuit. Same exchange, though. That’s from Rawles’ epic, ‘Patriots’.

    Stay safe

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