So a few weeks ago I saw that the 40th anniversary of The Rocky Horror Show was on BBC America. I had seen The Rocky Horror Picture Show back in the 70’s before it had become a midnight movie cult classic and I wondered if it was the stage adaption of the movie or vice versa. Turns out the stage version was first and then came the movie. Here is Time Warp from the movie. Riff Raff is portrayed by Richard O’Brien who wrote the show.

It was fun watching the stage show as the audience participated. Unfortunately, the audience participation was far better in the first act than then the second act. If you get a chance to see the movie at a midnight showing, do so, as the audience dresses up and takes an active part like throwing rice at the wedding. This is prolly Susan Sarandon’s best role: a clueless bimbo. She didn’t even have to act.

Here’s Ana Vidovic playing Asturias. A beautiful woman beautifully playing a beautiful composition.

From Roman.

Two uninformed voters, John and Dick were doing some carpenter work on a Habitat for Humanity House. John, who was nailing down house siding, would reach into his nail pouch, pull out a nail, and either toss it over his shoulder or nail it in.

Dick, figuring this was worth looking into, asked, “Why are you throwing those nails away?”

John explained, “When I pull a nail out of my pouch, about half of them have the head on the wrong end and I throw them away.”

Dick got completely upset and yelled, “You moron! Those nails aren’t defective! They’re for the other side of the house!”

Another one from Ray. (more…)

Lot’s of assholiness this week. Obungler could get it again, but he could get it every week. Instead let’s give it to this idiot.

A 6-year-old boy is facing a three-day suspension from school because he pretended to shoot an imaginary bow and arrow during recess.

The boy’s parents, Matthew and Martha Miele, told WLWT-TV their son was pretending to be a Power Ranger. When a teacher at his school noticed him pretending to shoot a bow and arrow, she took the boy to the principal’s office.

The young boy’s parents were then called and told the boy was being suspended for making threatening gestures.

“I have no tolerance for any real, pretend, or imitated violence. The punishment is an out of school suspension,” a letter from the principal read.

JHFC! WTF has happened to my country? Back when I went to school most boys carried pocket knives. In elementary school we played cops and robbers, cowboys and Indians, and soldiers. On Halloween we were able to come to school in costumes. I remember coming to school as a cowboy complete with cap pistols. Now all a kid has to do is chew a pop tart into a gun and he gets sent home. Imaginary bow and arrow? Too bad it wasn’t a real one and the principal wasn’t shot with it. No wonder we elected a pussy to be president.

Dear principal. You are an asshole. Here’s your award.

Ron sen me this.

Ain’t it the truth? The only people who can be racists in this country are white people. Yannow, the people who created this country, the country that is the wealthiest and most powerful nation in history. It is white people who abolished slavery. The abolitionist movement started in England. Slavery has been an accepted custom thoughout human history. It is only recently that that has changed and it was white people who changed it. Where does slavery still exist? In Africa and in countries ruled by Islam. After all, slavery is totally OK with the Religion of Peace. Slavery does not exist in any country run by white people.

Who put a man on the moon? It was white people and I’m pretty damn proud of that achievement. Who is responsible for almost all of the major scientific achievements during the last 500 years? White people. Telephones, computers, television, airplanes, cars, the list goes on and on. Yeah. I’m pretty proud of the achievements of white people and I’m pretty proud that I’m white. Go ahead, call me a racist. Maybe you can’t be racists but you sure can be bigots. Fuck you! Time for the Heinlein quote again.

“Throughout history, poverty is the normal condition of man. Advances which permit this norm to be exceeded — here and there, now and then — are the work of an extremely small minority, frequently despised, often condemned, and almost always opposed by all right-thinking people. Whenever this tiny minority is kept from creating, or (as sometimes happens) is driven out of a society, the people then slip back into abject poverty.

This is known as “bad luck.” – Robert A. Heinlein

Ron in Ohio sent me this one.

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Actually some of the GOP dudes handled the CNBC “moderators”. In fact, Cruz, Rubio, and Jersey Fats handled them quite well.

I saw this story in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation the other day.

SEATTLE — They can’t vote yet, but dozens of young people want a say in the planet’s future, so minors nationwide have been suing states and the federal government in recent years to push action on climate change.

They say their generation will bear the brunt of global warming and that government at every level has an obligation to protect natural resources, including the atmosphere, as a “public trust” for future generations.

Ain’t that cute? I guess all those hours being forced to watch the mockumentary, An Inconventient Truth, produced by Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW has succeeded into brainwashing these little kids.

As an aside, I should have included Pope Albert in my Grifters post the other day. He became our first AGW billionaire. Running a church can be a profitable business. My father once told me that the Catholic Church is the largest profit making organization in the world. The Church of AGW ain’t doing too badly either.

Listen up children. It’s not mythical “global warming” that you should be worrying about. What you should be worrying about is the out of control spending of the federal gummint and the exploding debt. That is what is gonna cause you far more harm than “climate change”. You should also be worried about immigration and our open southern border. That is gonna cause far more harm than “climate change”. You should also worry about all of the Mooslimes that Obungler is allowing into this country. Radical Islam is a far greater worry than “climate change”. In fact, when you look at all of the problems facing this country, “climate change” is way down near the bottom of the list.

This type of BS is what you get when you allow liberals progressives rat bastard commies to take over public education in this country and turn our schools into little socialist indoctrination centers.

“If you can’t handle those guys (debate questioners), I don’t think the Chinese or the Russians are going to be too worried about you.”

Said the man who was too chicken to debate on Fox News. Said the man who is Putin’s bitch. Said the man the Chinese, the Iranians, and the rest of our enemies laugh at. Said the worst foreign policy president in the history of this country. Yep. Even worse than Jimmah Carter. Said the pussy-in-chief. The only people he isn’t afraid of are members of the Stupid Party.

When it comes to hypocrisy, Paul Krugman’s column in yesterday’s Atlanta Urinal and Constipation really jumped the shark. The title was Being a grifter no liability for Republican candidates. And what were his examples of being a grifter? He accuses Ben Carson of being affiliated with a supplement company called Mannatech. Carson has denied it and Krugman wrote that Carson is lying. No proof of this assertion but this is Krugman. Remember, Social Justice Warriors always lie.

Another example is Glenn Beck, who isn’t even a candidate. Why is he a grifter? Because one of his sponsors is Goldline, which in Krugman’s words is “a firm selling gold coins and bars at, um, inflated prices”. So that means all of the mass media consists of grifters because Beck is certainly not the only one who has a sponsor that sells stuff at “um, inflated prices”.

Of course, Krugman doesn’t mention that he himself is a grifter having worked for Enron.

And naturally there is not a mention of the two biggest grifters of the last fifty years, the Clintons. Thunder Rodent Thighs carps about the high cost of education while getting paid $250K a speech at universities. Does that not contribute to the high cost of education?

Remember, it was the Clintons who loaded up the moving trucks with furniture when they left the White House, later claiming that they thought the furniture had been given to them. And speaking of the White House, these two grifters turned it into a Motel 6 by renting out the Lincoln bedroom for campaign contributions. Of course, this is what you would expect from white trash hillbillies from Arkansas. When it came to campaign contributions, the Clintons would sell anything, like missile guidance technology to China. They would have prolly sold Chelsea if she weren’t so butt ugly. Why do Dims have such ugly children? Amy Carter, Chelsea Clinton, and the two Obungler kids. Compare them to the Bush twins.

The Clintons have taken grifterism to a new level with the Clinton Foundation. What a scam that is! It donates at most 8 percent of its revenues to charitable causes. The rest is goes to “expenses”. And I’m sure it’s pure coincidence that countries got favorable state department decisions when Cankles was Secretary of State shortly after they donated money to the Clinton Foundation. If the press were not the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party, this would be a scandal of major proportions and there would be absolutely no chance of the PIAP being in the lead for the Dimocrat nomination. She would be in jail where she belongs.

Throughout their political careers, the Clintons have embodied grifterism. Remember White Water? Howza ’bout TRT’s $100K that she made on cattle futures? Anyone with a brain knows that was nothing more than a payoff.

So Krugman going after Glenn Beck for having a sponsor while ignoring the two biggest grifters in American politics is an example of rank hypocrisy, but what do you expect from Paul Krugman. As I said, he worked for Enron and writes lies for the New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that’s fit to distort). He’s a grifter as well.

Maybe I should have titled this post Being a grifter is no liability for a columnist for the New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that fits our views.)