Eh, she’s no big deal. I’ve seen hotter bodies at the local soup kitchen where the babes are ladling out Kosher chicken soup with several Matzo balls floating in the Jewish Penicillin. Looking closely, as an anatomical should, I’ve spotted and cataloged several blotches on this woman’s bod. And to top it off she’s got a Mick name: McKinney! That’s a double reason to lower the final grade.
1) FACE: Starting with the bottle blonde mane we see lots of faux items. Her eyes, nose and lips are passible, however. Although she has a hard look that most models display. None of those photo op broad grins we see on the movie stars mugs. Models generally have plenty of time to adjust their sardonic grimaces before the Hasselblad begins it mournful whine. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Veiled behind some Victoria’s Secret mesh they present the usual picture. Although they do have two redeeming factors. They’re not silicon enhanced and the aureoles are a decent size. I wish I could rip that cloth off and get a close-up of those very nice chesticles. These are worthy of a high mark. And it would be higher if the veil of mystery were not in place. Rating: “A”.
3) APPENDAGES: Neither great nor terrible. All look slender and nicely shaped however the body’s largest organ (the skin for all those in Loma Linda) shows some blemishes. Left arm is one and her thighs appear mottled. Many women have this problem. I think it’s a mixture of large pores and possibly an over-abundance of capillaries too close to the surface. I’m afraid I’d have to have a live face to thigh examination to come to a definite conclusion. Rating: “B”.
Oh yea. A heads-up Ms. McKinney. If you’ve been banging Charlie Sheen recently, and most likely you and 200 other babes have, you better get an H.I.V. test pronto.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
As I type this the assholes on ABC’s GMA are staring into the cameras, mouths agape and eyes like those of deer caught in the headlights. The Faggot Stephanopoulos and his crew are still reticent to call the little dance in Paris an ISIS attack. Fucking idiot Martha Reddatz actually put out the question: “Should terrorists be put in a French style Gitmo or be channeled into the legal system?” It’s war bitch. You kill every enemy you find from 1 day old to 110 years old or believe me they’ll kill you on their march toward a global Caliphate. God Damn idiot Europeans let millions in and what do they expect? I predicted this type of attack in a major European city months ago. And I predict it’s just a matter of time before the next one. But like the Liberal douchebags here in the former leader of the free-world United States they want to be “fair” and treat the terrorists like errant children whose bellicose behavior will be tempered with love and kisses. Were doomed.
Oh yea, how’s those draconian anti-gun laws working for you now Monsieur Pierre & Mademoiselle Magdalene? Seems like in Chicago only the bad guys are toten heat. You had your turn at an Islamic bitch-slap Froggies. Who’s next? Sweden? England or Deutschland? Time will tell.
In the meantime DDP and I will continue our X-rated carnal escapades and strive toward reaching the double digit orgasm level on a daily basis. We want to live the best and most rewarding life we can before those hundreds of thousands of terrorists are welcomed to our shores by our current Commander-in-Chief and his vice village idiot. Yup, Hussein is beckoning the hoards of goat bangers to our country and they mean to establish the Caliphate right in your neighborhoods.
I’m thinking this is a nuke mecca moment. If that doesn’t teach them, then Syria, then Iran, then Iraq and go down the list until we break their will and they learn to stay in the sandbox and play with themselves. Like the people looking at Saturday boobage.
Well, there is only one candidate running for president whose been saying for some time now that he’d send all the Syrian refugees back, and bomb the shit out of ISIS.
Jumped the shark this time. Charlotte is one of the most beautiful women in the world. You’ve just demonstrated yet again what a poor judge of women you are.
AD – If you don’t think Charlotte McKinney is hot, you need to have your eyes checked.
I’m sure many of us were CRUSHED when they eliminated her from “Dancing With The Stars”.
She seems sweet and innocent.
With that body, a deadly combination.
I’ll buy that for a dollar!
MOTORBOAT!!!!!!!!
Covered boobs? What is this — burqa day?
Try finding a picture of her where they weren’t covered. This is only the second picture where I have ever seen her nipples.
“Fucking finally.”
I swear all the grey matter migrates from between the ears onto the chest – then later to their backside.
Come on Southpaw, it’s like unwrapping a candy bar!!!!
Eh, she’s no big deal. I’ve seen hotter bodies at the local soup kitchen where the babes are ladling out Kosher chicken soup with several Matzo balls floating in the Jewish Penicillin. Looking closely, as an anatomical should, I’ve spotted and cataloged several blotches on this woman’s bod. And to top it off she’s got a Mick name: McKinney! That’s a double reason to lower the final grade.
1) FACE: Starting with the bottle blonde mane we see lots of faux items. Her eyes, nose and lips are passible, however. Although she has a hard look that most models display. None of those photo op broad grins we see on the movie stars mugs. Models generally have plenty of time to adjust their sardonic grimaces before the Hasselblad begins it mournful whine. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Veiled behind some Victoria’s Secret mesh they present the usual picture. Although they do have two redeeming factors. They’re not silicon enhanced and the aureoles are a decent size. I wish I could rip that cloth off and get a close-up of those very nice chesticles. These are worthy of a high mark. And it would be higher if the veil of mystery were not in place. Rating: “A”.
3) APPENDAGES: Neither great nor terrible. All look slender and nicely shaped however the body’s largest organ (the skin for all those in Loma Linda) shows some blemishes. Left arm is one and her thighs appear mottled. Many women have this problem. I think it’s a mixture of large pores and possibly an over-abundance of capillaries too close to the surface. I’m afraid I’d have to have a live face to thigh examination to come to a definite conclusion. Rating: “B”.
Oh yea. A heads-up Ms. McKinney. If you’ve been banging Charlie Sheen recently, and most likely you and 200 other babes have, you better get an H.I.V. test pronto.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
As I type this the assholes on ABC’s GMA are staring into the cameras, mouths agape and eyes like those of deer caught in the headlights. The Faggot Stephanopoulos and his crew are still reticent to call the little dance in Paris an ISIS attack. Fucking idiot Martha Reddatz actually put out the question: “Should terrorists be put in a French style Gitmo or be channeled into the legal system?” It’s war bitch. You kill every enemy you find from 1 day old to 110 years old or believe me they’ll kill you on their march toward a global Caliphate. God Damn idiot Europeans let millions in and what do they expect? I predicted this type of attack in a major European city months ago. And I predict it’s just a matter of time before the next one. But like the Liberal douchebags here in the former leader of the free-world United States they want to be “fair” and treat the terrorists like errant children whose bellicose behavior will be tempered with love and kisses. Were doomed.
Oh yea, how’s those draconian anti-gun laws working for you now Monsieur Pierre & Mademoiselle Magdalene? Seems like in Chicago only the bad guys are toten heat. You had your turn at an Islamic bitch-slap Froggies. Who’s next? Sweden? England or Deutschland? Time will tell.
In the meantime DDP and I will continue our X-rated carnal escapades and strive toward reaching the double digit orgasm level on a daily basis. We want to live the best and most rewarding life we can before those hundreds of thousands of terrorists are welcomed to our shores by our current Commander-in-Chief and his vice village idiot. Yup, Hussein is beckoning the hoards of goat bangers to our country and they mean to establish the Caliphate right in your neighborhoods.
I’m thinking this is a nuke mecca moment. If that doesn’t teach them, then Syria, then Iran, then Iraq and go down the list until we break their will and they learn to stay in the sandbox and play with themselves. Like the people looking at Saturday boobage.
Well, there is only one candidate running for president whose been saying for some time now that he’d send all the Syrian refugees back, and bomb the shit out of ISIS.
The choice for many in 2016 was decided in Paris.
Jumped the shark this time. Charlotte is one of the most beautiful women in the world. You’ve just demonstrated yet again what a poor judge of women you are.
DDP will be pissed you made that remark Denny!
M’kay, got a round of LensCrafters coming for the both of all y’alls. Enjoy.
TTFN
AD – If you don’t think Charlotte McKinney is hot, you need to have your eyes checked.
I’m sure many of us were CRUSHED when they eliminated her from “Dancing With The Stars”.
She seems sweet and innocent.
With that body, a deadly combination.
WOW !