Not bad A/D. She a little pudgy, has black hair and her aureoles a tad large but overall she’s kinda boffable. You know the sort of babe you might bump into at the local supermarket and during some innocent casual banter a little spark ignites inside both of you and before you know it you’re both naked in your apartment. I say your apartment because she’s married with a couple of kids. She, of course, falls in love while you just fall into a temporary state of lust. Personally, I recommend one of two options which I’ve used successfully in the past. If you decide it’s a one-off prostate drainer never give her your real name. And concoct a story about working for the C.I.A. and travel a lot. If you follow my advice she won’t become a leech hanger-on. The second option must be carefully thought out. A semi-temporary affair where you’re horns are provided relief on a schedule around her family’s activities. Saturday afternoons when daddy’s at the local sports bar watching the usual ape dance and the kiddies at grandma’s house. I’ve done this too and it worked out until I tried to keep several affairs on the griddle at once.
Anyway those days are over, so let’s get on with the anatomical lecture:
1) FACE: eeeek! This cherub-like honey has “porn star” tattooed across the forehead. Her hair besides being my most least desired color assisted by Clairol appears to be the victim of thousands of sessions of sitting under a hot blow-dryer. Straw-like and matted similar to a sheep that has been sleeping in the fields for years. Eyes, nose and mouth are the standard harlot fare. Rating: “C”.
2) BOOBAGE: Actually her tits aren’t bad. Fair sized and despite being the target of thousands of groping hands they’ve held their shape pretty well. If Dr. Finkelstein examined them he’d just lop a little off the rosy aureoles and send her right back to the bordello. Rating: “A-“.
3) LEGS: Oh Yea! They are simply long silky landing strips for my salivating, lonely lips. A bit bloated at the ankles but very nicely shaped from the calf to the upper thigh. Smooth and tender as anything General Sanders could imagine when he went into the tender thigh business. I’d like to send a tingle up her inner leg with my lingual appendage. There’s nothing like the taste and smell of a woman in lust. Every part of her body exudes Phrenomes that trigger the male’s Testosterone and sends him into an irreversible lust fueled frenzy. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
Yup. All you mammary addicts take the high anatomy. I, the gam aficionado, will take the low path and I’ll be in Blissville before ye.
Today I woke to some of the coldest temperature since last February. I really get distressed and depressed this time of the year. Nothing but idiots running around like circus clowns overdosed on crack cocaine. They are the drones the Liberal Democrats depend on, along with Beaners, Blacks and college educated Belly dancers, to vote for them. I wish I could slide between the silk sheets with DDP until next May. I know DDP would like that as well. However, due to current events in Europe and the middle-east I’m hunkering down, clutching a bottle of Jim Beam and dreaming of days gone by in my Smoky Mountain retreat. America is and will never be the same as the glory days after WW-II. However, I figure the bad guys will put a bunch of Hillbilly trailer trash bib overall wearing folks at the bottom of their hit list. The O’Bungler doesn’t want to defeat ISIS. As a matter of fact he’s to fucking scared to call them ISIS. Maybe that because he’s a Mohammadin Candidate?
The expert who doesn’t know what a stereo is. He also doesn’t know that the camera adds weight. Many Playboy models look anorexic in person but the camera makes them look normal. BTW, what is her name?
Jesus H. Christ. Put your glasses on…..Her ankles are the size of Hillary Clinton’s!
No I don’t know Hillary’s ankle dimensions from personal experience. I saw her leg-shot photograph in The National Enquirer. The Paparazzi hada use a fish-eye lens to capture her entire talocrural joint!
As I said, the camera adds weight. Here are her vitals. 5’2″ 103 pounds 34C-21-34. Yep. She’s fat. Once again you you have demonstrated your poor female judging skills. She is a dancer and has dancer’s legs. Therefore, her calves and ankles are a bit muscular, not fat. Lisa Marie Scott. Playmate of the Month, February 1995.
those puppies can put a eye out!
Not bad A/D. She a little pudgy, has black hair and her aureoles a tad large but overall she’s kinda boffable. You know the sort of babe you might bump into at the local supermarket and during some innocent casual banter a little spark ignites inside both of you and before you know it you’re both naked in your apartment. I say your apartment because she’s married with a couple of kids. She, of course, falls in love while you just fall into a temporary state of lust. Personally, I recommend one of two options which I’ve used successfully in the past. If you decide it’s a one-off prostate drainer never give her your real name. And concoct a story about working for the C.I.A. and travel a lot. If you follow my advice she won’t become a leech hanger-on. The second option must be carefully thought out. A semi-temporary affair where you’re horns are provided relief on a schedule around her family’s activities. Saturday afternoons when daddy’s at the local sports bar watching the usual ape dance and the kiddies at grandma’s house. I’ve done this too and it worked out until I tried to keep several affairs on the griddle at once.
Anyway those days are over, so let’s get on with the anatomical lecture:
1) FACE: eeeek! This cherub-like honey has “porn star” tattooed across the forehead. Her hair besides being my most least desired color assisted by Clairol appears to be the victim of thousands of sessions of sitting under a hot blow-dryer. Straw-like and matted similar to a sheep that has been sleeping in the fields for years. Eyes, nose and mouth are the standard harlot fare. Rating: “C”.
2) BOOBAGE: Actually her tits aren’t bad. Fair sized and despite being the target of thousands of groping hands they’ve held their shape pretty well. If Dr. Finkelstein examined them he’d just lop a little off the rosy aureoles and send her right back to the bordello. Rating: “A-“.
3) LEGS: Oh Yea! They are simply long silky landing strips for my salivating, lonely lips. A bit bloated at the ankles but very nicely shaped from the calf to the upper thigh. Smooth and tender as anything General Sanders could imagine when he went into the tender thigh business. I’d like to send a tingle up her inner leg with my lingual appendage. There’s nothing like the taste and smell of a woman in lust. Every part of her body exudes Phrenomes that trigger the male’s Testosterone and sends him into an irreversible lust fueled frenzy. Rating: “A+”.
Toejam overall rating: “B+”.
Yup. All you mammary addicts take the high anatomy. I, the gam aficionado, will take the low path and I’ll be in Blissville before ye.
Today I woke to some of the coldest temperature since last February. I really get distressed and depressed this time of the year. Nothing but idiots running around like circus clowns overdosed on crack cocaine. They are the drones the Liberal Democrats depend on, along with Beaners, Blacks and college educated Belly dancers, to vote for them. I wish I could slide between the silk sheets with DDP until next May. I know DDP would like that as well. However, due to current events in Europe and the middle-east I’m hunkering down, clutching a bottle of Jim Beam and dreaming of days gone by in my Smoky Mountain retreat. America is and will never be the same as the glory days after WW-II. However, I figure the bad guys will put a bunch of Hillbilly trailer trash bib overall wearing folks at the bottom of their hit list. The O’Bungler doesn’t want to defeat ISIS. As a matter of fact he’s to fucking scared to call them ISIS. Maybe that because he’s a Mohammadin Candidate?
Nice calves.
5′ 2″ and 100 lb. but, as the *expert* states, “a little pudgy”.
Yannow, sometimes, only an implied facepalm is necessary…
The expert who doesn’t know what a stereo is. He also doesn’t know that the camera adds weight. Many Playboy models look anorexic in person but the camera makes them look normal. BTW, what is her name?
Lisa Marie Scott
Thanks. I thought she looked familiar.
Half Japanese, half American. Ballet dancer who had to give it up because she was “too big”.
Pretty lady in her day.
Wow, I know far too much about her. Creepy.
Thanks A/D, I needed that Michigan “facepalm”. And it makes you like a combination of Larry, Moe & Curley!
I still think this bimbo’s chunky. Or maybe her cellulite has just drained down to her ankles from too much “babe-in-the-spinning-basket” sex.
“Implied”. Other than the windy drool scrawled out from your keyboard, you can’t read either.
Hmmm. Now I have a tongue-on.
If pudgy, I don’t know where.
Jesus H. Christ. Put your glasses on…..Her ankles are the size of Hillary Clinton’s!
No I don’t know Hillary’s ankle dimensions from personal experience. I saw her leg-shot photograph in The National Enquirer. The Paparazzi hada use a fish-eye lens to capture her entire talocrural joint!
As I said, the camera adds weight. Here are her vitals. 5’2″ 103 pounds 34C-21-34. Yep. She’s fat. Once again you you have demonstrated your poor female judging skills. She is a dancer and has dancer’s legs. Therefore, her calves and ankles are a bit muscular, not fat. Lisa Marie Scott. Playmate of the Month, February 1995.
You tell him, Denny!
Even I have to comment on this one.
She reminds me of Barbi Benton. I really loved Benton and Lisa Scott is no slouch.