Michael L. sent me this one.
Carolyn, a rich uninformed voter, buys a new automatic Jaguar XKR Sport.
She drives the car perfectly well during the day, but at night, the
car just won’t move at all.
After trying to drive the car at night for a week (but without any
luck), she furiously calls the Jaguar dealer and they send out a
technician to her.
The technician examines the car and finds nothing wrong with it. So he
turns to the uninformed voter and asks: “Ma’am, are you sure you are using the
right gears?”
Full of anger, the uninformed voter replies: “You fool, you idiot, how on earth
could you ask such a question? I’m not stupid you know! Of course I
am using the right gears; I use ‘D’ during the day and ‘N’ at night.”
When I was a youngster, the joke was about the dummy who tried usin’ L for Laggin’, D for Draggin’ and R for Racing.
Years ago when I worked at a dealership that sold Volvos and Alfa Romeos I actually had customers like the one above. Money can’t but intelligence.