Wow! Some Mozart. For those of you who saw the movie Amadeus, this is the music played at the start of the movie.

From Ron in Ohio.

Two Uninformed voters are drinking in a bar. One says, “Did you know that Elks have sex 10 to 15 times a day?”

“Aw hell!” says his friend, “And, I just joined the Moose lodge!”

This one is from Rayko.

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