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This week I’m giving it to a racist professor at Emory University named George Yancy. I guess you can guess what he is a professor of. It’s supposedly philosophy, but that’s a cover for race studies. Anywho, he wrote a letter to white people demanding that we admit to our racism.

An Emory University professor has penned an open letter to white Americans asking them to admit to “the racist poison” inside of them that’s to blame for a long history of black suffering.

In “Dear White America,” published by The New York Times, philosophy professor George Yancy called his letter “a gift” to white people.

Sorry dude, I don’t consider a racist diatribe from your warped racist mind a gift.

“So, as you read this letter, take a deep breath,” he continued. “Make a space for my voice in the deepest part of your psyche. Try to listen, to practice being silent. There are times when you must quiet your own voice to hear from or about those who suffer in ways that you do not.”

Oh we suffer all right. We suffer from listening to race hustlers like you whine about how hard you have it and how it is the fault of white people.

“After all, it is painful to let go of your ‘white innocence,’ to use this letter as a mirror, one that refuses to show you what you want to see, one that demands that you look at the lies that you tell yourself so that you don’t feel the weight of responsibility for those who live under the yoke of whiteness, your whiteness,” he wrote. “I am asking you to enter into battle with your white self. I’m asking that you open yourself up; to speak to, to admit to, the racist poison that is inside of you.”

What is painful is to read bilge like this. Professor Yancy, you need to open yourself up and admit to the racist poison that is inside of you. I could write an essay about how hard whites have tried to help black people in this country. I could write about all of the money paid in taxes by white people trying to help black people. I could write about all of the white people shoved aside in favor of less qualified black people in employment and college enrollments by affirmative action policies (now Diversity (All Hail Diversity!)) over the last fifty years. White people have spent the last fifty years trying to help black people. It would be nice if black people had spent the last fifty years trying to help themselves but it’s far easier to blame white people for your failures.

You, Professor Yancy are part of the problem. Your open letter is pure bullshit. You need help. And Emory University, you should be ashamed by having a racist booger eatin’ moh-ron like this dickhead on your faculty. But, I will give you an award, Professor Yancy. You get the very first AOTW Award for 2016. Here it is.