I thought you ditched me for some millionaire Hollywood mogul. Ya know the kind of guy who’d discriminate against Obama’s acting cousin when voting for the Academy Award roster.
My Oscar just jumped to attention when I saw your posting.
Flights to Malibu are not available due to the current global warming weather, but I’m gonna be on the next one out after the balmy weather comes in.
Get ready honey for a bucking bronco ride that’d make the bumpy moon shot of Apollo 13 seem like a cruise down the Smoky Mountain Highway in a 1957 Chrysler 300 on a summer night.
That gal needs some sun.
That girl needs some boobs
Love her color…perfect
Ahhh Boobage. Life has returned. 🙂
Yeah. A little pale, but nice to look at. Nice lips, too.
Welcome home, Denny. We missed you.
“Yeah. A little pale, but nice to look at. Nice lips, too.”
How would you know? It’s an above the waist shot
(insert laugh track here)
The lips have that fake collagen-pumped look.
Ya, but, it’s the booger hook in the nose and the tatts that really kill it about Mellisa for me.
Nice tits, but too many cankers on her upper chest.
Snow bad here in Western North Carolina, temps low and wind picking up. I don’t see the power lasting so this is gonna be brief.
Toejam overall rating: “A”.
Bingo I waded through all the detailed analysis and made the call.
No mall visits today. There’s 12 inches of snow in my driveway and I ain’t (actually can’t) shoveling it.
I hope next week brings better weather.
Side question: I can’t stand even looking at that cold white shit from my warm house. How the fuck can Denny go out and play in it?
Toejam~ I told you to come out to Malibu before the storm hit! *sigh*
~XxxOoo
Hey Babe,
I thought you ditched me for some millionaire Hollywood mogul. Ya know the kind of guy who’d discriminate against Obama’s acting cousin when voting for the Academy Award roster.
My Oscar just jumped to attention when I saw your posting.
Flights to Malibu are not available due to the current global warming weather, but I’m gonna be on the next one out after the balmy weather comes in.
Get ready honey for a bucking bronco ride that’d make the bumpy moon shot of Apollo 13 seem like a cruise down the Smoky Mountain Highway in a 1957 Chrysler 300 on a summer night.
Raised in Spruce Pine, Toejam. What part of western NC?
Thank you, sir. Well worth the wait.
Thanks for the boobage post Denny! This young lady is a beautiful specimen. Glad you’re safely back home.
Welcome home, indeed.
Snow bunny you brought back with you Denny!!?
Glad to see you’re back on your feed.
If he brought her back home with him I doubt he’s on his feet!
No…. I think Sam got it right. With the snow bunny there Denny’s likely back on his feed. (yum!)
Maybe that paleness is just sugar coating.
Nice to see you back. Toejam has been scratcning his arm
like a junkie undergoing withdrawals! He does this every
time you go away.