Letter To President Trump

Rayko sent me this letter from a liberal to President Trump after his first four years in office.

It’s 2019 and the fact that you and Vice President Cruz have decided to run for a second term deeply disturbs those of us who still care about this country. Like many true patriots, my wife and I voted for Sanders in 2016 and considered moving to France when you and that creepy Canadian won. We stayed and we regret it.

In just under four years, you have irrevocably changed this country for the worse.

You said you would be hard on immigration and you lied. You let more people in from Western Europe, Canada, and Australia than any other president. While opening the floodgates to the Aryan barbarians, you shut the doors on those who really needed to be here—most notably, Mexicans and refugees.

This lead to the death of thousands of Syrians in their home country, not to mention the slaughter of possibly millions of people all over Africa and the Middle East.

Angela Merkel picked up the slack and it appears to have driven Germany into a civil war.

When asked to atone for these sins you asked the chancellor, “What’s the German word for brassiere?” and added, “DasShouldStopEmFromFloppin.” This is likely the most ridiculous thing said by any president in history.

My wife and I are very well educated, by the way, and we are both familiar with many European words. The German word for brassiere is likely something remarkably similar as English has its roots in German.

“The Department of Education offices look like they’re in Detroit (old Detroit, not the capitalist hellhole you turned it into).

The Department of Energy was created by the people, for the people, to create alternative energy sources. We could be living for free off the grid using wind and solar, but the oil companies you work for shut that down. Fracking is now rampant all over the country and we have no idea how that will affect the water table.

You claim you created thousands of jobs revitalizing the Keystone Pipeline project, but you did it against Prime Minister Justin Trudeau’s wishes, which is an act of war.

The environmental destruction you caused includes destroying several habitats such as those of the Ross’s goose, black-footed ferret, sandhill crane, least tern, piping plover, Sprague’s pipit, and, of course, pallid sturgeon.

Out of all the developed countries in the world America is now last, I repeat LAST in the fight to combat Climate Change. Your crass comments about women in Minnesota wearing bikinis are a slap in the face to the Inuit and Northern peoples who rely on polar bear and penguin meat to survive.

More people would know about this destruction if you hadn’t killed education by privatizing virtually every school in the country.

Public schools weren’t perfect, but the problem was systemic and related to the parents just as much as the teachers. By refusing to fix a broken system and starting anew, you have left thousands of teachers unemployed as well as many times more in the administration and teachers’ unions.

Postsecondary education has been hit even harder as government aid to non-STEM education has been completely cut off. My wife teaches Sexual Intersectionality and Patriarchal Discourse at Brown and attendance has been so poor, I have been forced to completely neglect my S.A.D. (stay-at-home dad) blog and go back to work.

This isn’t the America we know.

It’s not the America Obama built for us. You have completely wiped out all the goodwill he brought us from the Muslim world.

They hate us more than ever and the only reason China and Russia don’t hate us too is because you handed off the war in Afghanistan to Putin and the North Korean conflict to whomever is in charge of China. Are you aware of the human rights records these leaders have? We have no idea the kind of senseless slaughters being perpetrated toward the peoples of Islam and Northern Korea.

You said we are “no longer the world’s police” without justifying how we can turn a blind eye to all this suffering.

Speaking of police, their war on African-American people of color continues unabated. You say this “employment boom” is most prevalent in the black community, but at what cost? By cutting welfare down to almost nothing, you are denying single mothers the care they deserve. Abortion would have been a way out of this mess, but you cut that, too.

The “black family is back” (as you put it), but it’s not because they love each other. It’s because you denied black women their independence. That’s not romance. It’s marriage rape.

Also, you lie when you pin this back-to-work trend on the drop in crime. Crime is down because your draconian laws have forced everyone into what are essentially labor camps across the country. Detroit hasn’t been revitalized. Slavery has.

Crime is also down because of fear.

Abolishing gun control has left the poor petrified of being shot by racists. What have you done? How can you sleep at night? We used to be a nation that cared for huddled masses. Now we crack the whip and march them into factories.

Animals die, the arts suffer, and everyone wakes up thinking, “Who will blow my head off today?” This morning I went into a Starbucks and a man was carrying what looked like a semiautomatic AK-47.

My daughter asked me what it was and I was left no choice but to begin crying. This made her cry also and I got down on one knee to hold her. “I want Obama back,” she said as she wrapped her arms around my neck. “Me too,” I replied while sobbing much harder, “Me too.”

Minimum Wage

Catfish sent me this.

Low military pay was not mentioned in The State Of The Union speech. Just increasing the minimum wage was . . . Hamburgers or Minimum Wage.

For those fast food employees striking for $15 an hour, let’s do some math. At $15 an hour Johnny Fry-Boy would make $31,200 annually. An E1 (Private) in the military makes $18,378. An E5 (Sergeant) with 8 years of service only makes $35,067 annually. So you’re telling me, LaTisha McBurgerflipper, that you deserve as much as those young men getting shot at, deploying for months in hostile environments, and putting their collective asses on the line every day protecting you.

Here’s the deal, Baconator, you are working in a job designed for a kid in high school who is learning how to work and earning enough for gas, and hanging out with their equally goofy high school pals. If you have chosen this as your life-long profession, you have failed. If you don’t want minimum wage, don’t have minimum skills.

Update: A few people have pointed out that the military provides food, clothing, and shelter. Not bad if you are single. However, if you are married, that changes things. A married E2 is poor. I know. I was one. The military gives you Basic Allotment for Quarters which helps some. Back in 1966 it was $55 a month. If you’re married and living off base you get Commuted Rations which helps to buy groceries. Of course, now if you want to eat in the chow hall you have to pay for it or that’s how it worked back in 1966 when I attended ET School. So, a married burger flipper makes more than a married military dude for at least the first six years of his enlistment.

Poor Babies

Have you heard the latest from Ivy League universities? The students are whining about not having time enough to do homework and keep up with their studies because they are spending most of their time being Social Justice Warriors. I guess they haven’t figgered out that being SJWs is not why they are attending school. And just think of the poor people trying to get degrees in gender, LGBT, or black studies wasting all of their time and energy protesting about gender, LGBT, or black problems. It ain’t fair!

How would you like to be paying over $60K a year for your kid to go to an Ivy League university and find out the kid is not attending classes because he/she is being an SJW? Of course, if the parents are SJWs themselves, they would blame the school for making it hard on their precious little snowflake. I mean, what’s more important, getting an education or protesting for social justice? What’s wrong with these professors loading down the SJWs with so much homework that they can’t keep up with their studies?

Saturday Metal

Since I did Vivaldi for my Saturday guitar, here is the amazing Tina S. doing some metal Vivaldi. She’s a cute little French girl. I just hope she isn’t raped by some Mooslime savages, yaanow, the ones who are invading France.

AOTW 2-19-2016

This week I’m giving it to that rat bastard commie, Pope Francis. Let’s see, he said Donald Trump isn’t a Christian because he wants to build a wall. This coming from a dude who lives behind the walls of the Vatican. I guess that means Pope Hypocrite isn’t a Christian either. He wants to build bridges. Fine. Build some bridges over the walls of the Vatican and invite Mooslimes in. Trump was right with his riposte when he said that when ISIS invades and takes over the Vatican Francis will wish that Trump was the president. Just think, two popes ago, we had John Paul II who was a rabid anti-communist. Now, we have Francis who is a communist. If they want to power the Vatican, all they have to do is hook a generator up to John Paul’s crypt ’cause he is surely spinning in his grave.

Dear Francis. Stay out of our politics. Here’s your award.

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