Preemptive Surrender

I saw in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation this morning that members of the Republican Surrender Party are not ruling out considering Obungler’s nominee to the Supreme Court. I said a few days ago that the Surrender Party would cave and here they are doing so. Sen. Charles Grassley (Surrender Party, Iowa), head of the Senate Judiciary Committee is not ruling out holding hearings for Obumbler’s nominee. WTF is wrong with these idiots? The Dimocrats wouldn’t do this, but here we have Republicans already beginning to roll over and surrender. And they are wondering why Trump is popular and is wiping the floor with Jeb! and Rubio? Cruz is beating the Quisling wing of the Surrender Party as well. Misha sez it much better than I can.

Kindly spare us the usual “that’s not really a commitment and, hey, he’s just saying that he might be prepared to discuss the thing” nonsense.

That might, might have been convincing if we hadn’t been screwed over royally by an unbroken string of “Republican” majority defeats over the past several years that would make even the French army embarrassed.

What we see is the first signal that the GOPe is letting the Prozi Party know, ahead of time before negotiations have even started as they always have done, that they’re quite prepared to accept whatever terms Herr Obama might dictate.

And then we’ll get the usual failure theatre where the GOPe, after having consulted closely with their friend and ally Harry Reid, make sure that we end up with a floor vote where their Prozi friends will only need a few Quislings to confirm Herr Obama’s nominee by simple majority…

Don’t try to convince us that isn’t exactly what’s going to happen. It’s what has always, ALWAYS happened before.

It’s how the GOPe handed their Jew-hating friends in Tehran the atom bomb, after all. Remember that? You should. It wasn’t all that long ago. Remember how the Waffen-GOPe quickly changed the rules from being “two-thirds in favor in order to pass the ‘treaty’ handing Tehran their very own nukes” to “two thirds against to stop it?”

“Pretend to be against it, then make sure that it goes through while claiming that we fought hard, HARD to stop it, but we just didn’t have the votes…”

We’d wish for every single member of the GOPe to burn in Hell, but frankly, Hell is far too kind of a fate for them.

We’ll have to come up with something worse.

One more liberal on the Supreme Court and we can kiss the Republic goodbye. We will be well on our way to a banana republic which will end up as a socialist dictatorship.

Goodbye America. Hello Venezuela. But we did elect the first black president to prove we weren’t racists.

It Runs In The Family

Last week my sister was skiing at Snowmass when she did a face plant and suffered a minor concussion. At least she was skiing. The ski patrol had to bring her down the mountain and they sent her to Aspen Valley Hospital where they did a CAT scan. Fortunately there was no bleeding. This was on the second to last day so she did get almost four days skiing in. I asked her what pain medication they gave her and they didn’t give her any! She should have asked for some Vicodin.

Sorry my postings have been kinda blah lately. My muse has been rather mute lately.

Good News Bad News

The good news is young women are not voting for Thunder Rodent Thigh’s vagina. Many of them have come to the conclusion that she is a fake feminist as they find out that BJ is a serial philanderer and unlike a real feminist, she stayed with him. A real feminist wouldn’t have put up with that and left him but she stayed and not only enabled him, she destroyed his victims. All of Cankles “accomplishments” were due to her marriage. Had her name not been Clinton she would have never been a senator and she would have never been secretary of state. She would also not be running for president. She has accomplished nothing on her own and had to depend on a man to get to where she is today. She’s a fraud.

Now the bad news. All of these young women are voting for a rat bastard commie in the person of Bernie Sanders. Geez. This is a failure of our educational system which has become a socialist indoctrination system. When it comes to Sander’s policies, they have already been tried all over the world. The latest example is Venezuela. That’s what Bernie wants to bring to America.

RIP Antonin Scalia

It’s a sad day for this country. We lost a giant of a man and a great conservative justice. This makes this year’s election even more important. Hopefully the Republicans in the Senate will show some spines and refuse to allow Obungler to appoint anyone to take Scalia’s place. One more liberal on the Supreme Court and the Republic is doomed. Obumbler will prolly nominate a black to rile up the black base to get them to the polls to vote for the Dimocrat nominee. We are so boned!

Saturday Uninformed Voter Joke

From Michael C.

An uninformed voter is in jail, the guard looks into his cell and sees him hanging by his feet.

“Just WHAT are you doing?” he asks.

“Hanging myself,” the uninformed voter replies.

“The rope should be around your neck,” says the guard.

“I tried that,” he replies, “but then I couldn’t breathe.”

AOTW 2-12-2016

The return of Asshole of the Week and it’s back to the NFL and the Super Bowl. I’m giving it to Cam Newton, the epitome of a sore loser, not to mention being a classless winner as well. Poor Cammie wasn’t able to do any dabbin’ on Sunday or pull his Superman act. The only thing I will give him credit for is giving the football to a kid after scoring a touchdown this season. I remember a quote from Bear Bryant about scoring a touchdown. “Act like you’ve been there before.” Remember Jerry Rice, the best wide receiver to ever play the game? When he scored he would hand the ball to the referee or drop the ball in the end zone. No touchdown dance. No celebration.

I remember a few years back when Carolina wasn’t doing well. When Newton came off the field after making a bad play he would sit on the bench by himself with a towel over his head and pout. That’s how he acted at his post game press conference only this time he wore a hoodie and then got up and left. He later said that a good loser was a loser. No, a sore loser is a loser. There is a way to lose with class. It’s called sportsmanship. I can guarantee Peyton Manning would not have acted like poor widdle Cammie if the Broncos has lost. I was rooting for the Broncos because I wanted Peyton to get another ring and I wanted Cammie to lose. Bur fear not Cammie. You may have lost the Super Bowl but you did win the AOTW Award.

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The NFL Honors The Black Panthers

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When I saw this cartoon in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation yesterday I didn’t get it. It was only after reading about the halftime show that it made sense. I didn’t bother to watch the halftime show because all of the performers suck. Every year the halftime show gets worse. I wouldn’t waste my time watching Beyonce wiggle her fat ass on stage. I look back and see all the contributions blacks have made to American music from spirituals, to gospel, to blues, to rock (look what Chuck Berry did for rock ‘n’ roll) and to Motown and see how all of that great music has now been replaced by no talent hip hop “music”. Anyway, it turns out that Beyonce decided to pay tribute to the founding of the Black Panthers, a bunch of black thugs, that was founded fifty years ago.

Singer Beyoncé Knowles brought black liberation politics to the Super Bowl halftime show Sunday in a performance that appeared to pay tribute to the Black Panthers.

Backed by a cadre of backup dancers sporting Black Panther berets, Beyoncé performed her new single “Formation” in homage to the Black Lives Matter movement.

At one point during the performance, the dancers formed an X seemingly in tribute to black Muslim activist Malcolm X and raised their fists in the “black power” salute.

Thank you NFL for bringing politics to the Super Bowl and honoring a bunch of thugs.