From Ron.

Sumpin’ I missed ’cause my internet was down.

Thus spake the Cankles she-devil as caucuses drew near:
“Get off your fucking lazy butts and bring those voters here!
I want their goddam votes so drag their cornfed asses out.
I need this fucking Iowa to be a fucking rout.

“That fucking Sanders has New Hampshire tied up in a knot,
and I can stand one fucking loss, but absolutely not
an entire list of goddam wins for that old whitehaired fart.
So kill his fucking momentum before it gets a start.

“I need you guys to cut the shit and find some legal crap
to stop that fucking indictment about that e-mail flap.
So talk to Lynch and Comey and remind them about Vince,
who tried to doublecross me and nobody’s seen him since.

“And tell that moron Biden to forget about his run.
I’ll stomp him like a pissant if he tries to spoil my fun.
And as for Faucahontas, she can shove it up her ass,
if she thinks beating me would ever EVER come to pass.

“Then dig up all the shit you can on that twerp Rubio.
And spread some lies for Trump and Cruz to slug it toe to toe.
The rest are fucking losers, so don’t worry about them.
They’ll all drop out like boogers or a wad of dried up phlegm.

“Come January next year I expect to be ‘The Man,’
and nothing can protect you if you fuck up my game plan.
So get your asses all in gear and do your fucking jobs,
or I’ll smash your nuts and cut off all your puny little knobs.”

Iowa was’t a rout for Thunder Rodent Thighs where Sanders tied her. He routed Cankles in New Hampshire but she received more delegates. The fix is in since the DNC, run by Ditsy Debbie Whatshername Slutz, wants her to be the candidate. After all, isn’t it time we elected a vagina?

David H. sent me this.

Click on image to enlarge.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! There’s a real example of socialism for you Bernie. Plus, it’s an example of the Clinton Crime Syndicate in action.

Still catching up on stuff. Got a lot of email to go through. Got a lot of financial stuff to catch up on as well.

I see Thunder Rodent Thighs got her ass kicked royally yesterday in New Hampshire. Wouldn’t it be funny if she lost the nomination to an old white dude after losing to a half black dude in 2008? BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA! Don’t these Dimocrat voters realize that she is the smartest woman in the world and she is entitled to the nomination? She’s gonna have to rely on the black vote in the South.

Just got my internet back. Now I have to set up my new wireless network and get caught up on everything. I can’t believe how dependent I have become on the internet.

Wireless network all set up. Lap top was easy as was my wireless thermostat. Only took three tries to get my printer set up.

Now, I just got to get caught up on all the news. Should be back to rocking tomorrow or Thursday at the latest.

I’m OK. I just lost internet access. I should get it back by Tuesday.

Another rant from Ron.

Donno ‘bout ‘chall, but this ol’ country boy is tired of the traveling medicine show. It’s been goin on now for over a year, and it’s gonna go on for aNOTHer year. Man, it’s like waitin for a suppurating pustule in your intergluteal crease to heal. Only difference is that the end result in this case might be an open wound that NEVER heals and eventually puts the entire organism in a septic shock from which it can’t recover.

For several years I thought it prob’ly couldn’t get any worse than Soetoro with his dismantling of Constitutional framework and substitution by suspicious EOs and knee-jerk, race-baiting overgeneralizations about anything his puppetmaster Soros and court jester Jarrett tell him is anti-black, anti-muslim, or anti-obamacare when he gets back from the golf course or his latest fundraiser.

Man, I’m tired of the bomb-throwing, torch-carrying candidates who would burn down the barn to get rid of the rats, no matter how badly infested it might be.

I’m tired of the mealy-mouthed, promise-dropping blowhards who offer endless lists of lip service but whose records indicate no capacity for providing.

I’m tired of aging-hippy, unicorn-riding Marxist pied pipers who offer free EVERYthing to EVERYbody but have no plan for paying for it all.

And I’m especially tired of potty-mouthed, power-hungry, pants-suit-wearing hypocrites whose tongues are permanently inoculated against uttering any word resembling truth.

Long time ago I voted for George Wallace as a flat rejection of the candidates offered by the GOP and DNC (Nixon and Humphrey). Though I knew instinctively that he would be a disaster in the Oval Office and had no chance of winning the election anyway (although he did get a surprisingly large percentage of votes nationally), he made two statements which resonated with me and still ring true today:

“There ain’t a dime’s worth of difference between today’s Republicans and Democrats.” He was referring to the fact that they both waste and overspend massive amounts of revenue, just on different things.

“If a thug hits you over the head with a lead pipe in a dark alley, he’ll be out of jail before you’re out of the hospital.” Here he was referring to the general confusion and liberal-minded application of laws in America.

I don’t see any improvement in today’s world concerning either of those statements. It’s a mess and it gets worse with each election since 1984. Hell, look what we have today:

Scratch the surface of a Sanders, and you find a Lenin.

Scratch the surface of a Cruz, and you find a Machiavelli.

Scratch the surface of a Trump, and you find a P.T. Barnum.

Scratch the surface of a Cankles, and you find a Bonnie Parker.

Scratch the surface of a Bush, and you find an Alfred E. Neuman.

Scratch the surface of a Huckabee, and you find a good guy with an unelectable name.

Scratch the surface of a Rubio, and you find a wind-up doll that rolls around the place bumping into furniture.

Wholly Shi’ite! We’re probably gonna wind up with having to choose between the Minister of Mayhem and the Bitch of Benghazi. Having Trump in the Oval Office would be like having the WWE Smackdown announcers running The Yale Club. Putting Cankles behind the Resolute Desk would be like replacing Guildenstern with Rosencrantz.

Now . . . I’m not exactly a single-issue zealot, and I realize that nobody’s perfect. But I can’t see a single candidate in the race today who hasn’t done some flip-flopping or some side-stepping or some slip-sliding along the way. Not one. Even the obligatory Benson look-alike. There is none, NONE, that I could vote for without holding my nose for one reason or another.

Got up today and while walking around in the cool, clear, pre-dawn air with Monsterdawg thought to myself, “Hey, FINALLY, after today we won’t have to hear about Iowa any more.”

But instantly I realized that that’s just silly, ‘cause the media are gonna grind the numbers out for at least a week once they’re in, and “experts” will argue endlessly over what REALLY happened, and why. Then it all starts again and they take it on the road to NH, where we’ll be bombarded with punditry and bloviatry and assininity for another couple of weeks until it gets underway to invade the South.

One thing has become clear to me in all this, tho – I finally understand why guys want to climb mountains and just sit there watching the world go by in silence.

25% of Feds Would Consider Leaving Their Jobs If Trump Becomes President And the downside is?

Donald Trump leads the Republican field among federal employees, but many still say they would never work for him.

One in four federal workers would consider leaving their jobs if Trump were elected president, according to a new survey conducted by the Government Business Council, Government Executive Media Group’s research arm. About 14 percent of respondents said they would definitely consider leaving federal service under President Trump, while an additional 11 percent said they might. The findings indicate those leaving government would come from agencies’ top ranks, as a majority of respondents were in General Schedule positions GS-13 and higher.

Be still my beating heart. But, as most of us know, this is total bullshit. The only reason most of these drones would leave would be for Trump to boot them out. This is just another worthless promise like we hear from the likes of Rosie O’Piggo and Babs Streisand who promise to leave the country if a Republican wins the presidency. When said Republican wins do these booger eatin’ moh-rons leave? Nope! They always break their promise. SJWs always lie.

Nearly as many Democrats said they would consider leaving in a Trump administration as would definitely stay, the survey found. Among Democrats, 42 percent said they would consider leaving, while 48 percent would not. Just 8 percent of Republican feds would consider refusing to work in a Trump presidency.

Overall, 8 percent of respondents said they “don’t know” if they would consider leaving their jobs if Trump prevails in November.

Most of them are lying.

While a Trump victory may cause a mass exodus of Democrats working in federal government, they are quite happy with their current boss. A majority (56 percent) said they would support him over their current field if he were eligible to serve a third term. Just 37 percent said that given the chance, they would not vote for Obama again.

Of course they would.

While one-quarter of the federal workforce might quit their jobs or retire if Trump were to lead the executive branch, a majority — about six in 10 — would be “embarrassed” to have him as their boss. About half of respondents said the same of Hillary Clinton, compared to 45 percent for Sen. Ted Cruz, R-Texas, and 37 percent for Sen. Bernie Sanders, I-Vt. Just one in five said the same of Sen. Marco Rubio, R-Fla.

Respondents in equal measure – 27 percent – said they would be “proud” of serving under a President Sanders or Clinton, edging out the top Republicans.

I would love to see President Trump clean house.

Fred G. sent me this one.

Click on image to enlarge.