Another one from Michael C.
Two uninformed voters find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”
The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
Another one from Michael C.
Two uninformed voters find three grenades, and they decide to take them to a police station.
One asked: “What if one explodes before we get there?”
The other says: “We’ll lie and say we only found two.”
What do you do if a blonde throws a pin at you?
Throw it back and run ’cause she’s still holdin’ a grenade!
I think Denny used that one years ago.
I’ve seen the Irish version of the grenade story on numerous web-sites.