From Ron.

If George Washington came back and saw what’s happening these days in the city named after him, he’d demand a paternity test.

Why can’t I come up with a quote like that?

This one is from Jane Austen.

While driving down a country road, a Nobel scientist saw a farmer standing in the middle of a huge field. He pulled over, walked out to the farmer and said, “What are you doing?”

The farmer replied, “Trying to win the Nobel Prize.”

“How?” the scientist asked.

“Well, I heard they are giving the Nobel Prize to (more…)