Another beautiful guitarist.

From Ron in Ohio.

The new employee – An uninformed voter – Stood before the paper shredder looking very confused. A secretary, walking by, stopped and ask, “Can I help you with anything?”

The uninformed voter replied, “How does this thing work?”

The secretary said, “it’s simple.” taking the fat pile of documents from her hand and feeding them into the shredder.

“Gee thanks!” said the uninformed voter, “Now where do my copies come out?”

This one is from Ray. (more…)

Didja hear what John Kasich has to say on amnesty?

1) “God Bless” Illegal Immigrants

Illegal immigrants are a “critical part of our society,” John Kasich told the Hispanic Chamber of Commerce last October. “For those that are here that have been law abiding, God bless them,” Kasich said—arguing that illegals “should have a path to legalization.”

2) “I couldn’t imagine” enforcing our current immigration laws: “That is not… the kind of values that we believe in.”

On the GOP debate stage in February, Kasich told millions of American voters that enforcing the nation’s immigration laws is not “the kind of values that we believe in.”

“I couldn’t even imagine how we would even begin to think about taking a mom or a dad out of a house when they have not committed a crime since they’ve been here, leaving their children in the house,” Kasich said. “That is not, in my opinion, the kind of values that we believe in.”

3) Kasich likened deporting the illegal population to Japanese internment camps

“To think that that we’re just going to put people on buses and ship them to the border—look at our World War II experience where we quarantined Japanese—I mean it’s a dark stain on America’s history,” Kasich said in November.

No, it would be like Operation Wetback where Eisenhower shipped a bunch of illegals back to Mexico. Just like today, those illegals were taking jobs away from American workers. You’re an asshole John and bought and paid for by the donor class who wants cheap labor instead of jobs for American workers. Fuck you!

But the bigger asshole is this guy.

Political parties, not voters, choose their presidential nominees, a Republican convention rules member told CNBC, a day after GOP front-runner Donald Trump rolled up more big primary victories.

“The media has created the perception that the voters choose the nomination. That’s the conflict here,” Curly Haugland, an unbound GOP delegate from North Dakota, told CNBC’s “Squawk Box” on Wednesday. He even questioned why primaries and caucuses are held.

So let’s choose another candidate like Johnny Maverick McRINO whose platform was “reaching across the aisle” and working with Dimocrats while stabbing Republican voters in the back. Or howza ’bout Mittens Romneycare who was the only Republican who couldn’t run against Obummercare since it was based on Romneycare? Neither of these candidates were willing to fight Obongo for fear of being tabbed a racist. Mittens actually did fight in the first debate but then surrendered in the next two and lost the election.

So, Curly Haugland, you win the AOTW Award this week.

In case you’ve missed it, here’s a new campaign ad for Donald Trump.

Ouch! That’s gonna leave a mark. Putin has been laughing at Thunder Rodent Thighs ever since she gave the Russians that stupid reset button that didn’t even have the right Russian word for reset. IIRC, she had put the Russian word for recharge on it. Couldn’t she have found anyone at the State Department who knew how to speak Russian? She could have called up former SecState Condi Rice who was fluent in Russian. After this inauspicious start, the incompetence continued.

Putin really hopes Cankles wins the election ’cause she would be his bitch just like Obungler is his little bitch. Remember, the PIAP is a Dimocrat and the Dimocrats think the wrong side won the Cold War. That’s why the reset button. She wanted to return to the Cold War days where the Dimocrat Party could return to appeasing Russia. It took a Republican, Ronald Reagan, to win the Cold War and the Dimocrats, led by the Floater did everything they could do to stop him. Remember the Floater deriding missile defense as “Star Wars”? They called him a “cowboy” and a “loose cannon” who would “start WWIII”. Hmmmm. They’re saying the same thing about Trump.

Every now and then I get a really humorous comment that drops into my moderation queue. I could approve it but not everyone reads the comments so I like to share it with all of my readers. This one came from a booger eatin’ moh-ron named James Moore who goes by the screen name of Questionman. Good name since there are a lot of questions about this dude. Mainly about his writing skills, mental health, and intelligence. Let’s go.

Hahaha, color me shocked! the racist cunts support a foreign leader over their own because he’s white!

This doesn’t make a bit of sense. Obungler is the foreign leader. He was born in Kenya and spent his first years in Indonesia attending Mooslime schools. He didn’t even hit the continental US until his late teens. He’s more of a foreigner than anyone running on the Republican side.

Racists, bigoted, cuts on the right do what they do best. Blame the division THEY caused on the black man in office!

Sorry dude, it’s Obumbler who has caused the divisiveness from the Skip Gates case to the St. Trayvon of Skittles case to the St. Michael of Swisher Sweets case to the St. Eric of Loosies case to the St. Freddy of Heroin case. He jumped in front of a microphone before the facts were in and in every case blamed the white person involved. He is the most divisive president in my lifetime and I’m 69 years old and have seen a lot of presidents. Obooger is the worst by far.

It’s all because obama is (your words, not mine,) a Ni–er! and you hate having that Ni–er in the White House,

Find one place on my blog where I have called Obeauzeau a nigger. You won’t find it. Maybe some of my commenters have but I haven’t. And I don’t hate having a black person in the White House. At one time I would have supported Colin Powell or Condi Rice, people you folks on the left referred to as Uncle Toms, just like you do to any black person who is a conservative. Who are the real racists and bigots?

which is why, no matter what, you support that black-hating, racist, bigoted, riot creating, Klansman loving scumbag Trump because you are a black-hating, racist, bigoted, riot creating, Klansman loving scumbag like him, too.

Trump is a Klansman loving scumbag? Proof? Nope. I support the KKK? Proof? Nope. Find one place on my blog where I have supported the KKK. By the way, the KKK was the militant arm of the Dimocrat Party and I vote Republican. Bull Conner was a Dimocrat. George Wallace and Orville Faubus were Dimocrats. Senator Robert Byrd, another Dimocrat, was a Kleagle in the KKK. More Dimocrats voted against the Civil Rights Act than Republicans. The father of Pope Albert I of the Church of AGW, another Dimocrat, voted against the Civil Rights Act. The Dimocrats have pulled a major league scam on you. The Dimocrat Party is the real racist party. Blacks have been voting for Dimocrats for 50 years. What do they have to show for it? The Dimocrats have kept them poor, uneducated, and dependent upon the gummint. Look at the cities run by Dimocrats where blacks are killing each other. 126 people have been killed in Chicago so far this year, almost all of them black. It’s the same in other Dimocrat run cities. Black Lives Matter. Yeah. Tell me another one.

Trump is worse than David Duke for one reason: He incites riot and then pretends he is not responsible for his own words and actions! That makes things even worse!

Exactly how did Trump incite the riots in Chicago? It was Move on and Black Lives Matter who caused the riots, not Trump. That’s like saying women with short skirts incite rape.

Spiritually empty people are the most bigoted!

Then you must be a spiritually empty person and not a very bright one as well. You are just parroting bullshit that you have heard others on the left say. You are the perfect embodiment of a booger eatin’ moh-ron.

Trump is 100% irresponsible: Trump is a man who considers his ego – not God – to be infallible.

Wow! That sounds exactly like Oblunder.

Right?! He refuses responsibility for all his actions.

Yep! That fits Obongo to a T. ISIS was not his fault. Libya was not his fault. Fast and Furious was not his fault. He didn’t draw a red line in Syria. I could go on and on. He takes no responsibility for anything.

To this day, Trump insists that he has seen Muslims protesting on TV after 911 although there’s objective evidence that no such footage was ever televised.

Sorry dude. Once again you are wrong. Mooslimes were celebrating after 9/11 and it was televised. It didn’t get much coverage, but it was there. I saw it. I was disgusted.

Infallible Trump asserts that he has no need to repent of anything to God, therefore he does not repent to God. That’s not Christian. That is devilish pride.

Who cares. You know what? He’s getting the Evangelical vote.

Clear and present danger. Trump is a man who considers himself infallible despite clear facts to the contrary. He is not a man who takes responsibility for his actions or his words.

You’re repeating yourself. And once again, you are describing our current president. Have you ever heard of the term projection?

This is a pathological con-man whose ego trumps reality in-his-mind-only. A con-man savior is poison for America!

That’s for sure. We’ve seen that over the past seven years. Hopefully Trump will clean up Oboner’s messes. After all Trump loves America unlike the traitor in the White House.

Rather than taking some measure of blame for culturing a physically nasty environment at his rallies, he seeks to blame Obama, Hillary or Bernie or
anyone else on Earth. That is dangerous to America and we citizens. His temperament is unsound.

Who are sending the thug protesters to his rallies? Not Trump. As another blogger said, this is like blaming the Twin Towers for being in the way of the airplanes on 9/11.

He’s 100% correct, as usual, so it figures that this video would have tons of completely irrelevant, ridiculous comments from the racist, bigoted, black-hating braindead crowd.?

Not sure what video you are referring to but if it’s the Chicago protest the racist shouting and the violence were coming from the protestors and not the Trump people.

America is a dysfunctional family. Hatred, bigotry and mistrust is in our national DNA. That’ll never change because we don’t want it to change.

America sucks. Yada yada yadda blah blah blah. America is evil. That’s the left. Whereas Trump is saying that America is good and he wants to make it great again.

The “Obama made race relations worse” nonsense is a canard. People are using that as an excuse for their own ingrained hatreds that they’ve been nursing long before Obama ever became a politician. They just can’t expect that a black man was voted President.

I can attest that race relations are the worst I have seen since the 60’s. And this started with Obumbler. I have no problem with a black person as president. As I stated earlier, I would have voted for Colin Powell or Condi Rice. I do have a problem with a black man who hates America, is a racist who hates white people, and wants to turn this country into a Third World nation, so take your racist bullshit and cram it up your ass. You are a one trick pony. Racist! Racist! Racist!

Millions of guns has been purchased by white racists since Obama was elected.

Wow! Everyone who buys a gun is a white racist. Who’s the bigot here? Get some help dude. I will say that your hero is the best gun salesman in history.

Over 90% of talk radio are anti-Obama, which of course are owned by Republicans.

Actually, most of the media is owned by Dimocrats. Conservative talk radio makes money. Liberal talk radio doesn’t. See Air America.

The chicken has come home to roost.

WTF? Who do you think you are, Jeremeiah Wright?

The only sense that is true is how they reacted to his Presidency. They convinced the morons that vote for them that Obama is a Marxist,

He is.

Muslim,

Yep. Right again.

usurper who wants to destroy America.

Three for three.

They dubbed the ACA Obamacare (bad move idiots) and claimed that it would destroy the economy.

It has killed jobs. It has turned full time jobs into part time jobs. Health care premiums have gone up rather than down. Deductibles have gone up. State co-ops have failed and gone bankrupt. Obummercare has been a disaster.

They promised that they would repeal it if they got control of Congress, knowing that there was no chance of that happening while Obama is President. And now they are surprised that their rubes don’t like them?

Yep! You pegged the GOPe. That’s why there is Trump. We are pissed off at the Republican establishment.

Calling the POTUS a POS and a fraud seems to the usual calling call for you right-wing racists and bigots like you.

Didja notice that this idiot’s only argument is that we are a bunch of racists? When Obummer was running for office back in 2008 I wrote way back then that any criticism of him would be deemed racist. This dipstick’s comment illustrates that. Just remember, a racist is anyone who is winning an argument with a liberal. This poor dickhead needs mental help. He is clearly a deranged individual. The fact that he is not very bright doesn’t help.

Update: He tried to post another comment but it was the same old drivel with so called “proofs” to rebut my post. His “proofs” were repeats of his original statements and “you are a racist’. He did say that Obungler released his birth certificate and gave several quotes from politicians who believed it was real. As anyone who knows anything about pdf files, and James Moore is too stupid to know anything about them or even what they are, the released birth certificate was an obvious fake. Also, the hospital on the BC didn’t even exist when Obambam was born. The politicians he listed who made statements in support of the BC were Dimocrats, RINOs, or cuckservatives. The only man brave enough to even bring up the BC was Trump and he forced Obambi to release the fake. On the short bio info on one of Barry’s books, it stated that he was the first senator who was born in Kenya. Did he enroll at Occidental college as a foreign student named Barry Soetero so he could get financial assistance? We’ll never know since he has refused to release any of his college records. What is he hiding? As I have written many times, we knew more about Sarah Palin a week after McRINO selected her as his running mate than we will ever know about Barry Soetero.

He also proved another one of my points by calling all Republican black people Uncle Toms.

Questionman – You have proven you are an idiot. Quit reaffirming the fact.

Everyone is calling Cankles’ latest “gaffe” a lie. She said, “We didn’t lose a single person in Libya.” Ya gotta remember Clinton speak and how it can be parsed. We didn’t lose “a single person”. We lost four people. So, the PIAP actually told the truth for a change.

Just remember that the media today is nothing more than the propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party. Also remember that if it weren’t for double standards the
Dimocrat Party would have no standards at all.

I wonder if Sharpton has paid any of his back taxes yet? My guess would be he hasn’t and doesn’t intend to. As long as Obungler is president he doesn’t have to worry about that. Maybe that’s why he has threatened to leave the country if Trump is elected. He’s afraid he’ll be prosecuted for tax evasion. He really is a poor excuse for a human being. Wouldn’t it be nice to see Al and Thunder Rodent Thighs sharing the same prison?

Didn’t feel like doing anything today so here’s sumpin’ from Ron from a few weeks back.

Windy as hell today, and just a li’l chilly, so I decided to stay inna house and put some stain on a few spots on the cabinets along the floor where Reggie’s all upset about the way they look. The marks from the flood are quite visible in many areas, and when I ripped up the kitchen floors to retile it, I took out all the quarter-round. When the tile guy did the grout on the new flooring, he wasn’t particularly careful under the cabinets, so in a few spots there are gaps between the vertical and the tiles and in other spots there are smears. And I never replaced the quarter round.

First I tried to take off the smears. No joy. So then I decided to put a dark stain on ’em. Worked great on the wood, but didn’t take on the grout. No idea why. I mean, that stuff is just calcium carbonate, I reckon, kinda like mortar . . . I thought. But apparently the stuff they used has a nylon component in it which resists cracking AND staining, so all I accomplished was to darken the wood and make a greater contrast with the grout smears.

Anyway, while waiting for it to dry so I could try a second coat, I touched up the top lips on all the drawers. They’re really cheap cabinets, and the top lips on the drawers and doors were never properly finished. They’re kinda porous and collect a lotta dust. Need to be completely sanded and finished correctly. But, I decided to just clean ’em off and try a layer of stain with sealant, figurin that would at least make ’em easier to wipe down.

Made the drawer and door top lips look MUCH better, but right after I got all the masking tape and drop papers and tools and stuff put away, I realized I had one helluva headache from the fumes. Geeez . . . that stuff never seemed to bother me that much before.

Anyhow, I had the news on in the kitchen while I was workin, and heard stuff today that would curdle milk destroy all faith in humanity. In fact, some of it was probably significant contributors to my headache.

First I heard Shrillary say that it’s unfair that she is being held to higher standards of behavior and ethics than all the other candidates. She says that’s not fair, and all the Republicans should be investigated to the degree she has been. Friggin shrew.

Then somebody replayed that clip of her barkin like a dog. Goddam banshee.

Next was that business about Sanders tying her in Iowa and layin an ass-whuppin on her in Newampshirr but somehow her windin up with more than 500 delegates to his 70. Freakin slattern.

And then that crap about her having accomplished SO much as SecState and having SO much “experience” in government. Lousy tramp.

Finally the stuff about not being able to say if she ever lied or not. Oh, and that she is absolutely NOT worried about the e-mail “scandal” because it’s just a big right-wing conspiracy witch hunt that’s not going anywhere. Two faced-floozy.

I mean, she actually lied about having lied and smiled while she did it. JHFC.

And people are gonna buy that stuff. I heard a report about young, single women today . . . that the majority of them will go for Cankles because anything she “might” have done in the past is ancient history and she’s the only one they can depend on to protect their salaries and their hard-earned rights. Yeah, hard-earned rights. Like any woman under 30 today has been a BIG contributor to civil and women’s rights.

Problem is, of course, that the black and the Latino communities are predominantly Democrat and will vote for her even if she’s in fargin jail. Leftistas all over the country will buy into her hot-air agenda created entirely by power-hungry hypocrites especially for the Kool-Aid drinkers who ride imaginary unicorns to the Welfare Office and buy their munchies for their “medical” marijuana with Food Stamps.

Yeah, no goddam wonder I got a goddam headache. And Reggie just went out to buy some goddam fish to cook for dinner tonite, so now the house is gonna smell like goddam polyurethane-coated fried tilapia.

Farkle!

In an anti-Trump story in the Atlanta Urinal and Constipation this morning I came across this howler.

President Barack Obama, speaking at a Dimocratic fundraiser in Dallas said those who aspire to lead the country “should be trying to bring us together and not turning us against one another.”

This from the most divisive president in the history of this country. Racial relations have not been this bad since the 60’s. The hypocrisy of this booger eatin’ moh-ron is incredible. This makes me think, why have I never called him Obooger?

He said leaders should also “speak out against violence.”

This from someone who has never spoken out against violence. Did he condemn the violence of the protesters in Chicago who caused the cancellation of the Trump rally? Of course not. They are his people so that violence is OK.

At 10:00 AM today I am getting a colonoscopy That meant sitting on a toilet for five hours Sunday night. Since I can’t tell when I have to take a crap that’s what I have to do. Drink the stuff to clean out my system and wait for it to do its work. Sit on the john and read. Repeat. What fun! Plus, I had to fast all day Sunday. That didn’t bother me too much. The colonoscopy doesn’t either. I have no feeling down there so I don’t bother to take the sedative and I stay awake and watch the procedure. So as they poke the probe up my butt I can watch the TV screen and I get to see what an Obooger, Bernie, and Cankles supporter gets to see on a daily basis.

Update: The colonoscopy went OK. Fascinating to watch. He found one polyp and I got to watch him snip it off. It looked huge but was the size of a pimple. Now they get to check whether it’s malignant. Everyone was surprised that I wasn’t going the sedative route. I kept telling them that I was a crip so I had no sensation and I wanted to watch the procedure.