Yea the lady’s gam pale in appearance to your absolutely perfect lower appendages. I close my eyes and picture myself entwined in your legs. Despite a few minor lovers’ spats I will forever hold the memories of our carnal couplings on the highest pedestal. 🙂
Thanks for the lovely lady A/D. It would have been a home run event if she was blonde but a quick look at the lady assures me she’s a winner.
A side note and unrelated to the upcoming professional analysis of this wonderful woman. I heard on the Liberal, Democrat, down with Trump Good Morning America (ABC) that Donald Trump was personally responsible for last night’s debacle in Chicago where hundreds of nasty niggers were bussed in and started a violent melee. I’m even gonna predict this hoard of rabid apes was encouraged by the RNC to take trump out. The assholes at ABC are saying Trump’s encouraging violence among his working-class, white, Christian Conservatives by screaming from the podium “Throw the protestors out and get ’em out of here”. Do not be fooled. I voted for the Trumpmeister in an early voting session and I encourage everyone to look through the bullshit being thrown by the M.S.M. & the welfare ghetto ape violence.
OK, On to the anatomy analysis.
1) FACE: nice sharp features and she could be a mix of Anglo, Spanish with a tincture of Negro semen thrown in before baking. That could account for her less than perfect calves, but I’ll get to them later. I think her hair is attractive enough and frames her seductive facial features just right. Eyes, nose and mouth about average and they are not enhanced by a ton of pancake makeup. Rating: “A+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Yup too big and most likely Dr. Finkelstein has been hard at work. It’s a shame women can see these monster sacs as attractive. I guess the porn industry has had a hand (along with Dr. Finkelstein’s mitts) in the creation of these mega-melons. Her aureoles are way out of round and I suggest the next time she attends an anal bleaching session she has the attendant smear a little of the whitening agent on each aureole. That brings out their perfect rosy appearance. Rating: “C+”.
3) TORSO: The standard textbook flat tummy, nice innie and flared pelvic region. Enhanced by here natural mocha hue it sure is inviting. There’s nothing like spending an hour or so using your lingual appendage to roam the plateau between the boobs and pubes. Rating: “A+”.
4) LEGS: Ok, as you all know my favorite part of the female body. Her thighs get the thumbs (not to speak of Mr. Johnson) UP. They’re long, smooth and toned. However, when we further our exploration we see that her calves are seriously lacking. Lacking the proper shape. She’s standing on her toes to accentuate the natural curved calf. But an experienced fellow like me knows if she stands flat-footed the little curve she has will disappear and the unsightly “sack of Portland cement” shape will return. The calf lack of definition is the result of centuries of some of her ancestors running through the jungle to either escape predators or chasing small game for sustenance. Yup, pick any woman of color and you’ll see the spindly calf feature. Dr. Finkelstein is, however, working on a fix. Silicon injections can fill out the calf nicely. Unfortunately, that silicon eventually (thanks to gravity) sinks over a period down to the ankles and results in the dreaded Hillary bulge. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “A”. Bad boobs and flat caves cost madam.
Damn, it nice and warm today but it looks like rain is in store for later. I had some “Peeping Tom” activity scheduled today but I might have to put it off for a few days. Standing and looking through a bedroom window in the pouring rain causes the common cold despite the denial of the medical profession. I guess it’s off to the mall for an afternoon of spying on fat bimbos trying to get a size 14 body into a size 8 dress. The upside, besides staying dry, is that occasionally a hot MILF strolls in with a pair of short shorts to try on. We live in hope!
While you were composing your rambling rant I wonder how many were sampling her amazing resources. Sometimes action takes precedence over writing.
I kept returning to her picture & losing track of just where I was in reading your rant.
DDudley1…See what I mean, now I have double D`s on my mind.
While I agree with a particular fondness for the fair-haired Nordic ladies, remember, it takes an extraordinarily fine specimen to make a showing on Saturday Boobage. In other words, Denny loves his raven-haired babes and, when it comes down to it, well, ya, okay, me too.
One minor note about today’s green-eyed, lovely Ms. Peers’ fun bags… her 32F, some in Europe say 30G, are all natural.
Ps. within your “Liberal, Democrat, down with Trump Good Morning America (ABC)” rant, somehow you fail to mention the other agenda network that cucks seem to still find relevance in viewing, which is similarly poisoning peoples minds: https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/708518220668383232
Nope. We’re totally in the same boat about babes. I love blonde babes with blue eyes and big tits. Tho, obsessing over aureoles becomes an exercise in futility much like picking fly shit out of pepper but, to each their own expenditure of time.
We’re also riding the same Trump Train crushing Shitlibs and, exposing Cuckservatives for what they are, as bonus, we’re crushing their nasty-asses too!
Dr. Finklestein is getting pretty sloppy.
Well this should keep Toejam busy while I’m out of town. She’s got LEGS!!!!
Miss you Toejam. Don’t forget I have legs too.
~XxxOoo
DDP,
Yea the lady’s gam pale in appearance to your absolutely perfect lower appendages. I close my eyes and picture myself entwined in your legs. Despite a few minor lovers’ spats I will forever hold the memories of our carnal couplings on the highest pedestal. 🙂
Thanks for the lovely lady A/D. It would have been a home run event if she was blonde but a quick look at the lady assures me she’s a winner.
A side note and unrelated to the upcoming professional analysis of this wonderful woman. I heard on the Liberal, Democrat, down with Trump Good Morning America (ABC) that Donald Trump was personally responsible for last night’s debacle in Chicago where hundreds of nasty niggers were bussed in and started a violent melee. I’m even gonna predict this hoard of rabid apes was encouraged by the RNC to take trump out. The assholes at ABC are saying Trump’s encouraging violence among his working-class, white, Christian Conservatives by screaming from the podium “Throw the protestors out and get ’em out of here”. Do not be fooled. I voted for the Trumpmeister in an early voting session and I encourage everyone to look through the bullshit being thrown by the M.S.M. & the welfare ghetto ape violence.
OK, On to the anatomy analysis.
1) FACE: nice sharp features and she could be a mix of Anglo, Spanish with a tincture of Negro semen thrown in before baking. That could account for her less than perfect calves, but I’ll get to them later. I think her hair is attractive enough and frames her seductive facial features just right. Eyes, nose and mouth about average and they are not enhanced by a ton of pancake makeup. Rating: “A+”.
2) BOOBAGE: Yup too big and most likely Dr. Finkelstein has been hard at work. It’s a shame women can see these monster sacs as attractive. I guess the porn industry has had a hand (along with Dr. Finkelstein’s mitts) in the creation of these mega-melons. Her aureoles are way out of round and I suggest the next time she attends an anal bleaching session she has the attendant smear a little of the whitening agent on each aureole. That brings out their perfect rosy appearance. Rating: “C+”.
3) TORSO: The standard textbook flat tummy, nice innie and flared pelvic region. Enhanced by here natural mocha hue it sure is inviting. There’s nothing like spending an hour or so using your lingual appendage to roam the plateau between the boobs and pubes. Rating: “A+”.
4) LEGS: Ok, as you all know my favorite part of the female body. Her thighs get the thumbs (not to speak of Mr. Johnson) UP. They’re long, smooth and toned. However, when we further our exploration we see that her calves are seriously lacking. Lacking the proper shape. She’s standing on her toes to accentuate the natural curved calf. But an experienced fellow like me knows if she stands flat-footed the little curve she has will disappear and the unsightly “sack of Portland cement” shape will return. The calf lack of definition is the result of centuries of some of her ancestors running through the jungle to either escape predators or chasing small game for sustenance. Yup, pick any woman of color and you’ll see the spindly calf feature. Dr. Finkelstein is, however, working on a fix. Silicon injections can fill out the calf nicely. Unfortunately, that silicon eventually (thanks to gravity) sinks over a period down to the ankles and results in the dreaded Hillary bulge. Rating: “A”.
Toejam overall rating: “A”. Bad boobs and flat caves cost madam.
Damn, it nice and warm today but it looks like rain is in store for later. I had some “Peeping Tom” activity scheduled today but I might have to put it off for a few days. Standing and looking through a bedroom window in the pouring rain causes the common cold despite the denial of the medical profession. I guess it’s off to the mall for an afternoon of spying on fat bimbos trying to get a size 14 body into a size 8 dress. The upside, besides staying dry, is that occasionally a hot MILF strolls in with a pair of short shorts to try on. We live in hope!
While you were composing your rambling rant I wonder how many were sampling her amazing resources. Sometimes action takes precedence over writing.
I kept returning to her picture & losing track of just where I was in reading your rant.
DDudley1…See what I mean, now I have double D`s on my mind.
I’ve seen her on her back. The boobs are definitely real. Dr. Finklstein didn’t get anywhere near these nice breasts. They are 100% natural.
While I agree with a particular fondness for the fair-haired Nordic ladies, remember, it takes an extraordinarily fine specimen to make a showing on Saturday Boobage. In other words, Denny loves his raven-haired babes and, when it comes down to it, well, ya, okay, me too.
One minor note about today’s green-eyed, lovely Ms. Peers’ fun bags… her 32F, some in Europe say 30G, are all natural.
Ps. within your “Liberal, Democrat, down with Trump Good Morning America (ABC)” rant, somehow you fail to mention the other agenda network that cucks seem to still find relevance in viewing, which is similarly poisoning peoples minds: https://twitter.com/mitchellvii/status/708518220668383232
32F in Europe roughly corresponds to 32DD in America. Don’t know why their cup sizes are different. Must be the metric system.
They can call ’em whatever alphabet designation that floats their boat – Holly Peers, has a fine set of titties.
Although we might not be on board with babes, I presume we do agree in our dislike of the antics of desperate Liberal assholes, A/D.
Nope. We’re totally in the same boat about babes. I love blonde babes with blue eyes and big tits. Tho, obsessing over aureoles becomes an exercise in futility much like picking fly shit out of pepper but, to each their own expenditure of time.
We’re also riding the same Trump Train crushing Shitlibs and, exposing Cuckservatives for what they are, as bonus, we’re crushing their nasty-asses too!
Have a great Saturday, TJ.
A/D, You have a good day as well, my friend.
I’m off on a mission to set my cock ahead one hour to ready myself for DDP horny time!
Nice to see you and TJ getting along. Another wonder of boobage.
See what Trump and his family’s effect is having already?
😉 we’re gonna make Boobage great again.
A/D & Me….Boobage Buddies Bonding.
🙂