Here’s the first movement of a concerto for two violins transcribed for guitar.

Before we get to the feature, I thought I would share a comment from last week’s post by some skank name Vanessa who is prolly an ugly flat chested woman who can’t get a date.

Grow up d-bags. Women are not objects. If you are as conservative as you claim to be you might know a thing or two from the Bible. Women were not created for your sexual enjoyment. Our breasts or rear ends are not for you to oogle while you jack yourselves off. I don’t care if the dimwit in the picture has chosen to show them off. This is highly disrespectful and this young woman is too ignorant to know better. She is too blinded by a culture that says she only has worth because of her boobs or her pretty face. Porn addiction is an illness that requires treatment. Sadly you fools think it’s perfectly acceptable to behave in this manner because the culture accepts it. Which one of you is going to be “felling like a woman” the next time you’re shopping at Target? Thank God for the 2nd amendment

Boobs are a gift from God. I’m sure that’s in the Bible somewhere. (more…)

Of course, I could give it to Obigmouth for bragging how well the economy is doing while GDP flatlines. .5% growth in GDP in the 1st quarter. During the seven years of the Obungler administration annual GDP has not exceeded 3% growth. Great record.

But that’s too easy. I’m gonna give it to Meghann Foye some female twit who thinks she should get all the perks of maternity leave without having kids.

I was 31 years old in 2009, and I loved my career. As an editor at a popular magazine, I got to work on big stories, attend cool events, and meet famous celebs all the time.

And yet, after 10 years of working in a job where I was always on deadline, I couldn’t help but feel envious when parents on staff left the office at 6 p.m. to tend to their children, while it was assumed co-workers without kids would stay behind to pick up the slack.

Too bad. Get married and have kids.

“You know, I need a maternity leave!” I told one of my pregnant friends. She laughed, and we spent the afternoon plotting my escape from my 10-hour days, fake baby bump and all.

Of course, that didn’t happen. But the more I thought about it, the more I came to believe in the value of a “meternity” leave — which is, to me, a sabbatical-like break that allows women and, to a lesser degree, men to shift their focus to the part of their lives that doesn’t revolve around their jobs.

Geez. Another clueless lib and another asshole. Instead of your “meternity” leave here is a prestigious award.

Yes. Next question.

But the libs are lining up to try and tell us that she isn’t. The latest is Nicholas Kristoff, but since he writes for the New York Slimes (Motto: All the news that’s fit to distort) you know that his column will be 100% bullshit. I’m only gonna post a few excerpts from his laughable column.

One basic test of a politician’s honesty is whether that person tells the truth when on the campaign trail, and by that standard Clinton does well. PolitiFact, the Pulitzer Prize-winning fact-checking site, found 50 percent of the Clinton statements it examined to be either true or mostly true.

PolititFact? He’s citing PolitiFact? PoliutiFact is as liberal as they come and naturally supports Dimocrats over Republicans. They ought to rename it PolitiBS.

That compares to 49 percent for Bernie Sanders’s, 9 percent for Trump’s, 22 percent for Ted Cruz’s and 52 percent for John Kasich’s. Here we have a rare metric of integrity among candidates, and it suggests that contrary to popular impressions, Clinton is relatively honest — by politician standards.

Notice that the only Republican they give high grades to is Kasich who is the most liberal of the Republicans. PolitiFact cherry picks stuff to “fact check” to make Dimocrats look good and Republicans look bad.

Then there’s the question of Clinton raking in hundreds of thousands of dollars from speeches to Goldman Sachs and other companies. For a person planning to run for president, this was nuts. It also created potential conflicts of interest, but there’s no sign of any quid pro quo (in a broader sense, companies write checks to buy access and influence, but if that’s corrupt then so is our entire campaign finance system). Bill Clinton, Colin Powell and other prominent figures were speaking for high fees, so she probably thought she could get away with it as well.

Oh sure. The everyone does it defense. Was Colin Powell running for president? And Kristoff doesn’t bring up the Clinton Crime Foundation where there were quid pro quos when Thunder Rodent Thighs was SecState. If we had a real independent watchdog media Shrillary would not have a hope in hell of getting anywhere near the White House. Instead we have a propaganda mill that only favors one party.

Jill Abramson, who spent decades as a journalist either investigating Clinton or overseeing investigations of her, and who certainly isn’t soft on the Clintons, concluded in The Guardian: “Hillary Clinton is fundamentally honest and trustworthy.”

Which only shows just how delusional or in the tank for Cankles that Abramson is.

Then there are the State Department emails, which are the subject of an F.B.I. investigation. What was she thinking in using a private email server? Why on earth would she do such a stupid thing?

To hide correspondence from Freedom of Information requests. Just how stupid are you Kristoff?

Clinton is thin-skinned, private, controlling, wounded by attacks on her and utterly distrustful of the news media. Where Bill Clinton charms, she stews. My bet is that she and her staff wanted to prevent her emails from becoming public through Freedom of Information Act requests.

Duh! What did I just say. And why did she want to hide correspondence? Because she is dishonest! She’s a freakin’ crook who belongs in the big house and not in the White House.

As for the fundamental question of whether Clinton risked American national security with her email server, I suspect the problem has been exaggerated. As President Obama put it, “she has not jeopardized America’s national security.”

Oh yeah. We can really trust Obungler, the first president who hates the country he is running. He is almost as big a liar as the Hag is.

Let’s recount the lies. Travelgate. White water. Castle Grande. 1000 FBI files. Rose Law Firm billing records. Benghazi was a result of a video. Vast Right Wing Conspiracy. She was named after Sir Edmund Hillary. She landed under fire in Bosnia. She and BJ were broke when they left the White House. Chelsea was jogging around the WTC when the planes hit. That was just off the top of my head. She lies about everything. She is the most dishonest and corrupt politician this country has ever produced. Both she and her husband belong in prison, but she may wind up in the White House. And don’t even think that she will be indicted as a result of the FBI investigation. It will go nowhere. Obigmouth and Loretta Lynch will make sure that nothing becomes of that even if the entire FBI resigns in disgust and you can be sure that the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party will do everything in its power to cover for her. Exhibit 1: The op-ed by Jill Abramson. Exhibit 2: This column by Kristoff. Exhibit 3. More “fact checking” by PolitiFact.

There will be many more of these bullshit columns by various op-ed writers between now and the election trying to convince the voters that despite all evidence of the PIAP’s serial lying, she is honest. She is not. To quote William Safire, she is a “congenital liar”. It is in her genes. She is totally incapable of telling the truth.

I can dream can’t I?

Didja hear the latest? Flipper the gigolo and his wife have a lot of money stashed offshore. What do you want to bet that Thunder Rodent Thighs and BJ do as well? But that’s OK. They’re Dimocrats so the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party won’t make a big deal of it. Dimocrats can get away with murder and become icons of the Dimocrat Party. Just ask Mary Jo Kopechne or Vince Foster. It’s nice to have the press on your side. Remember, Flipper also berthed his yacht in Rhode Island to avoid taxes. If a Republican did that it would be evil but it’s OK for a Dimocrat.

Speaking of Flipper, he’s gonna accompany Obungler to North Viet Nam where he is a big hero. They love him there since he lied to Congress about mythological war crimes committed by Americans. Isn’t is nice that we can have traitors like Obumbler and Flipper running the country? It just shows how inclusive we are. Flipper’s only accomplishment as SecState is making Cankles look good by comparison.

Here we have the Hag campaigning against Wall Street after making multiple speeches for big Wall Street banks for over $200K a pop. What is wrong with that picture? And we have many suckers who will vote for her in spite of this. Of course, this hasn’t been covered by the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party.

And speaking of Wall Street, Goldman Sachs, which pretty much owns the Dimocrat Party, is hedging its bets. Ted Cruz’ wife Heidi works for Goldman Sachs and Goldman Sachs lent Ted money for his campaign, which he hasn’t even started paying off yet Yep! Ted is an outsider all right. The more I learn about Rafael, the less I like him.

I appear to have some writer’s block so here is another fine piece from Ron.

Beautimous day out there, but fulla sunshine, and I ain’t s’posed to be out in it twixt 0900 and 1800, so I gotta hang around and wait for it to cloud up this afternoon so I can lop the tops offa the weeds in the front. Had a splendid bowl of that chili I made a coupla weeks ago without any hot sauce. Big ol York Peppermint Pattie and a glass of cold tea, then felt like sayin somethin, so here ’tis:

Man, I will be SO-O-O glad when the Compulsive Bullshit Championships are over. I mean, it’s like we all unwittingly drank some Kool-Aid and wound up in an alternate universe back in November 2008 and can’t find the brownie crumbs to point the way out.

Good Grief! Imagine living in a world controlled by people with no grasp of individual liberty, or simple cause-and-effect, or supply and demand, or basic economics, or personal responsibility, or the unintended consequences of unrestrained entitlements for non producers —

What?? Whaddya mean “Welcome to 2016!”

HFS, when I see the communists and felons and windbags and poseurs our two-party system is offering us this cycle, it’s hard to see how either side will have the skill or resources to put lipstick on the two pigs that emerge from the wallow.

Really! I mean, Trump is not an asshole but he plays one on TV.

Sanders is not a communist but he sure’s hell sounds like one.

Clinton is not a criminal but Vince Foster and Ambassador Stevens might argue the point with you.

Kasich is not an insider but he’s the darling of the traditionalists.

Cruz is not loathsome but he pegs most people’s Sleazemeter.

Hillary is so out of touch with reality that I fully expect to see a clip of her out rotating the air in her tires. She genuinely feels qualified to be the leader of the memory of the greatest country the world has ever known, but in truth she’s just Al Capone in a pants suit.

Trump is more like Frank Costello, who wanted to be seen as a good guy with unlimited cash. And Cruz is a Lucky Luciano type, smart, sneaky, and unafraid to go to the knife when necessary. Kasich is more like Carlo Ricci, a wannabe who thinks he can swim with the big boys but winds up on the bottom with the trash fish.

I’m REALLY nauseated by the Clinton addicts. The Cult of Trump isn’t quite so bad ‘cause that’ll sooner or later go away like a summer cold, but Clintoholics are not salvageable. Sometimes I feel as if I’m living in Tormentopolis where people I don’t even know are paid to pester me with constant reminders of just how near the edge of the cliff we are as a nation . . . Trump, Clinton, Sanders, Paul, Romney . . . and I have no doubt that both Reid and Pelosi will be re-elected – AGAIN!

As I read somewhere recently (Thomas Sowell, I think), the problem today is not that young people can’t read. It’s not even that they can’t think. Their problem is that they hate doing both and don’t know the difference between thinking and feeling, so they let others make decisions for them, and usually it’s a loudmouth with an off-the-wall agenda that they turn to.

Most of the “experts” today are saying that our choice will be between Clinton and Trump this fall. So Hillary’s out running around (waddling around – FIFY Ron – GOC) trying to determine where all those angry voters are headed so she can act as if she’s leading them. And a whole lot of Trump’s appeal comes directly from the average citizen’s anger at HER skating on Benghazi, e-mail, and those slip-slide appearances and artful dodger answers at Congressional hearings.

I think it’s time for medical science to stop worrying about the Zika and AIDS viruses that’re becoming pandemic in Asia, Africa, and South America and start working on a vaccine for the Political Correctness Plague and Human Ignorance Virus that’re already epidemic in the US.

So long, America. Goodbye, Safety. Been nice knowin ya, Christianity.

RIP Western Civilization. I mean, when Germany has to create posters to educate Muslim “refugees” not to defecate in the showers, you can dim the lights and start collecting the empties, ‘cause this party’s over. Like posters will have an effect on 7th-century savages. R-i-i-i-g-h-t. Like the Soetoro Swoosh made things SO much better in Uh-Murka.

Another great post from Ron. Common sense is dead in Western Civilization as its leaders welcome into their countries barbarian savages who will only eventually kill their citizens. We have the same thing here in the US. The only person who appears to be against that is Trump. He may be an asshole, but maybe that is what we need to straighten this country out. Inviting the Third World to invade our country is not the answer unless the question is, How do we destroy America and everything it stands for?

Didja hear the latest? Charles Koch, one of the eeeevil Koch Brothers has said that if Trump is the nominee he would prolly vote for Thunder Rodent Thighs. Yep. He’s a “conservative” alright. He would vote for a criminal Dimocrat before he would vote for the Republican nominee. And the GOPe wonders why the peasants in flyover country are pissed at the party. Koch helped give us Johnny Maverick McRINO and Mittens Romneycare and it turns out that he would be quite happy with Cankles.

I wonder if the Dimocrats will quit bashing the Koch Brothers now that at least one of them is on their side?

Update: Cankles doesn’t want his support. Of course, if he’s willing to donate money to the Clinton Crime Foundation, I’m sure she would be OK with that.

This one is from Thomas M.

Yet another cut from the Montrose album.