Daily Archives: May 18, 2016
Ron Compares JFK To Obigmouth
I did some yard work today and I still have to go to the store. Wednesday is geezer day at Kroger and we old farts get 5% off. I’m tired, so I’m gonna let Ron take over. Remember when Obungler was running for election the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party tried to convince us that he was the black version of JFK and we were gonna have the black version of Camelot? Instead of Jackie, we were gonna have Blackie O. After seven years of Obongo, Ron weighs in with some comparisons and a song parody.
Here’s Ron.
Did a little yard work today, then came in and ate some pansit that’s very likely been in the reefer past its “use by” date. Stomach got a little grumbly, so I decided to come in here and rant.
Still assiduously avoiding news as much as I can, so I don’t know what’s the media’s harangue du jour. Definitely tired of the Sympathy for Shemales crusade, and apparently Billary are still contaminating our air, so I did some reading and stumbled upon the “Edward M. Kennedy Oral History Project,” which brought to mind all the reasons I never liked the Kennedys.
Now I never considered John F. a good president. In fact, he really didn’t accomplish one helluva lot on his own. For example, he became a hero in the Pacific after his PT boat was rammed and sunk by a Japanese destroyer . . . but it was his fault in the first place, so –
Anyway, about the only thing I can credit JFK for is the attitude, the chutzpah, the potential he brought to the national mindset during a time of fear and confusion over nuclear annihilation. He was the original “hope and change” president, even though his record isn’t particularly spectacular in the “achievements” column as balanced against the “what the hell were you thinking” column.
But . . . he made people feel good, and then he got shot for not keeping his word to The Mob after Giancana et al. helped him get elected. A lot of parallels ‘twixt him and the fraud we have in there now, tho:
JFK brought a new spirit to America, one of youth and vigor and promise. Soetoro brought a new spirit to America, one of “hope my past remains secret” and “change the subject when confronted with facts.”
Jack Kennedy overcame anti-Catholic prejudice and apologized for nothing. Soetoro overcame common sense and apologized for American exceptionalism.
JFK got up all in the face of the Soviet Union and backed them down over the missiles in Cuba. Soetoro got all up in the face of the GOP and backed them down over concessions for Islam, ACA, deficit spending, and several other issues.
Kennedy said, “Let’s put men on the moon.” Soetoro says, “Let’s put men in the girls’ locker rooms.”
JFK championed civil rights for minorities. Soetoro champions special considerations for welfare blacks, illegal Latinos, and Muslim “refugees.”
Kennedy said, “Ich bin ein Berliner.” Soetoro says, “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer.”
JFK was a war hero and a staunch proponent of increasing and modernizing the US military. Soetoro is a pipsqueak who would never make it through basic and wants to reduce the US military to complete inconsequentiality.
John Kennedy’s wife brought a touch of openness and class to the White House. Soetoro’s wife brings a huge travel and entertainment expense account bill to the White House.
JFK was a very smooth and persuasive public speaker. Soetoro would have trouble stating his name and address if his teleprompter quit working.
If JFK were still around today, he would very likely say, “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask why the FBI has not brought charges against Hillary Clinton.”
Think I need some oatmeal/chocolate drop cookies. Yeah, that’s what I need . . . and a hot cuppa green tea.
Just remembered . . . I did a parody of “Camelot” a few years back:
It’s true! It’s true. The One has made it clear.
That Wall Street must be dead within a year.
A Kenyan was elected this time last year.
The left wing thought he really hit the spot.
So now we have a socialist regime here —
Obamalot.
Conservatives cannot join in lawmaking.
Committee doors are closed and locked up taut
To hide the rules the Democrats are breaking
in ‘Bamalot.
Transparency is not on the agenda
And Hope and Change are but distant thought.
The people have no right to referenda
in ‘Bamalot.
‘Bamalot! ‘Bamalot!
You may not think it’s really true,
But in ‘Bamalot, ‘Bamalot
The czars are after you.
And health-care must be passed before the spring comes,
And Cap and Trade will save the polar bear.
Iraq’s a tricky spot,
Afghanistan’s a blot,
If we take next year’s mid-terms who will care
In ‘Bamalot.
‘Bamalot! ‘Bamalot!
We must believe him just because
In ‘Bamalot, ‘Bamalot,
He’s making all new laws.
The trick to politics is teleprompters
Who cares if we’re in hock to the Chinese.
Republicans can plot
But now they can’t do squat
‘Cause kumbaya will solve it all with ease
In ‘Bamalot.
