I hear Phil Mickelson has been accused of insider trading. It’s funny that Crooked Hillary who turned $1000 into $100,000 in cattle futures got away with insider trading. Clintons are above the law. Thunder Rodent Thighs claimed she got her knowledge of cattle futures from reading the Wall Street Journal.

Yannow, this gives me an idea. Since Cankles is so good at this, why don’t we give her a trillion dollars and let her turn it into 100 trillion dollars by trading cattle futures. She can then pay off the national debt and still have money left over to fund all sorts of liberal dreams.

From Ray.