I’ve been on a Vivaldi kick lately. The first time I saw this concerto performed it was on TV and Angel Romero was the soloist. That was at least thirty-five years ago when his hair was dark and he weighed a lot less than he does now.
This one is from Mark B.
A female uninformed voter goes to her gynecologist.
“What seems to be the problem?” asked her doctor.
“Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina.”
The doctor had a look, then chuckled before she said
“Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the stickers off the bananas”
Must be one of them ugly Obungler voters.
A blonde in a convertible from Mike M. (more…)