So much assholiness. Let’s start with Target. We all know about their virtue signaling by pandering to the LGBT crown but here’s another instance of assholiness.

In 2013, Michael Turner saved the life of a 16-year-old girl who had been viciously attacked and stabbed in a Target store in Pennsylvania. And instead of thanking him for protecting its customers and preventing them from being murdered, Target is now suing him for his heroism and alleging he acted irresponsibly.

The attacker, Leon Walls, was convicted of attempted homicide for stabbing then-16-year-old Allison Meadows in 2013.

Security footage from the store shows Walls grabbing Meadows and stabbing her before Turner tackles the knife-wielding perp and chases him out of the store with a baseball bat.

Never again will I step foot in another Target store.

Let’s head to New York and see what those assholes are doing.

A law in New York City will fine businesses and employers if they violate a person’s human rights by not using their preferred ‘gender pronoun.’

Mayor Bill de Blasio’s Commission on Human Rights appears to have updated the law on ‘Discrimination on the Basis of Gender Identity or Expression’ to include businesses, employees and landlords who fail to refer to transgender people as terms such as ‘ze’ and ‘hir’.

They will be in violation of the New York City Human Rights Law (NYCHRL), that forces employers and ‘converted entities to use an individual’s preferred name, pronoun and title (e.g., Ms./Mrs.) regardless of the individual’s sex assigned at birth, anatomy, gender, medical history, appearance, or the sex indicated on the individual’s identification,’ according to the guidance information on the city’s website.

The Commission on Human Rights issued a ‘legal enforcement guidance’ for the law, and notes that some people would prefer non-gender-binary pronouns, including ‘they/them/theirs or ‘ze/hir.’

This shit is getting totally out of hand.

But I’m gonna give it to this dumb twit.

A Staten Island woman who supports Senator Bernie Sanders said she received death threats after photos of her wearing a cap with the message “America Was Never Great” were posted widely on social media.

The woman, Krystal Lake, 22, said Thursday that she had ordered the custom-made hat online with the phrase, a play on the slogan “Make America Great Again,” popularized by the campaign of Donald J. Trump, the presumptive Republican presidential nominee.

Ms. Lake said she had gotten tired of hearing Mr. Trump’s slogan from his supporters and thought America “was never great.” She said that Mr. Trump’s slogan did not make room for bigger aspirations beyond the past and that he was dismissive of groups that did not fit his ideal demographic.

Like nitwits like you.

Ms. Lake said the hat arrived on Saturday, and she wore it the next day to work at the Home Depot on Forest Avenue on Staten Island.

She surmised that a photo of her wearing the hat had been taken by a customer. But she did not specifically see anyone snap a picture and heard no complaints from customers, co-workers or managers, describing Sunday as “just a regular day.”

That sense of normalcy was shattered on Wednesday, however. At first, she said, she was unaware of how much attention she was getting. But in short order, Ms. Lake said, she was bombarded with negative comments, including death threats, on social media.

Too bad. What was wrong with Home Depot management? They claim they never saw the hat. What were they doing? Sleeping in their offices? I’ll bet they saw it but were afraid to confront her because she is a black female. Wouldn’t want her screaming racism.

America was never great? It won two world wars, actually three if you count the Cold War. It has done all sorts of good for the world. It has lifted more people out of poverty than any other country in the world. Most of the modern inventions have come from America. In any disaster around the world which country is first on the spot? This booger eatin’ moh-ron doesn’t realize that just by living in America she is wealthier than over 95% of the people on this planet. Blacks are treated better in this country and have a better lifestyle than in any other country in the world. If she doesn’t think America isn’t or has never been great she is more than welcome to move to somewhere better. Howza ’bout Africa? What an idiot! She’s also an asshole.

I discovered that if you put Feel The Bern in a Tweet it is automatically retweeted to Feel The Bern a pro Bernie Sanders Twitter Feed. So, I made the following Tweet.

Now I have sumpin’ else to do on Twitter besides trolling Jay Bookman, the super liberal member of the AJC editorial staff.

Didja hear about the violence in Nevada cause by Bernie supporters?

Senator Barbara Boxer was booed off stage as all hell broke loose at the Nevada Democratic Convention last weekend. She also claims that Bernie Sanders supporters were so unhinged that she feared for her life.

CNN reports:

Earlier Wednesday, California’s other Democratic senator, Barbara Boxer, said Sanders supporters should attempt “to change the primary process, but not to go out there and throw chairs and to put people’s lives in danger because the democratic process as put forward and ratified by the two parties is being carried out.”

Boxer said she felt threatened after outbursts and threats at the Nevada Democratic Convention from supporters of Sanders over the weekend.

“I feared for my safety and I had a lot of security around me,” she told CNN’s Kate Bolduan on “At This Hour.” “I’ve never had anything like this happen.”

Obviously it must have been sumpin’ she said to arouse these thugs. I mean, if this had happened at a Trump gathering, the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party would have blamed Trump. But, when it happens at a Dimocrat gathering, they rightly blame Bernie’s Brownshirts. Thuggery is thuggery and Bernie’s Brownshirts are responsible for the thuggery even if it occurs at a Trump rally. Media bias? Nah!

Feel the Bern or Bernie’s Brownshirts will burn the place down.

I hear Phil Mickelson has been accused of insider trading. It’s funny that Crooked Hillary who turned $1000 into $100,000 in cattle futures got away with insider trading. Clintons are above the law. Thunder Rodent Thighs claimed she got her knowledge of cattle futures from reading the Wall Street Journal.

Yannow, this gives me an idea. Since Cankles is so good at this, why don’t we give her a trillion dollars and let her turn it into 100 trillion dollars by trading cattle futures. She can then pay off the national debt and still have money left over to fund all sorts of liberal dreams.

From Ray.

Click on image to enlarge.

Sent to me by Ron In Ohio.

I did some yard work today and I still have to go to the store. Wednesday is geezer day at Kroger and we old farts get 5% off. I’m tired, so I’m gonna let Ron take over. Remember when Obungler was running for election the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party tried to convince us that he was the black version of JFK and we were gonna have the black version of Camelot? Instead of Jackie, we were gonna have Blackie O. After seven years of Obongo, Ron weighs in with some comparisons and a song parody.

Here’s Ron.

Did a little yard work today, then came in and ate some pansit that’s very likely been in the reefer past its “use by” date. Stomach got a little grumbly, so I decided to come in here and rant.

Still assiduously avoiding news as much as I can, so I don’t know what’s the media’s harangue du jour. Definitely tired of the Sympathy for Shemales crusade, and apparently Billary are still contaminating our air, so I did some reading and stumbled upon the “Edward M. Kennedy Oral History Project,” which brought to mind all the reasons I never liked the Kennedys.

Now I never considered John F. a good president. In fact, he really didn’t accomplish one helluva lot on his own. For example, he became a hero in the Pacific after his PT boat was rammed and sunk by a Japanese destroyer . . . but it was his fault in the first place, so –

Anyway, about the only thing I can credit JFK for is the attitude, the chutzpah, the potential he brought to the national mindset during a time of fear and confusion over nuclear annihilation. He was the original “hope and change” president, even though his record isn’t particularly spectacular in the “achievements” column as balanced against the “what the hell were you thinking” column.

But . . . he made people feel good, and then he got shot for not keeping his word to The Mob after Giancana et al. helped him get elected. A lot of parallels ‘twixt him and the fraud we have in there now, tho:

JFK brought a new spirit to America, one of youth and vigor and promise. Soetoro brought a new spirit to America, one of “hope my past remains secret” and “change the subject when confronted with facts.”

Jack Kennedy overcame anti-Catholic prejudice and apologized for nothing. Soetoro overcame common sense and apologized for American exceptionalism.

JFK got up all in the face of the Soviet Union and backed them down over the missiles in Cuba. Soetoro got all up in the face of the GOP and backed them down over concessions for Islam, ACA, deficit spending, and several other issues.

Kennedy said, “Let’s put men on the moon.” Soetoro says, “Let’s put men in the girls’ locker rooms.”

JFK championed civil rights for minorities. Soetoro champions special considerations for welfare blacks, illegal Latinos, and Muslim “refugees.”

Kennedy said, “Ich bin ein Berliner.” Soetoro says, “The sweetest sound I know is the Muslim call to prayer.”

JFK was a war hero and a staunch proponent of increasing and modernizing the US military. Soetoro is a pipsqueak who would never make it through basic and wants to reduce the US military to complete inconsequentiality.

John Kennedy’s wife brought a touch of openness and class to the White House. Soetoro’s wife brings a huge travel and entertainment expense account bill to the White House.

JFK was a very smooth and persuasive public speaker. Soetoro would have trouble stating his name and address if his teleprompter quit working.

If JFK were still around today, he would very likely say, “Ask not what your country can do for you; ask why the FBI has not brought charges against Hillary Clinton.”

Think I need some oatmeal/chocolate drop cookies. Yeah, that’s what I need . . . and a hot cuppa green tea.

Just remembered . . . I did a parody of “Camelot” a few years back:

It’s true! It’s true. The One has made it clear.
That Wall Street must be dead within a year.

A Kenyan was elected this time last year.
The left wing thought he really hit the spot.
So now we have a socialist regime here —
Obamalot.

Conservatives cannot join in lawmaking.
Committee doors are closed and locked up taut
To hide the rules the Democrats are breaking
in ‘Bamalot.

Transparency is not on the agenda
And Hope and Change are but distant thought.
The people have no right to referenda
in ‘Bamalot.

‘Bamalot! ‘Bamalot!
You may not think it’s really true,
But in ‘Bamalot, ‘Bamalot
The czars are after you.

And health-care must be passed before the spring comes,
And Cap and Trade will save the polar bear.
Iraq’s a tricky spot,
Afghanistan’s a blot,
If we take next year’s mid-terms who will care
In ‘Bamalot.

‘Bamalot! ‘Bamalot!
We must believe him just because
In ‘Bamalot, ‘Bamalot,
He’s making all new laws.

The trick to politics is teleprompters
Who cares if we’re in hock to the Chinese.
Republicans can plot
But now they can’t do squat
‘Cause kumbaya will solve it all with ease
In ‘Bamalot.

Toejam sent me this one.

She belongs in jail but she may be the next president with help from “conservatives” (RINOs) in the Republican Party. Hey Mittens Romneycare, why do you hate America? And you’re not even a conservative altho’ you pretended to be one in 2012. That goes for you Bill Kristol and Jonah Goldberg. Your “conservative purity” may give us a rat bastard commie, a crook, and a traitor as our next president. You guys are booger eatin’ moh-rons!

She would really look good in orange. So would Bubba. It’s amazing that not only are these two corrupt people not in jail, we have a major party trying to get one of them elected as president. The Dimocrat Party has officially become a crime syndicate and as Michael Savage sez about the media, “The Fourth Estate has become the Fifth Column.”

The libs are jumping up and down like little kids screaming, “Show us your tax returns!” Fer sure there has to be some sort of gotchas on them. I’ve come up with a list of things that I’d like the libs to show me.

Flipper’s Navy records. Remember back during the 2004 election he promised to release them? He never did. Do these records refute his claim of being a war hero? What is he hiding?

Horrible Harry Reid’s tax returns. He claimed that Mittens Romneycare didn’t pay any taxes. OK. Let’s see your returns, Harry. Let’s see all of your financial records you crook. What are you hiding?

Obungler’s real birth certificate, not that phony one that the White House released that has been debunked as a fake. Let’s see the real one. On one of Jug Hussein Ears Downgrade’s autobiographies, the publisher’s notes claim that he is the first US senator who was born in Kenya. Until we see the real birth certificate we’ll never know. What is he hiding?

Obongo’s college transcripts. Why won’t he release them? Could it be that he is not as brilliant as the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party claims? What is he hiding?

Who paid for his visit to Pakistan? What is he hiding?

The LA times won’t release the video of Oblunder honoring terrorist Rashid Khalidi back in 2003. Why? What are they hiding.

Obumbler’s financial assistance request for Occidental college. Did he really apply for assistance as a foreign student named Barry Soetero? Once again, what is he hiding?

Thunder Rodent Thigh’s medical records. Just like her husband BJ did back in the 90’s, she refuses to release them. We want to know the severity of her concussion. What’s up with all of her coughing? Is she coughing on her own bullshit or is there a real health problem? Is she healthy enough to take on the job of POTUS? What is she hiding?

Cankles Goldman Sachs and other Wall Street speech transcripts. Speeches that she got paid $250K for. What is she hiding?

These are just a few of the things that are more important to me than Trump’s tax returns, but since these involve Dimocrats there will be no demand to see any of them. Dimocrats must be protected at all costs.

Just think, the Washington Post has assigned an army of twenty reporters to dig up dirt on Trump. Too bad they didn’t assign an army of just one reporter to vet Obigmouth. That’s why we knew more about Sarah Palin two days after McRINO selected her as his running mate than we’ll ever know about Obeauzeau. Remember Dan Quayle couldn’t spell potato and he was an idiot. Oblamebush thought there were fifty-seven states and couldn’t pronounce corpsman and he is the most brilliant president ever. Maybe not knowing how many states there are is just proof that he was born in Africa. We’ll never know. What is he hiding?

This really has libs in an uproar.

Thanks to Karen who sent me this.

They say Mooch looks masculine in this picture. These are the same people who were oohing and ahing about her toned biceps. They’re also pissed off about the bulge which I didn’t even notice until I saw some of the tweets in response to the picture. But sometimes she does have a bulge like in this picture here.

Maybe Joan Rivers was right and she is a tranny. I, for one, will be glad to see a beautiful woman in the White House, not some masculine ugly bitch that the LSM propaganda arm of the Dimocrat Party keeps trying to convince us is beautiful as they gush over her.