Driving Ms. Daisy it surely ain’t. What a hunk of antique vehicle and that blonde is leaving some serious fluids from her private parts on the cloth seat. Vaginal juices mixed with a copious amount of anal gland secretion. The anal glands in humans are classified as an “eccrine-secreting sweat glands” and secrete fluid via the anal ducts. Yes folks despite this fact being covered up by the Liberal Main-Stream-Media sphincter snot really does exist. In the luscious female we see pictured today this mushy secretion causes Testosterone levels to spike up in males and in Hillary Cankles case the aroma is like a life term prisoner’s sweaty undershorts to a veteran bloodhound. Howling loudly while chasing after the babe Hillary uses her whip to urge Huma onward. Huma, of course being the consummate “bottom” is driving the Cadillac Escalade at 140 MPH.
As Gary Gilmore so brilliantly said: “Let’s do it.”
1) FACE: Playboy pimped. Yup that seemingly blonde hair gives her “I be whore and a lot more if the price is right” look. Her faux blonde hair reveals roots that are the same shade as the drug addicted, former artist’s; “Artist formerly known as Prince” nappy locks. Her nose does have a little appeal. It’s “pug” shape causes my plug to rise. So it’s gonna add to her score. I like the Marilyn mole on the cheek. Added or natural. Your call. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Not much to see with the positioning. But I do spy a hubcap off that 1959 Chevy convertible sitting directly on her bloated right ka-hung-ga. Yup, ole eagle-eyed Toejam is on the job. Spotting enormous aureoles the world over. If they were reduced about 50% we’d have some pair of fine tits. They appear to be natural and perky. So shaving off some points for the prodigious aureoles she’ll still score on the plus side. Rating: “A+”.
3) TORSO: Nice. Slender and well managed. Plus that area below the knockers is approaching Toejam’s favorite part of the female anatomy. The lower appendages. Rating: “A+”.
4) LEGS: Oh yea. Just like a huge plate full of homemade vanilla ice cream to a 7 year old. It’s “Lickin’ time”. What I’d give to run my saliva covered tongue from her pedibus dorsal area up to her pubus and back down again. Lovingly attending to both appendages. They are very well shaped, smooth and flawless. What a fine display of gammage. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”.
Yes, it’s not often you see a vintage ride and a contemporary ride in juxtaposition. I’d like to explore her back seat in the back seat of that nicely restored car. After a few hours she’d have private parts needing restoration after I was finished. Alas the back seat upholstery would have some serious skid-marks that only a professional cleaner could remove.
I’m kinda fogged in this morning and the temperature is not cooperating with the young lady’s mostly naked regimen sadly. But tomorrow promises to warm up back to the seasonal temperatures that will support short-shorts and skimpy halter tops. So we’ll make Saturday a day of rest and contemplation. Contemplating my local open park sortie tomorrow.
I heard some dude was shot at the white house brandishing a gun. I wonder if he’s a Bernie supporter who sees the scam ole Hillary & Obungler have concocted?
Always like them with the top down.
I am honored you posted pics of my car with the girl next door!
Driving Ms. Daisy it surely ain’t. What a hunk of antique vehicle and that blonde is leaving some serious fluids from her private parts on the cloth seat. Vaginal juices mixed with a copious amount of anal gland secretion. The anal glands in humans are classified as an “eccrine-secreting sweat glands” and secrete fluid via the anal ducts. Yes folks despite this fact being covered up by the Liberal Main-Stream-Media sphincter snot really does exist. In the luscious female we see pictured today this mushy secretion causes Testosterone levels to spike up in males and in Hillary Cankles case the aroma is like a life term prisoner’s sweaty undershorts to a veteran bloodhound. Howling loudly while chasing after the babe Hillary uses her whip to urge Huma onward. Huma, of course being the consummate “bottom” is driving the Cadillac Escalade at 140 MPH.
As Gary Gilmore so brilliantly said: “Let’s do it.”
1) FACE: Playboy pimped. Yup that seemingly blonde hair gives her “I be whore and a lot more if the price is right” look. Her faux blonde hair reveals roots that are the same shade as the drug addicted, former artist’s; “Artist formerly known as Prince” nappy locks. Her nose does have a little appeal. It’s “pug” shape causes my plug to rise. So it’s gonna add to her score. I like the Marilyn mole on the cheek. Added or natural. Your call. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: Not much to see with the positioning. But I do spy a hubcap off that 1959 Chevy convertible sitting directly on her bloated right ka-hung-ga. Yup, ole eagle-eyed Toejam is on the job. Spotting enormous aureoles the world over. If they were reduced about 50% we’d have some pair of fine tits. They appear to be natural and perky. So shaving off some points for the prodigious aureoles she’ll still score on the plus side. Rating: “A+”.
3) TORSO: Nice. Slender and well managed. Plus that area below the knockers is approaching Toejam’s favorite part of the female anatomy. The lower appendages. Rating: “A+”.
4) LEGS: Oh yea. Just like a huge plate full of homemade vanilla ice cream to a 7 year old. It’s “Lickin’ time”. What I’d give to run my saliva covered tongue from her pedibus dorsal area up to her pubus and back down again. Lovingly attending to both appendages. They are very well shaped, smooth and flawless. What a fine display of gammage. Rating: “A++++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A++”.
Yes, it’s not often you see a vintage ride and a contemporary ride in juxtaposition. I’d like to explore her back seat in the back seat of that nicely restored car. After a few hours she’d have private parts needing restoration after I was finished. Alas the back seat upholstery would have some serious skid-marks that only a professional cleaner could remove.
I’m kinda fogged in this morning and the temperature is not cooperating with the young lady’s mostly naked regimen sadly. But tomorrow promises to warm up back to the seasonal temperatures that will support short-shorts and skimpy halter tops. So we’ll make Saturday a day of rest and contemplation. Contemplating my local open park sortie tomorrow.
I heard some dude was shot at the white house brandishing a gun. I wonder if he’s a Bernie supporter who sees the scam ole Hillary & Obungler have concocted?
Those be bolt-ons and, that mestizaje’s man hands are another giveaway.
If that’s a male I better get my eyes checked, A/D.
Hell, she’s hot enough to be Donald trump’s next wife.
Those are big hands