This one is from Mark B.
A female uninformed voter goes to her gynecologist.
“What seems to be the problem?” asked her doctor.
“Something is terribly wrong, I keep finding postage stamps from Costa Rica in my Vagina.”
The doctor had a look, then chuckled before she said
“Those aren’t postage stamps my dear, they’re the stickers off the bananas”
Must be one of them ugly Obungler voters.
This joke ap-peel-s to me.
“Is that a banana in your pocket or are you just happy to see me?”
She should be glad no spiders were involved!
And in her rectum her proctologist found a huge coin collection.
Heck,
I knew a girl once who had a similar condition. She complained of a red rust coming out of her beaver.
The doctor checked it out and found a 1947 New Jersey motorcycle’s license plate up there.