Gonna give it to Thunder Rodent Thighs again in celebration of her securing the nomination. She now has a series of firsts. Toejam sent me this list.
First time a major political party has nominated the subject of an FBI investigation.
First time a major political party has nominated the wife of an impeached perjurer and an alleged rapist.
First time a major political party has nominated a woman who helped Russia acquire 20% of America’s uranium supply.
It’s the first time a major political party has nominated an amateur cattle futures trader with 100% accuracy after having read the Wall Street Journal.
First time a major political party has nominated a lawyer who defended a child rapist and laughed about it.
First time a major political party has nominated a lawyer who was kicked off the Watergate committee due to ethical lapses.
First time a major political party has nominated someone who stole nearly $200,000 worth of furniture from the White House.
First time a major political party has nominated someone whose chief of staff has known ties to the Muslim Brotherhood.
First time a major political party has nominated a survivor of the Siege of Tuzla.
First time a major political party has nominated someone who has worn a $12,000 jacket to give a speech on income inequality.
First time a major political party has nominated someone who helped sell presidential pardons to wealthy campaign contributors.
First time a major political party has nominated the former leader of the Bimbo Eruption Squad.
And here’s two from me.
The first time a major political party has nominated someone who “was broke” when she left the White House but was able to buy two mansions.
The first time a major political party has nominated an ugly lesbian.
Can she be worse then Barry Soetoro? It scares me to think the answer is probably yes.
First time a major political party has nominated someone who left four people to die in a foreign land and then lied to the families and the nation.
First time a major political party has nominated someone who processed TSSCI and SAP traffic over an unauthorized dime-store server.
First time a major political party has nominated someone who “misplaced” six billion dollars of her departments funds and is yet to account for it.
First time a major political party has nominated someone who dodged sniper fire.
C’mon! Join in!
She has a vagina. That is the only thing progressives care about.
Are we sure about that? We only have documented evidence that even the horn dog only went there once.
No you don’t. She looks like Hubbell’s daughter.
First time a nominee has been married to a disbarred lawyer and allowed her own law license to expire.
First time a nominee has been named for a famous person who did not become famous until several years after the nominee’s birth.
Seems to me people fawn all over human beings that are not decent or they’re too damned retooled and oblivious to spot one. How many times have we heard incredibly mind numbed people puke out idiocy like ” Obama’s a nice likable guy” or ” Mohammed Ali was a black draft dodging racist Muslim but he was the greatest and we love him”
The Liberal run entertainment media have successfully groomed small minded people to embrace immorality and indecency.
It comes down to:
Would you let your wife or girlfriend let their carpets be cleaned by Hillary’s Housewife Helpers, Inc.?
Well, Denny, another perfect pick. Mr. Trump ought to prominently feature this list at every campaign stop.
I’m sure The Donald has a small army of folks gathering just such information. He’ll be feeding it out as the campaign goes on at the appropriate times.
Come the “debates” he’ll be loaded for bear.
That one about the child molester? He’ll use that at just the right moment.
Still, I think Obama is going to bust Hillary a few weeks before November and slip Biden in her place – presumably before enough dirt can be dug up before the election.
If we protest he’ll simply delay the election until…
Before my mother died a few years ago, I’d race up I-65 and go see her several times a year, making sure she got to her doctor appointments, bills were properly paid, house wasn’t fallin down around her ears, and so on.
Could always depend on her to say two things within an hour or two of my showin up, as soon as either Soetoro or Cankles appeared on her TV: for Dinglebarry it was always, “You mean nobody’s shot that sonofabitch yet?” and for Shrillary it was, “Can somebody tell me why that cow isn’t behind bars?”
As she banged on the door to 90, her body finally gave out, but her mind remained sharp as a riverboat gambler’s ’til she passed.
If the Benghazi Bitch gets elected we will look back on Barry’s years as the good old days!
Hey Denny;
Well doncha know…the next ceiling to be broke is the gender ceiling, we had broken the racial ceiling…now it is a womens turn….Oh wait, Barry was more feminine that Hillary…..and he ain’t black……aw crap….Seriously though, that seems to be the sole criteria….That she has a vagina…I heard a leftist spout off ” We need to have a women in there to fix the mess the men made.” That is what terrifies me…that will be her sole qualifier to be president….Is that she has a vagina……