Hell, r8r, don’t know as I was ever as happy standin’ in a line as when I and a bunch of others formed a long queue for our musterin’ out pay at Oakland Army Base on 10/17/69. Didn’t even have any lifers give me any shit about bein’ unshaven. In fact, Oct. 16th that year was the last time I shaved, and my wife has never seen me without facial hair. We’ll celebrate our 45th in 11 days. Folks tell me I make Phil Robertson look well-trimmed. Think of all the time I’ve saved by not waitin’ for a turn in the barber’s chair. ;^)
Maybe we can add a couple more – and really get our money’s worth?
Merle
Find 50 shit-bird, Liberal carpet-munching assholes, lure them into a faggot club and then call 1-800-ISIS-KILL.
Problem solved!
Two postmenopausal wrinkly old cunts.
Yippie!
Can’t wait to piss on the grave of she-who-will-not-be-named. If Cankles were to drop dead tomorrow, too, it wouldn’t bother me either.
Inbredredneck, I’d join you in the blessing of the graves, but I swore that once I got out of the Navy, I was never going to stand in line again.
Hell, r8r, don’t know as I was ever as happy standin’ in a line as when I and a bunch of others formed a long queue for our musterin’ out pay at Oakland Army Base on 10/17/69. Didn’t even have any lifers give me any shit about bein’ unshaven. In fact, Oct. 16th that year was the last time I shaved, and my wife has never seen me without facial hair. We’ll celebrate our 45th in 11 days. Folks tell me I make Phil Robertson look well-trimmed. Think of all the time I’ve saved by not waitin’ for a turn in the barber’s chair. ;^)