Looks like today’s contribution to mankind’s anatomical learning session is going to be as brief as the lifespan of a homo in a gay bar after a Sharia compliant gun-toting Mooslime gets through the door.
Hell, the babe isn’t exposed enough to garner 3 lines in my expert analytical commentary. Cut off before the black forest comes into view this Bavarian Fraulein looks like some of those Syrian “migrants” migrated to Mount Clitoris and onto the twin peaks.
1) FACE: Faux blonde bad. And she has the looks of a 3 star porn lady after a double penetration session. Half satisfied and half wondering if her sphincter will return to normal from the size of a telephone pole. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Not bad shape and size, but they’d be even better if her tits didn’t consist of 50% aureole. However, on the plus side her skin is a nice ivory shade and even the aureole nosecones are acceptably pale pink. Rating: “C”.
3) ARMS & MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS OF ANATOMICAL INTEREST: Her arms are not surprisingly the finest asset hanging from her body. Nicely shaped, toned but not to the point of Charles Atlas. Her barely visible mid-section also displays some serious ex appeal. Rating: “B+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B”. Sorry young lady, but your nosecone aureoles pulled your score down from a “B+”.
The heat wave has subsided here in the mountains. Today should turn out to be a fair and moderate temperature leg eye-balling one. I’m scheduled to go on a 12 noon recce on the main street of town. Lots of hot MILFs cruising sans their sugar daddy, asshole millennial, turd, professional UNC graduate doctors, dentists & lawyers. They’re, of course, in a motel 75 miles away banging their office receptionists. And their high school age kids are snorting nose candy, drinking tequila shooters and swimming in the country club pool.
The best part is the MILFs know it and are on the prowl to get their pound of Hard salami. Alas, they’re after some lads 50 years younger than Moi so I’m relegated to scanning the scantily clad damsels and reliving my drilling days.
Hope all ya guys have a great Father’s Day even if you currently self-identify as a mommy to get into a lady’s room at the local gin mill.
It’s mornings like these, waking-up to such sights, that only strengthens my resolve to fight for women’s right to bare arms – And everything between. What’s above is of no consequence and not subject to debate as long as her “bullets” are in place and properly loaded. I’ll save the facial arguments for those without the gumption to bring along a sack.
….You look in those eyes and can see all the way to the tail. Nothing in there but sailboat fuel. I guess nature put all that growth into tits and ass. No use wasting it on a mind she’ll never use. Just enough brain power to drive to the grocery store and remember where she left her list at home.
Thanks, AD for ID. Not sure why Denny’s picture is so “cockeyed”, since almost all of her online displays show a noticeablely larger right breast with contours fairly normal.
Listed as a 36D natural.
I don’t care if they are cross-eyed, I like ’em.
Marty Feldman had a daughter?
Oh,,that hump.
Nah, that, not Marty’s weird eyes you see. It’s her mega-aureoles.
Looks like today’s contribution to mankind’s anatomical learning session is going to be as brief as the lifespan of a homo in a gay bar after a Sharia compliant gun-toting Mooslime gets through the door.
Hell, the babe isn’t exposed enough to garner 3 lines in my expert analytical commentary. Cut off before the black forest comes into view this Bavarian Fraulein looks like some of those Syrian “migrants” migrated to Mount Clitoris and onto the twin peaks.
1) FACE: Faux blonde bad. And she has the looks of a 3 star porn lady after a double penetration session. Half satisfied and half wondering if her sphincter will return to normal from the size of a telephone pole. Rating: “B-“.
2) BOOBAGE: Not bad shape and size, but they’d be even better if her tits didn’t consist of 50% aureole. However, on the plus side her skin is a nice ivory shade and even the aureole nosecones are acceptably pale pink. Rating: “C”.
3) ARMS & MISCELLANEOUS ITEMS OF ANATOMICAL INTEREST: Her arms are not surprisingly the finest asset hanging from her body. Nicely shaped, toned but not to the point of Charles Atlas. Her barely visible mid-section also displays some serious ex appeal. Rating: “B+”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “B”. Sorry young lady, but your nosecone aureoles pulled your score down from a “B+”.
The heat wave has subsided here in the mountains. Today should turn out to be a fair and moderate temperature leg eye-balling one. I’m scheduled to go on a 12 noon recce on the main street of town. Lots of hot MILFs cruising sans their sugar daddy, asshole millennial, turd, professional UNC graduate doctors, dentists & lawyers. They’re, of course, in a motel 75 miles away banging their office receptionists. And their high school age kids are snorting nose candy, drinking tequila shooters and swimming in the country club pool.
The best part is the MILFs know it and are on the prowl to get their pound of Hard salami. Alas, they’re after some lads 50 years younger than Moi so I’m relegated to scanning the scantily clad damsels and reliving my drilling days.
Hope all ya guys have a great Father’s Day even if you currently self-identify as a mommy to get into a lady’s room at the local gin mill.
Toejam’s review is a little off this week. He’s been recovering ever since I socked him in the nose a couple weeks ago and broke his glasses.
Obviously, the lady featured this week has perfectly proportioned breasts. Who wouldn’t want a little cuddle action with those puppies?!?
Ron in Ohio Sez;
It’s mornings like these, waking-up to such sights, that only strengthens my resolve to fight for women’s right to bare arms – And everything between. What’s above is of no consequence and not subject to debate as long as her “bullets” are in place and properly loaded. I’ll save the facial arguments for those without the gumption to bring along a sack.
Thank you Denny and Dr Ray! A very nice gal, indeed! TJ, you’re just too picky!
Hey! You leave Toe Jam’s nose outta’ this.
….You look in those eyes and can see all the way to the tail. Nothing in there but sailboat fuel. I guess nature put all that growth into tits and ass. No use wasting it on a mind she’ll never use. Just enough brain power to drive to the grocery store and remember where she left her list at home.
Hey Dave … Saturday Brainage?
..Her brain is well drained. But not to worry, she has a night job .
Shay Laren.
Thanks, AD for ID. Not sure why Denny’s picture is so “cockeyed”, since almost all of her online displays show a noticeablely larger right breast with contours fairly normal.
Listed as a 36D natural.
…Mattress Actress….