First, I’m gonna give some dishonorable mentions to the two losers, Johnny Maverick McRINO and Mittens Romneycare for not attending the convention. You both ran lousy campaigns and lost. Now, you’d rather see a Dimocrat win in 2016 than support the Republican nominee. I voted for both of you because I would rather have you in office than Obungler. Too bad you two assholes won’t do the same to keep Crooked Cankles out of the White House. Fuck both of you.

The Bush family gets a dishonorable mention as well. Jeb! was a rotten candidate and a sore loser. The country did not want another Bush in the White House. Didn’t you do enough damage to the Republican Party? And this from someone who actually liked Bush 41 and Bush 43. Bush 41 squandered the Reagan legacy and lost an election he should have won. Bush 43 turned into a big spending liberal. I actually supported invading Iraq and Afghanistan but, he invaded the wrong countries. If you really want to fight Islamic terrorism you need to go after the source and that is Saudi Arabia and Iran. Alas, the Bush family is owned by the Saudis just like Obumbler is. You had a chance to partially make up for the damage you did to the party by supporting the candidate but since you had to support sore loser Jeb! (who would have lost to Thunder Rodent Thighs) you didn’t attend the convention.

Kasich is another one who gets a dishonorable mention. JHFC! The convention is in your state and you stayed away? There’s some real class there. I guess you want Crooked Cankles to win as well.

I’m sure it will be no surprise that I’m giving it to Ted Cruz. Yannow, I used to like Ted Cruz, but the more I learned about him, the less I liked him. His wife works for Goldman Sach which is a big supporter of the Dimocrat Party. They were part owners of BJ Clinton; they are part owners of Prez Hussein; and they will be part owners of Thunder Rodent Thighs. Crooked Cankles talks about crooked Wall Street banks and hedge fund managers when she is in bed with them. They paid her millions to give meaningless speeches which was a good way to bribe her.

Cruz’s smarminess really started to grate on me. And now, he is essentially supporting the PIAP hoping that Trump will lose and he’ll be able to ride to the rescue in 2020. Sorry dude. You prolly destroyed your political career, especially if Trump wins. But, you did get the coveted AOTW Award.