OH MY LORD! Another great “BOOBER DAY”. A Semi-Blonde, svelte, tanned and smooth babe. Denny ya’ll might have posted the Saturday damsel of the year. Yea OK, maybe not of the year but for my birthday, which is gonna happen at 2:00 AM next Saturday (Hint, hint Denny). I’m gearing up for the festivities, which in my redneck neighborhood will consist of booze, babes, lots of food, fireworks and my choice of the neighborhood’s females accompaniment for the entire night. The only neighborhood rules are she be over 12, not-mentally handicapped and a super-rare virgin. My rules: Have at least 8 semi-white teeth, have had a bath in the past 6 months and have more hair on her head than legs. WHOOPIE!!!!
Now let’s get down to business.
1) FACE: Kinda hard to see even the “enlarged mode” and a side-ways shoot as well. Her hair looks like she’s been using her body to chum for Great Whites. Salt encrusted and in dire need of a good shampoo. Her features, when closely examined are those of a girl hardened by a 2 year stint as a groupie for “Guns & Roses and a carry-on career doing porn flicks in Los Angeles and picking up pin money doing “back-door” tricks. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: I’m sure Dr. Finkelstein has had a hand in molding them. They look like over-inflated inner tubes. And the oversized aureoles have been manufactured by the Michelin Company’s psycho-shift after a hard night’s partying at the local Skag parlor. We can do better, Denny. Rating: “B-“.
3) LEGS: Now you’re cooking with 98 Octane gas. These pins are fantastic. Lean, tanned, toned and shorn of any foliage. Smooth to the max. I’d give two months Social Security pay-outs just to have them wrapped around my head for a few hours. I used to go out with a babe who had gams just like that. Ms. “C” knew I was in lust with her lower appendages and let me play with them while she knitted a purple thong. She was a great Prince fan and said when she was finished she was going to wear on it outdoors in the next rain shower. Anyway she strayed onetime I was on vacation with another bodacious babe. When I got back I immediately checked her oil. Sadly, my “dip-stick” began to drip a few days after and I had to do the Penicillin routine. That ended our Saturday afternoon frolics. After all these years I still miss her legs. I sent her a letter once and asked her to email me a jpeg of those beauties but my request was denied. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”. Sadly brought down a few marks by those bad bazongas.
Today’s an R & R day. I’ve spent too long in the trenches of life and I’m bushed. However next week on my birthday I’m gonna cut loose. Even my former paramour DDP is coming and hopefully cuming to my shindig. The neighborhood is gonna rock. The party will begin promptly at 3:00 PM at the local gun range where we’ll all compare our AR-15’s ability to shoot straight. Then it’s off to my friend’s 100 acre Mountain retreat when the beer will be chilled, the Bourbon iced and the babe warmed up. It’s gonna be a blast. Yup, we got ourselves a full case of Dynamite just to liven up the party. I may not be in any condition to give my expert analysis next Saturday, so Denny can throw up Caytlin Jenner for the rest of you boobage fans.
Yummy!
That photograph almost looks like “Poser” CGI.
OH MY LORD! Another great “BOOBER DAY”. A Semi-Blonde, svelte, tanned and smooth babe. Denny ya’ll might have posted the Saturday damsel of the year. Yea OK, maybe not of the year but for my birthday, which is gonna happen at 2:00 AM next Saturday (Hint, hint Denny). I’m gearing up for the festivities, which in my redneck neighborhood will consist of booze, babes, lots of food, fireworks and my choice of the neighborhood’s females accompaniment for the entire night. The only neighborhood rules are she be over 12, not-mentally handicapped and a super-rare virgin. My rules: Have at least 8 semi-white teeth, have had a bath in the past 6 months and have more hair on her head than legs. WHOOPIE!!!!
Now let’s get down to business.
1) FACE: Kinda hard to see even the “enlarged mode” and a side-ways shoot as well. Her hair looks like she’s been using her body to chum for Great Whites. Salt encrusted and in dire need of a good shampoo. Her features, when closely examined are those of a girl hardened by a 2 year stint as a groupie for “Guns & Roses and a carry-on career doing porn flicks in Los Angeles and picking up pin money doing “back-door” tricks. Rating: “A”.
2) BOOBAGE: I’m sure Dr. Finkelstein has had a hand in molding them. They look like over-inflated inner tubes. And the oversized aureoles have been manufactured by the Michelin Company’s psycho-shift after a hard night’s partying at the local Skag parlor. We can do better, Denny. Rating: “B-“.
3) LEGS: Now you’re cooking with 98 Octane gas. These pins are fantastic. Lean, tanned, toned and shorn of any foliage. Smooth to the max. I’d give two months Social Security pay-outs just to have them wrapped around my head for a few hours. I used to go out with a babe who had gams just like that. Ms. “C” knew I was in lust with her lower appendages and let me play with them while she knitted a purple thong. She was a great Prince fan and said when she was finished she was going to wear on it outdoors in the next rain shower. Anyway she strayed onetime I was on vacation with another bodacious babe. When I got back I immediately checked her oil. Sadly, my “dip-stick” began to drip a few days after and I had to do the Penicillin routine. That ended our Saturday afternoon frolics. After all these years I still miss her legs. I sent her a letter once and asked her to email me a jpeg of those beauties but my request was denied. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+”. Sadly brought down a few marks by those bad bazongas.
Today’s an R & R day. I’ve spent too long in the trenches of life and I’m bushed. However next week on my birthday I’m gonna cut loose. Even my former paramour DDP is coming and hopefully cuming to my shindig. The neighborhood is gonna rock. The party will begin promptly at 3:00 PM at the local gun range where we’ll all compare our AR-15’s ability to shoot straight. Then it’s off to my friend’s 100 acre Mountain retreat when the beer will be chilled, the Bourbon iced and the babe warmed up. It’s gonna be a blast. Yup, we got ourselves a full case of Dynamite just to liven up the party. I may not be in any condition to give my expert analysis next Saturday, so Denny can throw up Caytlin Jenner for the rest of you boobage fans.
Sorry TJ. The boobs are real. The hair however is not. Her hair is really brown. Keeley Hazel.
Kinda too-thin. Legs like sticks. Too much photo shop?
Thin is in and the closer to the bone the sweeter the meat, Deathknyte.
Would you rather see a full frontal nude of “fat-assed” Hillary?
Have to bleach my brain after that thought
Yes, however, give Denny credit for posting an average mulatto with big feet. #Inclusiveness
Big feet? Or did you mean a mulatto with a big smelly bootie?
I don’t think that babe is near ugly enough to be Michelle, A/D.
Not a mulatto. She’s a Brit. Keeley Hazel. Just has a nice tan.
A/D said mulatto. I’m OK with tanned Brit and her long sexy legs.
I was replying to A/D. It’s in the same thread.
She could get splinters, sitting like that.