Red in bed gives great head. I learned then from a babe I was going out with in the mid-80’s. And she had red pubes to boot. Well, my head had to be in juxtaposition to the magenta carpet while she was playing “Hail Britannia on my oboe. Fortunately, since pubic hair is mostly curly I didn’t have to wear safety glasses. As opposed to todays boobage babe my randy red rover had silky alabaster skin with a light sprinkling of freckles. Yah hoo the memories of her mammaries are still fresh in my mind’s eye and create a warm feeling in my thighs.
OK down to business since today’s gonna be in the high 80’s and that means lots of female flesh exposed for my eyes to wander over.
1) FACE: At a first glance Caitlyn Jenner flashed through my mind, but after a closer study I can proclaim this lady is a lady and always has been. Nice sharp features and thin lips that would have any ghetto ape envious. I know she’s an exhibitionist and has many “anything goes” flicks but that doesn’t take away from her fine seductive features. Rating: “A+++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Natural all right. A little too large for my personal taste, but a professional never allows one’s own preferences influence the facts. Her aureoles are, as usual, a tad on the large side and too deeply colored. They look like they could be transplants (do they do aureole transplants?) from Eartha Kitt. However, that said they do certainly stand out. Rating: “A++”.
3) THIGHS: Sweet. Caramel colored, flawless and well-toned. Note they have a natural separation that allows access to the pubic area. Unlike Hillary Clinton’s flabby cellulite ravaged sandbag loins. No wonder Slick Willie was tempted to slip the salami into Loretta’s pungent, nappy-hair honey pot the other day in Phoenix. Slimy bastard isn’t satisfied banging 15 year old virginal school girls on his pal’s (Jeffrey Epstein) private island. Bill’s bad-ass alright! Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+++”. Bingo we have a 4th of July winner and she gets first prize. The prize? A chance for her to divest herself of all clothing and the few inhibitions she possesses and spend an afternoon squatting on my nose..
I got to get my fireworks ready for Monday. Yup, unlike the sissy pussy Liberal run states up North us Confederate folks not only have the right to bear arms, but to bare arms when we light the fuses on some bad boy block busters. Hell, last 4th rivaled a 1915 April day in Gallipoli. Except there were no Muslim Turks present. Just good old American Baptists.
YA’LL HAVE A HAPPY 4th….AND GET BANGED IN THE PROCESS!
A big thank you to Catfish and Denny or this one. I’m always looking for a good calendar for my shop. So I decided to start saving the “best of GOC” Saturday boobage and make my own. This picture will be the first I save. Have a great 4th of July folks!
I don’t normally comment but I have to call foul on toejam for slipping this into his comment. “Unlike Hillary Clinton’s flabby cellulite ravaged sandbag loins.” Really? You had to go there? I may need to seek professional help getting that visual out of my brain.
Hey Denny;
Another good one:) but Toejam will still complain about her.
Jezus, Dobroye utro! at work, and this shit.
Another fine one. I give her an A. I would truly love to wake up to that every morning.
Thanks Catfish and Denny!
Red in bed gives great head. I learned then from a babe I was going out with in the mid-80’s. And she had red pubes to boot. Well, my head had to be in juxtaposition to the magenta carpet while she was playing “Hail Britannia on my oboe. Fortunately, since pubic hair is mostly curly I didn’t have to wear safety glasses. As opposed to todays boobage babe my randy red rover had silky alabaster skin with a light sprinkling of freckles. Yah hoo the memories of her mammaries are still fresh in my mind’s eye and create a warm feeling in my thighs.
OK down to business since today’s gonna be in the high 80’s and that means lots of female flesh exposed for my eyes to wander over.
1) FACE: At a first glance Caitlyn Jenner flashed through my mind, but after a closer study I can proclaim this lady is a lady and always has been. Nice sharp features and thin lips that would have any ghetto ape envious. I know she’s an exhibitionist and has many “anything goes” flicks but that doesn’t take away from her fine seductive features. Rating: “A+++”.
2) BOOBAGE: Natural all right. A little too large for my personal taste, but a professional never allows one’s own preferences influence the facts. Her aureoles are, as usual, a tad on the large side and too deeply colored. They look like they could be transplants (do they do aureole transplants?) from Eartha Kitt. However, that said they do certainly stand out. Rating: “A++”.
3) THIGHS: Sweet. Caramel colored, flawless and well-toned. Note they have a natural separation that allows access to the pubic area. Unlike Hillary Clinton’s flabby cellulite ravaged sandbag loins. No wonder Slick Willie was tempted to slip the salami into Loretta’s pungent, nappy-hair honey pot the other day in Phoenix. Slimy bastard isn’t satisfied banging 15 year old virginal school girls on his pal’s (Jeffrey Epstein) private island. Bill’s bad-ass alright! Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s overall rating: “A+++”. Bingo we have a 4th of July winner and she gets first prize. The prize? A chance for her to divest herself of all clothing and the few inhibitions she possesses and spend an afternoon squatting on my nose..
I got to get my fireworks ready for Monday. Yup, unlike the sissy pussy Liberal run states up North us Confederate folks not only have the right to bear arms, but to bare arms when we light the fuses on some bad boy block busters. Hell, last 4th rivaled a 1915 April day in Gallipoli. Except there were no Muslim Turks present. Just good old American Baptists.
YA’LL HAVE A HAPPY 4th….AND GET BANGED IN THE PROCESS!
A big thank you to Catfish and Denny or this one. I’m always looking for a good calendar for my shop. So I decided to start saving the “best of GOC” Saturday boobage and make my own. This picture will be the first I save. Have a great 4th of July folks!
…Maneating mattressthrasher .
Not that I’m complaining, but I believe she has graced these pages in the past. If so, thanks for the encore performance Catfish and Denny!
I don’t normally comment but I have to call foul on toejam for slipping this into his comment. “Unlike Hillary Clinton’s flabby cellulite ravaged sandbag loins.” Really? You had to go there? I may need to seek professional help getting that visual out of my brain.