It’s funny how a pair of clunky glasses on a face transforms an empty vapid expression into one of apparent deep contemplation. (Does it make me gay that I’m looking at her face?)
Sigh, yet another Saturday morning after a dull boring week. Yes it was hot. Yea it was humid. And yes the only startling even was the capitulation of FBI director Comey to the Liberal steamroller machine. Cankles isn’t boasting however, cause Comey only burned half a bridge. He left the door open for the Don Quixote Republicans in Congress to have their 15 minutes or 5 hours of fame. What did it accomplish? Nada, nuttin’. Life will go on, unless you were one of the 5 law enforcement officers murdered in the current war that no one in politics will admit is going on. Prediction: Whites are gonna lose. They’ll raise the “white flag” (how appropriate) and the vine swinging, welfare dependent, instant-gratification ghetto apes will triumph. I see a parallel to Vietnam here folks. America then and Crackers now snatching defeat from the jaws of victory thanks to the Socialist/Commie led Liberal assholes assault on traditional America. LBJ back in 1968 and BHO now. We’re screwed.
Enough of the rant. My Omron BP digital read-out just hit 200/95.
If I’m gonna die of a stroke or aneurism let it happen while I ogle today’s hot nice breasted babe.
1) FACE: I’ve seen this 4-eyed honey in a few porn flicks. I read she has 20/20 vision and only wears the 1985 style glasses to keep the jizz out of her eyes. She said it “stings”. Poor baby. None of the babe I’ve sprayed with my prostate juice complained. Maybe that’s because I had em’ hog-tied. Any way the innocence masks a woman who would commit the most bazaar sexual acts since W.C. Fields shoved Coke bottles where the sun don’t shine. OK, her features are sharp, flawless and seductive. Rating: “A++”.
2) ARMS & PITS: Right after legs arm-pits are one of my favorite parts of the feminine anatomy. I find them alluring and can spend hours just gently liking them. In fact it’s almost a big a “turn on” for the babes as having metal clamps fresh out of the freezer snapped on their nipples and twisted. That’s the “high-beam” initiator. Rating: “A++”.
3) BOOBAGE: These sweet bozongas would garner a ++++ rating except for that small canker on her right boob at “1 O’clock high”. Other than that they are spectacular. Perfect size, firm, toned and I must admit the A to B ratio is correct. I’d hang off those tits like a half filled leech on an artery. Rating: “A+++”.
4) TORSO: Yahoo. Very tight, well shaped and that, non-stud garnished innie is saying: Tongue me and I’ll reward you with some musk aroma. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s over rating: “A+++”. Nicely done young lady. Now get back to the studio and lube up your brown-eye. The cameras are ready to roll.
Alas, I’ve got some chores to do and the sky is currently overcast. So my gawking-stalking is gonna have to wait till this afternoon. I did score yesterday at the local supermarket. As I was strolling down the aisle where the Depends and other items used by us folks with less than 100% functioning prostates I did spy a mature svelte lady with a “ring” tat on her right ankle. I immediately went to my brains storage and bingo: Left if Lesbo (Hillary knows) and has a need to munch carpets. Right if she wants to be the stuffee in a salami stuffing session. I remarked: “What a fantastic tat. Is it a Celtic design?” I don’t get into that “Astrological shit” It’s too 1970’s. She smiled and replied: “If you like that one I have a multi-colored parrot just below my navel. Of course I went into my horny mode. My loin temperature spiked accompanied by my testosterone levels rise.
Ho Hum, I’m tired…..To be continued next Saturday.
Oh, my. I stand in awe before such poetic opulence. Forgive the minor quibble, but I believe Mr. Toejam has transposed W.C. Fields with Roscoe Conkling “Fatty” Arbuckle. I’m sure he knows better; it wouldn’t be surprising if he were present at that unfortunate carousal in 1921 when Miss Virginia Rappe went out with both a whimper and a bang.
You are 100% Correct Talkinghorse. A momentary slip due to when typing this “mistaken identity” I was about to pleasure my pretty lady friend with my 10 speed, 10-inch mount-on one-eyed thunder cannon.
I beg your forgiveness for my inexcusable error made since I was distracted by DDP begging me to: “drill baby drill”.
Just so we’re all on the same page, Toejam and I have called it quits.
I travel wayyy too much, and he’s not willing to leave his “Ole Folks Home” (as he calls it)..enough for us to be together.
The place we had in Malibu was so great. There was a private path to the beach. We had a lovely deck.
But the dumbass took that all for granted!!
Anyway…it’s been fun you guys. I think Toejam really did love me for awhile. But the distance and travel was just too much.
Just so we’re all on the same page, Toejam and I have called it quits. I travel wayyy too much, and he’s not willing [keep up on his webcam subscription fees] “Ole Folks Home” (as he calls it)..enough for us to be together online.
The place we had in Malibu was so great [if you believe that shit because I still have a subscription service floating my bills]. There was a private path to the beach. We had a lovely deck.
But the dumbass took that all for granted!!
Anyway…it’s been fun you guys [not really, I appreciate Toejam more.]. I think Toejam really did love me [follow me on Twitter] for awhile. But the distance and travel was just too much [pay more].
…No tats, no belly button jewelry ; must be an old photo from before women watched porn.
It’s funny how a pair of clunky glasses on a face transforms an empty vapid expression into one of apparent deep contemplation. (Does it make me gay that I’m looking at her face?)
Sarah….
What glasses?
Sigh, yet another Saturday morning after a dull boring week. Yes it was hot. Yea it was humid. And yes the only startling even was the capitulation of FBI director Comey to the Liberal steamroller machine. Cankles isn’t boasting however, cause Comey only burned half a bridge. He left the door open for the Don Quixote Republicans in Congress to have their 15 minutes or 5 hours of fame. What did it accomplish? Nada, nuttin’. Life will go on, unless you were one of the 5 law enforcement officers murdered in the current war that no one in politics will admit is going on. Prediction: Whites are gonna lose. They’ll raise the “white flag” (how appropriate) and the vine swinging, welfare dependent, instant-gratification ghetto apes will triumph. I see a parallel to Vietnam here folks. America then and Crackers now snatching defeat from the jaws of victory thanks to the Socialist/Commie led Liberal assholes assault on traditional America. LBJ back in 1968 and BHO now. We’re screwed.
Enough of the rant. My Omron BP digital read-out just hit 200/95.
If I’m gonna die of a stroke or aneurism let it happen while I ogle today’s hot nice breasted babe.
1) FACE: I’ve seen this 4-eyed honey in a few porn flicks. I read she has 20/20 vision and only wears the 1985 style glasses to keep the jizz out of her eyes. She said it “stings”. Poor baby. None of the babe I’ve sprayed with my prostate juice complained. Maybe that’s because I had em’ hog-tied. Any way the innocence masks a woman who would commit the most bazaar sexual acts since W.C. Fields shoved Coke bottles where the sun don’t shine. OK, her features are sharp, flawless and seductive. Rating: “A++”.
2) ARMS & PITS: Right after legs arm-pits are one of my favorite parts of the feminine anatomy. I find them alluring and can spend hours just gently liking them. In fact it’s almost a big a “turn on” for the babes as having metal clamps fresh out of the freezer snapped on their nipples and twisted. That’s the “high-beam” initiator. Rating: “A++”.
3) BOOBAGE: These sweet bozongas would garner a ++++ rating except for that small canker on her right boob at “1 O’clock high”. Other than that they are spectacular. Perfect size, firm, toned and I must admit the A to B ratio is correct. I’d hang off those tits like a half filled leech on an artery. Rating: “A+++”.
4) TORSO: Yahoo. Very tight, well shaped and that, non-stud garnished innie is saying: Tongue me and I’ll reward you with some musk aroma. Rating: “A+++”.
Toejam’s over rating: “A+++”. Nicely done young lady. Now get back to the studio and lube up your brown-eye. The cameras are ready to roll.
Alas, I’ve got some chores to do and the sky is currently overcast. So my gawking-stalking is gonna have to wait till this afternoon. I did score yesterday at the local supermarket. As I was strolling down the aisle where the Depends and other items used by us folks with less than 100% functioning prostates I did spy a mature svelte lady with a “ring” tat on her right ankle. I immediately went to my brains storage and bingo: Left if Lesbo (Hillary knows) and has a need to munch carpets. Right if she wants to be the stuffee in a salami stuffing session. I remarked: “What a fantastic tat. Is it a Celtic design?” I don’t get into that “Astrological shit” It’s too 1970’s. She smiled and replied: “If you like that one I have a multi-colored parrot just below my navel. Of course I went into my horny mode. My loin temperature spiked accompanied by my testosterone levels rise.
Ho Hum, I’m tired…..To be continued next Saturday.
Oh, my. I stand in awe before such poetic opulence. Forgive the minor quibble, but I believe Mr. Toejam has transposed W.C. Fields with Roscoe Conkling “Fatty” Arbuckle. I’m sure he knows better; it wouldn’t be surprising if he were present at that unfortunate carousal in 1921 when Miss Virginia Rappe went out with both a whimper and a bang.
You are 100% Correct Talkinghorse. A momentary slip due to when typing this “mistaken identity” I was about to pleasure my pretty lady friend with my 10 speed, 10-inch mount-on one-eyed thunder cannon.
I beg your forgiveness for my inexcusable error made since I was distracted by DDP begging me to: “drill baby drill”.
Sabine Jemeljanova
Enjoy without those fucking glasses.
You’re correct A/D,
Can’t drape my balls over her nose when she’s wearing them specs.
Whatever
Just so we’re all on the same page, Toejam and I have called it quits.
I travel wayyy too much, and he’s not willing to leave his “Ole Folks Home” (as he calls it)..enough for us to be together.
The place we had in Malibu was so great. There was a private path to the beach. We had a lovely deck.
But the dumbass took that all for granted!!
Anyway…it’s been fun you guys. I think Toejam really did love me for awhile. But the distance and travel was just too much.
Love you all….it’s been fun.
~XxxOoo
addio il mio dolce amore. Remember us always
https://youtu.be/1Dl5HkxwyXI
Just sayin’…
Lemme translate.
Just so we’re all on the same page, Toejam and I have called it quits. I travel wayyy too much, and he’s not willing [keep up on his webcam subscription fees] “Ole Folks Home” (as he calls it)..enough for us to be together online.
The place we had in Malibu was so great [if you believe that shit because I still have a subscription service floating my bills]. There was a private path to the beach. We had a lovely deck.
But the dumbass took that all for granted!!
Anyway…it’s been fun you guys [not really, I appreciate Toejam more.]. I think Toejam really did love me [follow me on Twitter] for awhile. But the distance and travel was just too much [pay more].
Love you all….it’s been fun.
~XxxOoo
Cheers! {clink}
Best wishes, Toe!
Oh Alpha…you crack me up.
~XxxOoo